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Darla's Delicious Deliriums
 
It has been three years since I last used this blog properly, I'm back to get in touch with my sexual side again and to share my thoughts and experiences with like minded people!

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Interesting Idea
Posted:Jul 29, 2008 5:39 am
Last Updated:Apr 23, 2014 11:03 am
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I'm certainly not the first person to have a post like this on their blog but it always seems like a good thing to have around for new people discovering my blog for the first time.

Ask me a question(s) about anything, me in general, my favourite things(movies, books), sexual experiences, opinions on certain matters etc.

I will answer to the best of my ability so please go ahead and be as outrageous as you like! Don't be shy, I don't bite...unless asked to.

Or just leave me a comment if you so wish!

Darla
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Doctor Doctor!
Posted:Nov 12, 2013 6:03 am
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2013 11:40 am
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I'm having lady issues. to the extent that I had to call in sick, which I hate to do! I am firmly in the way of feeling sorry for myself and moping round the house...

Made the mistake of not eating anything and then having a shower, that ended with me kneeling in the bath with my eyes closed trying to keep myself from being sick and fainting. I need a strong man to look after me...time to daydream I guess. Hmm Robert Downey Jnr or Tom Hiddleston? Decisions decisions.

How would you look after me or any other sick female? Would I be a pampered princess or a pain in your ass?

Thanks as always,

Darla
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Gym Dilemma! Push it good!
Posted:Nov 7, 2013 9:32 am
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2013 6:59 am
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I have a small dilemma. I recently moved jobs but I actually still work in the same area(can see my old building from the window of my new one) and I'm registered at the gym which is in between both of them. My soon to be new manager is a very regular user of said gym and this makes me uncomfortable...

I had noticed him there before but didn't know who he was at the time, now that I know he will be my boss I'm not so happy. Something about my superior working out in the same place at potentially the same time concerns me, I'm still a bit overweight and he is quite a buff guy and I don't want to be judged.

Maybe these fears are unfounded and it won't be a problem at all but right now the thought is not good. What do you think? Am I over reacting?

Also, on a side note, does anyone really genuinely find the sight of a sweaty person attractive?? Even on a really good looking person, I still think it's not nice...

In other news, I have a new crush on Tom Hiddleston(Loki in Thor/avengers). Evil really works for him and for me he can overtake my world any day...yum!

Thanks as always,

Darla
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Clothes...on or off?
Posted:Nov 1, 2013 1:00 pm
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2013 6:06 am
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Phew! the last four weeks have been manic, learning a new job is terribly draining...I could fall asleep right now zzzzzzzzzzz

What is better to help reinvigorate me after such hard work and stress? SHOPPING!! I've had my first pay so its time to spend spend spend! Chaching.

I love online shopping, hate the hassle of returning stuff if it turns out not to be right but it doesn't stop me from doing it again and again! My purchase list consists of three dresses, four jumpers, a knitted tunic, a pair of killer butt jeans and some shoes. Best part is that my bill really hasn't been that high so double bonus.

Anyways, it got me to thinking about sex...funny how this always seems to happen

You are in the middle of a romantic entanglement, the passion is running high and its time to either get down to business as soon as possible or to start stripping each other. What do you prefer? Keep the clothes on and work with it or take everything off? Of course, you could prefer something in between, let me know?

Thanks as always,

Darla
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Got that Friday feeling?
Posted:Oct 18, 2013 8:45 am
Last Updated:Nov 3, 2013 5:55 am
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Yay it's Friday!! another week of induction training in my new job, 2 more to go before we are let loose for some realtime work experience. I love a Friday, for most people it's the end of the working week and time for relaxing and to be prepare for the weekend ahead!

Of course, for people who work on different shift patterns or maybe work in retail, which usually requires a lot of work to be done over the weekend, a Friday might be a dreaded day. The day before the chaos ensues...I used to be like that. I worked nearly six years in retail and was more than accustomed to working all day Saturday and Sunday. Moving to a different sector was a strange new world for me, one that I greatly enjoy now.

Do you like or loathe working at the weekend? Anyone else got my Friday buzz? Any big plans?

Do you work in an industry where you never work weekends? Any vacancies?

Thanks as always,

Darla

P.S. For anyone who read my last post, I told my partner about my blog and he is ok! Woohoo! Little tweaking to do on my profile etc but happy days. I agree with the majority of response I got, honesty is definitely the best policy, specially in this case. so thanks peeps!
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Should I tell him?
Posted:Oct 14, 2013 9:10 am
Last Updated:Nov 1, 2013 1:01 pm
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As I've previously mentioned, I have a partner and we are getting married next year. What I haven't said is that he doesn't know about my presence on here. He is aware that I used to have a blog and I even showed him it back when we were first dating, however, I haven't told him of my return...am I wandering in dangerous territory?

I am not looking to meet guys, openly or discreetly and I think that is pretty clear from my profile(although I am thinking of highlighting this more clearly soon). But I love blogville and do flirt on a few blogs, all good natured of course! I am concerned that my partner may not be happy with me being here

Really the reason for my return was due to him bringing up some lacking elements and enthusiasm in the bedroom area, I wanted to improve and rediscover my sexy side. This blog and the blog world at large does help me in that area.

Anyway, I guess the jist of this is, should I tell him? Do any of you have partners who are unaware of your presence on here? Ever been discovered unintentionally?

Thanks as always,

Darla
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Office Relationship...Sneaky Sex Anyone?
Posted:Oct 10, 2013 10:09 am
Last Updated:Oct 17, 2013 11:58 am
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I mentioned yesterday that I've started a new job, what I didn't say was that I am now working for the same company as my partner and will be based in the same office(that's pretty big but still...).

I won't really see him much until after all my training is complete which will be in to next year, plus we won't be in the same teams or even working the same shift patterns. What I have been thinking about is what if a time arises that we are together, maybe in the canteen or elsewhere and one or both of us are in the mood? Should we indulge in a sex in the workplace session? Obviously it would need to be somewhere private and fairly short but it is possible in the grand scheme of things!

Or should be maintain professional integrity at all times, even if it means potentially having to avoid each other to keep temptation at bay?

Would you do it if in the same position? Has anyone previously indulged, got any tips to share for success?? Any bad experiences?

Thanks as always,

Darla
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New Challenges...Tired doesn't even cover it!!
Posted:Oct 9, 2013 11:43 am
Last Updated:Oct 10, 2013 10:41 am
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Sorry for the short absence, I started a new job on Monday. I have a 12 week training programme to endure with brand new people, in a brand new company and in an area I haven't previously worked in...I am knackered!

Although I'm only 3 days in and we have only covered the very basic stuff so far, it is surprising how tiring it has been! I guess that focusing on creating new friendships, learning new things and being thrown into a different area of expertise can really drain the energy from you!!

Only a short post for now, anyone started a new job recently or gone through a similar experience? Did you enjoy it? Was it tiring? Most importantly, was it worth it?

Thanks as always,

Darla
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Female Friendly Porn...yes?
Posted:Oct 4, 2013 3:01 am
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2013 6:05 am
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I was bored and feeling a little sexually restless yesterday so I started browsing a few porn sites, wasn't looking for anything specific just looking around...porn window shopping!

Anyway, I've never really looked into female friendly porn, mainly because I don't really have a problem with 'normal' porn. Yeah, there are some things I don't like so I just avoid those types of videos(mainly heavy BDSM, scat/watersports, hentai etc if you were interested to know) but in general I think porn is fine.

Female friendly porn was interesting, found a few videos starring James Deen(what a hottie ) and it was nice to see him in a role where you could actually imagine him as your partner. None of the usual, lets get straight down to business; tits, ass and pussy out, blow me then I'll fuck you raw.


(I couldn't help myself, he is very attractive he can spank me any time he wants!)

On the other hand some of the stuff I was looking at was pretty boring and took ages to get into, if a video lasts 20 minutes and the first 10-15 minutes both parties are still fully clothed, you can guarantee I'm bored and ready to move on... maybe I am just really impatient but watching tension and passion build isn't the same as experiencing it first hand in my opinion.

Guys, have you ever tried watching female friendly porn? Do you like it? If you haven't watched any, would you consider it? What is your favourite element of porn?

Girls, do you watch porn? What do you like in your porn? Anyone agree about James Deen?

Thanks as always,

Darla
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Ooooh make me over baby!!
Posted:Oct 3, 2013 4:23 am
Last Updated:Oct 4, 2013 4:11 am
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I've decided to be more feminine and take better care of my appearance from now on.

Now, I don't want you to think that I am usually a mess of a girl, hair like a wild bush, toothpaste smeared on my face and wearing slobbing about clothes out in public! that just isn't the case, or at least not all the time

I've always taken a very natural/casual approach to my clothes and beauty regime, I used to only wear make up on nights out but as I am getting older I feel that maybe now is the best time to get into a good routine of wearing make up every day?

My weight loss has given me a great excuse to buy new clothes, like I needed a damn excuse!! so now I have a new wardrobe full of clothes that highlight all my best assets(mainly my chest and bum ) and a new gorgeous and sexy handbag.

My new make up routine is minimal, I am not prepared to spend more than twenty minutes doing my face in the mornings, that is time I could be spending asleep in bed!! natural colours and shades to match my dark brown eyes and I have noticed the difference in reactions to me already. Remember my last post about the sexy taxi driver? Yeah I had make up on and a more considered outfit on for once!

Guys, what do you prefer in a woman? Someone who takes great pride in their appearance and spends a lot of time on looking good?

Do you prefer a woman who is comfortable in their own skin and does not take too much time on deciding how to dress etc?

Perhaps you prefer something in between, let me know!

Also, make up....yes the full works all the time, natural make up for everyday wear or nude, no make up needed at all?

Thanks as always,

Darla
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Sexy Stranger...Should I?
Posted:Oct 1, 2013 2:27 am
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2013 8:02 am
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Wow! Just wow! I got hit on yesterday... certainly hasn't happened to me in a loooooong time, I'm hoping the reason for the lull has been a lack of situational opportunities, but you never know.

My car was in the garage getting a new exhaust fitted(grumble grumble), when it was ready I called for a taxi to go pick it up. The driver that arrived was cute, early to mid thirties, dark slightly curly hair and a nice smile. He had a pair of dark tinted shades which made him look kinda sexy

So the normal chit chat starts and I tell him why my car is in the garage etc, he was really sweet, giving me lots of little glances in the rear view mirror, smiling and trying to maintain eye contact with me(kinda worrying seeing as he was driving at the time ). When we arrived and I was handing over the fare he lightly touched my wrist, looked me straight in the eye and offered to fix my car for free if anything ever happened to it again and he asked for my phone number! my good god I was shocked to the core and probably blushing like crazy, obviously I declined the offer and explained I was engaged but for one teeny tiny second I wondered "what if?".

Anyways, the only man I am likely to say yes to nowadays apart from my fiancé, is the man below no way could I turn this sexy beast down...rwar!



When was the last time a stranger hit on you? How did it make you feel?

When was the last time you hit on a stranger? Were you successful?

Thanks as always,

Darla
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Don't Hiss at me Bitch!
Posted:Sep 30, 2013 4:58 am
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2013 4:30 am
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I have two cats, I love them dearly and would be absolutely devastated if anything were to happen to them. They are brother and sister and called Micah and Luna love my munchkins!

Well, we had a house guest over the weekend, my soon to be mother-in-law and Luna does NOT like my MIL, nope, not one little bit. Every time she visits it causes hissing fits and sends my stress levels through the roof!

Personally I think it due to my MIL trying to pick my little bub up when she was a teeny kitten and wouldn't let her go even though she was struggling like crazy...I wasn't present through the whole scene but was informed after the event. If I had been present maybe this whole situation wouldn't even be an issue now!

So there I am, all weekend running interference between the two. I know my MIL is upset that Luna doesn't like her, she acts like its no big deal but the act isn't very convincing(she only has herself to blame). Best strategy would be to just leave her alone and maybe with time the relationship will get better but oh no she is relentless, always trying to approach etc...and of course my other half won't say anything so it is up to me as always to give the more than subtle hints to LEAVE HER ALONE!

I am so glad its all over, life can go back to normal now and I have my loving kitty back. Ever had an animal hiss at you? Did it upset you or did you deserve it?

How was everyone's weekend?

Thanks as always,

Darla
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Roll up! Roll up! I MUST be punished for my wicked ways! Step on in and pick up a paddle...
Posted:Sep 25, 2013 9:15 am
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2013 4:32 am
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I caved today!

I bought a pizza from Pizza Hut, a fucking large stuffed crust one to boot and it was all for me. definitely not necessary!

I'm slipping big time, I have days of being really good, sensible with my food and portion sizes, exercising and pushing myself harder each day at the gym and then I have one day where I start off well and then I fall spectacularly off the wagon.

Why do I do this to myself? Honestly I do not know, I've come so far but for the past couple of months I have been yo-yoing up and down in the same weight range!



So, who wants to step up to punish me for my gluttony and help work off the crap I've eaten? Any takers?

Thanks as always,

Darla
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