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Darla's Delicious Deliriums
 
It has been three years since I last used this blog properly, I'm back to get in touch with my sexual side again and to share my thoughts and experiences with like minded people!

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Getting nasty between dirty sheets?
Posted:Sep 24, 2013 8:50 am
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2013 6:40 am
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I was pondering this very question while at the gym earlier, not the usual kind of thoughts to be having whilst running on a treadmill and looking an absolute tomatoey mess but I digress...

If you know you are going to be having a night(or day) of wild passionate sex, do you change the bedsheets and duvet cover before or after?

Its an interesting one, I can see logic behind both answers so there is obviously no one correct answer.

Yes its nice to have nice fresh sheets against your skin, gorgeous clean scent and gives you the opportunity to choose your best linen for the occasion.

BUT in some circumstances there can be quite a mess made, I've been known to squirt a bit in my time and of course there is the male cum to deal with too...so messy!

On the flip, knowing you have had the same bedding on for a couple of days, you know its not going to be sweet smelling or at its freshest might not be the sexiest of thoughts for some.

Personally, I don't mind few days old sheets. Its means I know I can go crazy and not hold back and after the main event is over and the afterglow has faded I can change the sheets and fall asleep on a cloud of fresh linen.

Thoughts? Opinions? Please share with me...

Darla
Keep the used sheets on
Change before any action ;)
Who the hell cares? Lets get down to IT!
I have special sheets for naughty time
The dirtier the better, I like it filthy
Change before and after
Don't care
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Yes I have a mole on my side...what of it?
Posted:Sep 23, 2013 11:16 am
Last Updated:Sep 25, 2013 9:16 am
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Well Friday evening was spectacularly orgasmic, and I would not be saying that lightly!

A bottle of wine each, lots of nibbles like chocolate dipped strawberries, marshmallows, popping candy, sherbet and a pretty damn hot adult game made for a yummy reconnection and lots of fun between the sheet

I won't go into too much detail, yes I know you will be disappointed, but I will say that it was the best 5 and a half hours I've spent in a looooooooooooooong time. Wanna see what I wore for the occasion?



What do you think? Another year I should be much smaller and more toned but I am proud of this photo, been a long time since I felt comfortable to take a photo like this.

Maybe I should look into having that mole removed?

So guys and gals, how is everyone?

Thanks as always,

Darla
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Ready, Steady...FUCK!
Posted:Sep 20, 2013 5:40 am
Last Updated:Sep 21, 2013 2:50 am
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Don't you just HATE it when you are halfway through writing a blog post, you hit something by accident on the keyboard, it either all disappears or you move page and of course you haven't copied everything you have written..? Well that just happened to me! Rage

So lets forget the preamble I had previously written, tonight is going to be a night of naughty nibbles, sweet treats, sexy lingerie, candles and lots of kissing, licking, sucking and hopefully fucking



Yes, boys and girls, my partner and I are trying out the adult board game of Monogamy for the first time, anyone tried it?

How would you prepare for a night of passion with either a loved one or a new acquaintance?

Thanks always,

Darla
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To 69 or not...?
Posted:Sep 19, 2013 7:11 am
Last Updated:Sep 30, 2013 5:03 am
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My partner and I have had some problems in the bedroom lately, nothing major, just a lack of enthusiasm(mainly on my part) and an actual scarcity of the act itself.

Very recently we went almost 3 and half weeks between sex sessions, there were some genuine reasons for some of the absence but there was also just a lack of interest from me for no real reason.

I have a much lower libido than my partner but that's not his fault and its not like he demands sex all the time, he is very considerate in that respect. Last weekend he decided we needed to have a "talk". Boy did that freak me out, I was crazy nervous, thought he was going to leave me or that he had cheated...terrible things were running through my head.

Anyway, we talked about how he felt we didn't have enough sex and when we did it always seemed to be the same thing, done in the same way.

It really got me to sit up and pay attention cause he is right, our sex life is downright dull. So here I am on this again, not looking to meet or anything but just to get back to a more sexual me.

After a night of chatting about sex, fantasies, things we wanted to try and past experiences, it was real late and normally it would be a case of "night night" from me even though I know he is so horny he could blow at any second, but not this time. I wanted to have sex, so we did.

We tried the 69 position, something we had only done once before when we first started dating...it was good, great even! Now I've lost getting close to 4 stone it was so much more comfortable and I felt really sexy.

Managed to get him to orgasm through oral from me and him giving me oral, I was pleased as punch cause he admitted that no one has ever been able to make him cum from hand/blowjob before, so I felt proud!

We've also bought the game Monogamy to try out at the weekend and today I bought a nice new lingerie set and silk robe...

Any other tips you could share to spice up our love life?

Anyone else had a lull with their sex life?

Thanks as always,

Darla
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Look whose back, back again...Darla's Back!
Posted:Sep 16, 2013 6:26 am
Last Updated:Sep 30, 2013 5:01 am
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Well...its been what, 3 years since I was last active on the site? Wow, how time flies when you are having some amount of fun!

Since my last visit I am now graduated from University, moved back to Scotland cause I couldn't handle being so far away from my family, have a fiancé, two cats and I'm getting married next June!

Saying it out loud really shows what you can accomplish just by getting out of a rut and trying something new. Northampton was the change of pace I needed to get my life on the right track.

However, one thing that went very badly wrong for me was my issues with weight. Going to uni, living in halls and then a student house played havoc with my waistline. I piled on so much weight I hardly recognised myself in the mirror and for that reason I dont have a lot of uni photos(which is a real shame ).

Now I'm on weightwatchers and close to losing 4 stone so far!! Sounds crazy huh? I'm close to being an average size again, woot and with that brings back my sexiness or at least I hope it will.

Not much else to say for now, any of my old blog friends/followers still out there? Give me a shout!

Thanks as always,

Darla
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FUCK My Life!
Posted:Apr 16, 2010 9:23 am
Last Updated:Sep 16, 2013 6:28 am
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My life sucks right now...

Too much to write about in detail but this is the list of badness in my life:

1. I'm overweight, unhealthy and unfit...no denying it.
2. I still have a huge essay to write for uni and its not looking good.
3. I have exams to sit in May, I havent done any proper exams for nearly 4 years!
4. The guy I really liked is now going out with someone else
5. A male friend of mine I was starting to like more than a friend went totally mental on me and now we barely even speak.
6. I dont know if I'm gonna get enough finance to go to uni and actually be able to live for second year.
7. My best friend thinks he has been cursed and wants me to go see either a white witch or a wiccan with him.
8. I need to find a job VERY soon or next year I'll be back at home and totally miserable.
9. I know my parents think I'm gonna fail even if they wont admit it.

Many many other things but I'm depressing myself even more by typing these things out.

Thanks as always,

Darla
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Snuggles, Cuddles And Kisses...
Posted:Apr 6, 2010 8:12 am
Last Updated:Apr 8, 2010 2:25 pm
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Oooooh its windy here, Fife has a weather warning in place for strong winds and possible flooding. How fun

Its on days like this that I would love to be snuggled up in my own house, sitting under a blanket with a partner cuddling, kissing and whispering sweet nothings.

Oh well a lot to do before that will happen:
1. Graduate
2. Find a good job
3. Find a partner
4. Buy a house

Ugh its gonna take forever isnt it? why cant I click my fingers and it'll all be done...? *sigh*

If you could click your fingers and wish for something, what would it be?

Thanks as always,

Darla
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Someone Buy Me A Drink In The USA!!!
Posted:Mar 31, 2010 5:48 pm
Last Updated:Dec 19, 2010 3:32 pm
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Well my time has come at last, I am officially 21

I've been legal to drink for 3 years in the UK and been drinking for a lot longer than those 3 years, naughty Darla! Now I can drink in America, yay for me!

So someone in America buy me a drink, a cosmo preferabbly, and down it for me

Right, who's buying then?

Thanks as always,

Darla
10 Comments
Fucked Off!!!!!
Posted:Mar 29, 2010 12:05 pm
Last Updated:Apr 4, 2010 7:15 am
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I wrote out half of my 'man troubles' post and then something went completely tits up and it has all been deleted so now I am majorly pissed off and not in the mood to rewrite it right now.

This will just have to be a short post about something else instead, I need cheering up after that fuck up so how about this...

My birthday is on Thursday, I'll be having lunch with my parents and going out at night with a few friends. BUT if you were my friend or partner what would you plan for my birthday?

Thanks as always,

Darla
15 Comments
The Final Countdown!!!
Posted:Mar 23, 2010 9:08 pm
Last Updated:Mar 29, 2010 12:18 pm
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Well its exactly 4am as I start writing this, I'm sitting on my chair by the window in my uni room.

I have over 1000 words left to write for an assignment due in tomorrow...

AND

I havent packed anything for me going home for a month, oh yeah I leave in under 8 hours time

Oh dear, I have been naughty havent I?

Will I make it or will I fall flat on my face? Place your bets

"Its the final countdown!"

Thanks as always,

Darla
7 Comments
Home Is Where The Heart Is!
Posted:Mar 22, 2010 10:47 am
Last Updated:Mar 29, 2010 10:56 am
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I go back home to Scotland on Wednesday this week I am as excited as a very excited thing. Wooooooo!!

I have successfully recovered from my cold aka the man flu, and although I have been having a fair amount of trouble with my neck I am much happier than last week.

My birthday is very soon and I will then be the grand old age of 21 I understand and love that the majority of my regular viewers are slightly older than I am so I ask you:

Do you have any fond memories from when you were 21?

I'll finally be able to drink in America, if I was to ever go there again Yay!

Thanks as always,

Darla

P.S. I am currently having some man troubles, I might write a post about it in the next few days...its kinda complicated so might be a long one Fun times ahead
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Man Flu...The Horror!!!
Posted:Mar 15, 2010 1:01 pm
Last Updated:Mar 22, 2010 3:41 pm
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I have my first cold in over a year, its not nice I had almost forgotten the pain involved...sore throat, blocked nose, sinus pain, muscle aches and general yuckiness!

*beep* Please leave all sympathy and well wishes inside *beep*

Haha, kidding...well, maybe not.

I want hugs and to be taken care of, unfortunately I have no one to do that for me.

When was the last time a loved one looked after you or you looked after a loved one?

Thanks as always,

Darla
12 Comments
Stalking Profiles!
Posted:Mar 11, 2010 8:45 am
Last Updated:Mar 23, 2010 3:56 pm
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It has been less than a week since my return to Affairlook and today I have been blessed with the ability to view profiles again.

My viewing count must have shot back up within the week so thanks to anyone who stopped by my profile I appreciate it!

So it is back to my perving ways, I like to browse through the profiles of my blog visitors from time to time cause its nice to see the kind of people who find my rambling rubbish interesting enough to read!!

Do you like a good old perv of the profiles on here? Are you only looking at the hot babes/hunks? Looking the dirty ass(or whatever bodypart floats your boat) photos? Perhaps you are more interested in the kinda weird profiles?

Do tell...

Thanks as always,

Darla
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