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Darla's Delicious Deliriums
 
It has been three years since I last used this blog properly, I'm back to get in touch with my sexual side again and to share my thoughts and experiences with like minded people!

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Am I Talking To A Brick Wall?
Posted:Jun 2, 2009 7:52 am
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2009 6:43 am
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As you may have read in my last post I asked you for things you want me to blog about, so here we go.

"Is it rude for a member NOT to reply to comments and/or mail?" - FXSBOB3

Well, yes and no. I get a hell of a lot of utter crap mail from guys on this site and to be rather blunt, I'm not gonna reply to it. Mainly cause if I was to reply it would be to critcise spelling/grammatical mistakes or just to ask what the hell were they thinking when they wrote the damn messages.

"Hey bbe, wanna fck 2nite?", for example, this from a guy who lives well over 100miles from me. Umm...no I dont! Firstly, too far away even if I did want to fuck tonight and secondly, I do like to actually know the people I sleep with. Oh and anyone who types in text talk is an instant no no for me.

Ok so I dont think its rude to not reply to mail like that, but how about decent mail messages? Yes they do sometimes appear in my inbox from time to time and just getting something that has clearly been constructed to impress is a nice feeling(even if you know it has been copied and pasted to at least another 50 girls as well as myself).

I have replied to a few of these type of messages and one inparticular led to a very good friendship(with benefits )that is still going strong. So I would say it is rude to ignore these messages entirely. Even a "sorry not interested" is better than nothing at all.

Now when it comes to blog comments, I do find it extremely rude not to reply to the people who are commenting on your blog posts. You are essentially inviting them to answer on your topic of choice and to not reply is just downright rude in my opinion.

One way conversations tend to be rather dull dont you think? Do you think its rude to not reply to mail/comments?

Thanks as always,

Darla

P.S. If you would like to suggest a blog topic for me to cover then please feel free to leave your idea here: Oh God Get It In My Mouth NOW

More questions answered later, stay tuned in
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Oh God Get It In My Mouth NOW!!
Posted:Jun 1, 2009 11:33 am
Last Updated:Sep 27, 2009 6:16 am
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Oh by the way I'm talking about bonjela cooling gel, I really need some of that in my mouth a misleading title perhaps but you love me anyway dont you? I have a mouth ulcer on my gum and it hurts like hell!

Time to dust off the old suggestion box it seems...my comments are rather low these days. Where are you all? Busy? Am I not talking about anything interesting anymore?

No matter what you think I would like to hear from you(the most important people in this blog) on what you would like to read about in my blog...Any questions you would like answered, any topics you want me to cover etc etc. Please just tell me and I will try my best to answer as many as possible

Thanks as always,

Darla
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Someone Ate My Damn Cookie!!
Posted:May 31, 2009 5:49 am
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2009 8:44 am
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Is there anything worse than a massive supermarket with loads of empty spaces? It really grinds my gears.

Went for the weekly shop with my dad this morning and in nearly every aisle there were a ton of empty spaces! Now our ASDA is a 24/7 store and they stock the shelves during the night but last night...they must of been having a party somewhere else. Probably racing up and down the aisles on trolleys

So basically it meant I couldnt get my favourite snack today its an ASDA product so I couldnt even just go elsewhere and I'm not prepared to go through to Dunfermline to the nearest other ASDA. *sigh*

Is there any product that you find yourself buying at least weekly that you would be annoyed to find missing from your local store?

Any plans for this Sunday?

Thanks as always,

Darla
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Sizzling Sunshiny Sweetness!
Posted:May 29, 2009 12:15 pm
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2009 8:40 am
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I HATE THE SUN! Ok a bit of a harsh statement so let me explain a little.

I can quite happily go on holiday to some truly scorching destinations and be totally comfortable and fine with the red hot weather and lack of wind etc, but when that weather occurs at home I cannot stand it!

It feels wrong, Scotland should not be this damn hot. It should be raining and miserable Ok I take that last part back...or do i?

I think its mainly cause when you are having to walk around in your regular clothes and carry on doing your everyday tasks whilst the sun beats down so strongly its a little depressing. All you want to do is sit by a nice cool pool and relax ...but nope, the day continues as normal!

Does anyone else out there hate the sun or do you feel you might love it a bit too much? Are you a sun worshipper?

Thanks as always,

Darla
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I'm Such A Soppy Git Sometimes!
Posted:May 27, 2009 11:02 am
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2009 8:38 am
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Interesting one at work today, was a rather good day but I was a tad emotional towards the end cause it will be the last time I work with my bestest work mate 'G'. He is leaving to go to a new job, I am happy for him cause he really needs more hours than he was getting but rather selfishly I dont want him to leave cause I'll miss his company the place will never be the same again without him...not an over reaction!

Ah well, just have to roll with the punches I guess.

Ok now for the odd thought that suddenly popped into my head a moment ago...what do you have most often for your lunch? A favourite sandwich filling? Maybe salad? Come and tell me

Thanks as always,

Darla
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Good Times With Old Chums!
Posted:May 26, 2009 4:42 am
Last Updated:May 28, 2009 5:50 am
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Aww last night I had the most fun I've had in a damn long time which is actually quite depressing to admit.

I went bowling with my school friends, some of whom I hadnt seen in months and months. I did lose pretty badly cause they were mean and wouldnt let me put the bumpers up boo!

We then went for food and a chat, ended up doing that for over 3 hours! How time flies when you're having fun huh? Finally decided to move off back home around 11.30 but detoured to my friend 'L''s house to meet her new cat!

She is a very cute cat, mostly black with white paws but the thing is crazy! Isnt a fan of being touched, just bites you if you attempt it and likes to jump up the side of the couch suddenly and scare you half to death. Was rather funny to watch until she turned her attention on to me. She tried to bite my thumb ring

So yeah, got home around 2am and I throughly enjoyed my evening. Just wish that things like that happened for regularly rather than once in a blue moon. Oh well...

When was the last time you can truly say you had loads of fun?

Thanks as always,

Darla
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Back To Reality...
Posted:May 24, 2009 1:23 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2009 5:17 am
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Damn, I went back to work today and it was hideous as predicted. Glorious day, sun shining, light breeze and Im stuck in a broom cupboard of an office counting money that will never be mine. Does it get anymore depressing than that?

Then a migraine set in when I discovered they had switched shifts on me for tomorrow. I was meant to be 10-2 but they changed it to 8-12 without even bothering to tell me. Which means I have to cancel my dentist appointment and reschedule and I bet I'll have to wait ages for a new appointment! Fucking managers.

I've decided that if I'm not successful at getting a store transfer when I go off to uni that I am gonna leave work so that I have 3 weeks off before actually moving. Fuck them, they will have to learn to cope without me

I know pretty much everyone has thought at one time or another about just walking out the door at work but has anyone ever actually done it?

How was your Sunday people?

Thanks as always,

Darla
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Its All Getting Very Real! Eeek...
Posted:May 22, 2009 3:13 pm
Last Updated:May 26, 2009 5:00 am
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I sold my car today, really didnt expect to get it sold so soon but its done now. No changing things. Whilst 'my' car was driving away from me it suddenly hit me...

Things are getting very damn real!

This university stuff is no longer just an idea, passing fad or whatever. I am going, I am moving country(technically), I will be starting over again and to begin with I will be very much on my own.

Its just under 15weeks til I go...better get my saving hat on. Constant overtime and selling more of my stuff I wont be needing in order to have money to live on whilst there

So, any tips to stop myself stressing too much?

Thanks as always,

Darla
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Done Before? Probably Yes...
Posted:May 21, 2009 7:13 am
Last Updated:May 26, 2009 4:46 am
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If you had to give up one of the following for life, which would it be and why?

Sex

or

Your favourite food/drink items(chocolate, beer, chips, tea etc)

Thanks as always,

Darla
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Oh The Horror...The Horror!!
Posted:May 20, 2009 10:51 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2009 12:16 pm
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Yesterday, oh my god, yesterday. I was soooo incredibly horny, it actually shocked me a little. Now I'm not saying I'm never usually horny but this surpassed any previous times...

I just simply could not satisfy myself played a few times, used different toys but nothing! Read erotic stories, watched a little porn, tried chatrooms but nothing worked. Basically I just needed to be fucked but unfortunately I dont have anyone to do that for me...well not close to hand anyway. Ugh...

Today I have just discovered the true root to why I was so sexually frustrated yesterday...for those of you(mainly guys)who are easily disgusted or whatever, you may not want to read on...

I got my period, this is the time of month when I go from quietly ok with my lack of sex to a frustrated sex animal who longs for a good seeing to.

However in the history of my sexual relationships I have never allowed myself to have sex during that time...I reckon it was just me being too self conscious cause my partners always seemed up for it.

I guess my question today is would you have sex with your partner whilst they are on their period? Have you done it in the past? Was it a good experience? Tell me all...

Thanks as always,

Darla
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A List As Long As My Arm And Growing!!
Posted:May 19, 2009 7:11 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2009 5:54 am
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So I have started writing a list of things I will need to take with me for uni...all the essentials and more I guess

Basically I am calling on you all for your advice. I know the majority of my lovely commentors are a little older than I am and I'm sure some of you must have gone to uni at some point. So I'm asking for...

Any words of wisdom?

Anything I definitely should buy or take with me?

Just pretty much anything you think will aid me in preparation of uni life?

Thanks as always,

Darla
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Back With A Bang....(I Wish)
Posted:May 18, 2009 11:48 am
Last Updated:May 21, 2009 5:49 am
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Hey all! Oh I have missed you guys all so much I'm sorry for my absence, feel a bit guilty really...

I'm on holiday from work this week so I'm gonna take this time to start out my blog and update it. This time I will be sticking around

I'm still stressing about uni but its all still going ahead so that is a good thing I will finally be out of this damn house and be able to kinda have a fresh start.

How is everyone in blogland? I hope all is well?

Question for today: Underwear on or off for sex? Yeah that came out of nowhere but I've been thinking it over lately and I quite like underwear on...what are your thoughts?

Thanks as always,

Darla
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M.I.A...Sorry Folks!
Posted:May 11, 2009 12:34 pm
Last Updated:May 18, 2009 12:54 pm
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Oh my goodness, how time as flown by!! My last post was sooo long ago and I'm sorry if you have missed me.

So basically the reason I have been away is due to University being most definitely on the cards. Got unconditional offers to the uni I wanted to go to, I confirmed my favourite option and now its just the planning stage which is no fun.

Having to make financial plans with my mother, which by the way, I dont agree with is enough to stress me into migraines everyday. I have to agree to my mother's terms though or they wont pay for the rent on my accommodation

Then there is the whole trying to get a transfer at work to the store near the Uni I'm moving too...ugh!!

So yeah, I'm stressed and when I finally get a little time to relax I dont even have the energy to blog Bad times...

So how is everyone else? Good I hope?

Thanks as always,

Darla
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