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Posted:Sep 13, 2013 9:58 pm
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2014 11:07 pm
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When I used to blog here all the time I had about 50 blogs that I routinely watched. Now there are only 3 active ones. Hope everyone is well. 
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Posted:Jan 4, 2013 11:45 pm
Last Updated:Aug 10, 2014 11:09 pm
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I haven't been here in such a long time but I see things haven't changed much. Site is still slow as hell but I guess thats just the way it is when there are so many pictures here.
My mom did die. This was back in February.
I got fired from my job in 2nd quarter of 2012 for something really stupid and I haven't been able to find a job that's worth a shit since.
When it rains it pours. Truly I'm trying to have a better attitude but its very difficult.
Not really sure why I popped in. Just to say hi I suppose.
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Posted:Jan 29, 2012 3:01 am
Last Updated:Sep 13, 2013 9:56 pm
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My mom is in the hospital. She's gonna die. She has a brain tumor. No longer happy in my sex free relationship. Dunno what to do. Sometimes life just fucking sucks.
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Me So Horny
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Posted:Sep 1, 2011 10:12 pm
Last Updated:Jan 25, 2013 8:19 pm
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There's nothing that makes you feel so alive as almost dieing. Thrill seekers jump head first off rock faced cliffs with parachutes on their backs just to get the rush. When my was six we hydroplaned and did 3 donuts on the interstate. We didn't get hit at all, we ended up next to the guardrail facing in the opposite direction. While I tried to catch my breath he said, "that was great! Can we do that again Mommy?"
There are some of us here who have chronic illnesses who still try to lead normal lives. I'm one of those folks. I go to work like normal, pay my bills etc but every once in a while I try to kick the bucket. I don't do this on purpose at all and I'm always shocked when it happens. Sunday I came as close to death as I ever want to.
I have an autoimmune disorder which means my body does weird stuff with seemingly no explanation. The harder "we" try to figure it out the stranger it gets.
I work 12 hour shifts in a busy ER. I'm a nurse. I worked over the weekend with my last day concluding in the wee hours of the morning on Sunday. I came home tired but it had been so busy that I didn't get to eat, so I made a lil breakfast, ate it, went to sleep. Woke up a few hours later barfing my toenails up etc.
When it gets to a point that it won't stop that's when I go to the ER I work in. I walked in, waited my turn. My blood pressure was almost undetectable. The machine must be wrong I said, they took it again the old fashioned way and it was lower.
A few years back I lost some body parts to this weird thing I have and my arm was screaming. Rate the pain they say, 0 to 10. TEN I yell! My arm will turn out to be OK.
Stayed in the ER for more than 8 hours trying to get stable enough to go to a room. I came home today. Everytime I do this I appreciate the fact that a person can be alive and kicking one second and completely gone the next even more than I usually do. It's something we see all the time in the ER.
My dad died a terrible lingering death for about 8 years. Toward the end I toyed in my mind with putting him out of his misery. He held on and held on even though he was in great pain. He wouldn't take the pain meds because he was afraid he'd miss something in the time he had left.
I'm horny. Normal reaction to almost keeling over. I am absolutelynormal.
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Semen does what??
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Posted:Aug 3, 2011 10:39 pm
Last Updated:Apr 4, 2012 11:39 pm
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My told me about a site where you tell the site your interests and it randomly picks articles and or other websites for you to view. I was stumbling upon when an article pops up for me to read. Since I'm a nurse health is one of my interests at the site.
The title of the article was something like: Semen Natures Antidepressant. When I started reading the article I thought surely they're not recommending unprotected sex as an antidepressant because I can personally tell you condom or not that am anything BUT depressed after I have sex. (or during either) All kinds of wonderful chemicals flood our bodies when we have sex. Serotonin, endorphins, oxytocin (not to be confused with OxyContin). All molecules that make us smile and feel the love.
So, some scientists really did this study right. They took 300 women and divided the group in half. Half had unprotected sex with long term partners, male/female partners. The other had protected sex with the same parameters. They had the same amount of sex. The only difference was half got semen the other half did not.
At the end of the study they gave them a survey about depression, one like we use for pain in the ER. Rate your depression from 1-10 with 10 being the worst. The chicks with no condoms had better scores all around. There was more to it than just rate your depression.
This all goes along with something I've been saying for years. Cum is the glue that holds male/female relationships together. If there's a couple that doesn't have sex regularly, they're not really a couple, they are just roomies. Barring medical problems, long distance etc.
s tumble u pon dot and you know the rest
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Hi
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Posted:Jun 25, 2011 3:23 am
Last Updated:Jan 29, 2012 2:58 am
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I haven't been here in a good long time. Just checking in just to let those who might think of me know I'm still alive and kicking! Yippee!
Leaving in a few hours for a mini vacation with my and their counterparts (my finely came out of the closet and her GF is coming too). But mostly I'm looking so forward to spending time with my granddaughter. They've been here for a week and go back to Minnesota on Tuesday. It's gonna break my heart.
She'll be 2 in August, I just can't believe how quickly time passes. My will say "who loves granma?" She jumps up and starts jumping up and down saying I DO!!! at the top of her lungs! She is the sweetest thing. It doesn't hurt that she looks a whole lot like me.
I may have to move to Minnesota. My has a good job there and his GF is in school. Minnesota has a lot of social services for it's citizens. Alabama you get WIC and medicaid and that's about it. Can't blame them for staying where they are though both would love to move back to the south. They met in FL. Sneaky mom takes them back to where they met hoping to make them really want to come back. Got my fingers crossed.
Have a good weekend, I know I will.
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This has absolutely nothing to do with sex
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Posted:Dec 13, 2010 5:38 pm
Last Updated:Jun 25, 2011 3:08 am
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I need to let out some steam or I may explode. Those of you who know me know that I've blogged about my drug addicted nephew and the havoc that he's sent throughout my family. He is my sister's and apples don't fall far from the tree, evidently.
This whole "thing" has gone on for far too long. He's robbed my 80 year old mom blind bu she won't let anyone do anything about it. He and my sister both live with her. M sister was fired from her job about 3 years ago and has basically been on unemployment for all of that time. Two months ago she found a job and since she has no car my brainwashed mom and my E#&%$#& nephew were taking her back and forth to work, rather, they were supposed to. They'd forget to pick her up or wouldn't get up to take her to work or they may not be back in from their nightly forays into north Birmingham on drug buys. My mom wants him there, even posts bond for him.
I decided I should help. I lent her my car andI bought a used one that doesn't get as good gas mileage as te one I lent to her. This was two months ago, this weekend she told me she hasn't worked in a month. Tried to blame her and my mom for her dismissal. I've been paying insurance for her. Heaven knows I need the money that I used to buy the car, 'bout 3 grand.
Now I don't know what to do. Without a car she stands no chance at getting a job but I feel I was deceived and that I should run as quickly as I can to rescue my car.
She says she didn't tell me because it would ruin Xmas. I say she didn't tell me cause she doesn't want me to repo my car.
Rocky says he won't be in the same room with any of them, therefore my Xmas is ruined. I'm so depressed, so sad. Any suggestions?
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I PEE IN MY BATHWATER, WANNA DRINK IT?
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Posted:Oct 12, 2010 9:49 am
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2010 5:20 pm
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It's national emergency nurses week. If we've saved your life, stop by and say thanks. Or blow your horn and wave.
Do you know when to use emergency medical services?
Some people don't. They think the ER is for their convenience, not just for emergencies. This bogs us down and we can't give quality care to our patients who really need it. People come in for the common cold. Actually, I've had patients come in by ambulance because they have a runny nose.
From a sexual point of view, since that's what this website is about, if any of the following scenarios happen to you please come on in:
"I have an erection that won't go away and I've had it for more that 3-4 hours!" Cialis or not, this is an emergency. It's called priapism. You can get gangrene and end up with no Mr. Happy. You may not like the treatment for it but it's better than having to bury your penis... in the ground that is. We put a tourniquet around Mr. Happy, then we put a needle in a big vein and drain the blood out.
If you get caught cheating and your GF/wife finds you and attempts to pull your penis off your body, call 911! She'll be arrested for attempted murder BTW.
If you have a foreskin that has been retracted behind the head of the penis and was left that way and now the head of your cock is swollen and you can't get the foreskin back over it... you get the idea. This goes for sudden pain in your testicles, you may have torsion. They can become twisted and the blood supply cut off! Makes me glad I'm a chick!
Ladies, most things that can go wrong with your twat can be treated in the GYN's office. However, if you feel like you're bleeding to death, sudden onset of this bleeding come on in. If you have to use more than one pad or tampon an hour that's too much.
If you lose a condom up in there and you don't have the guts to find it yourself, there's something wrong with you! I've actually had patients tell me that they can't touch themselves down there, they obviously aren't members of this website! If you can't find it, enlist the help of the guy that put it there.
If you think you put a tampon in and can't remember if you actually did, if you can't find it, you probably didn't put one in. I've been a nurse for than 20 years and I've only seen one case of toxic shock syndrome and it wasn't from using tampons.
If you find a lump in your breast, go to your doctor! We don't do mammograms in the ER!
If you're in labor and you are to deliver at this hospital, and you're over 20 weeks pregnant go directly to labor and delivery. You do NOT have to come through the ER to get there! However, if you're on your way to the big hospital in Birmingham, the one that "babies come from" and you're not gonna make it there. Stop, we'll be happy to assist you. We don't like to deliver babies in the ER cause ER's are nasty, germy places!
Now, on to the butt. This goes for guys and girls, don't let anyone or yourself put something in your ass that doesn't have some type of handle on it cause if it slides up in there we can't get it out without sending you to surgery. This goes for anal beads too... if they're connected by a string, it can break. They'll take you to surgery, put you to sleep and take a spoon from the cafeteria (I'm not kidding, true story) to get the ball out with.
I don't really pee in he tub and no you may not drink my bathwater but I thought the catchy title might get you to read this
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Get Off My Cloud
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Posted:Oct 4, 2010 6:30 pm
Last Updated:Oct 4, 2010 8:39 pm
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As per the last post, I'm hardly ever here. When I am here, I'm here to do this. I may post but I'm more likely to just read the posts of people that I've come to regard as friends.
I rarely get email here and when I do most of it's filtered to the "Ido'thaveanythingincommonwithyou" box. My profile says I'm taken and that I'm just here to blog and why I allow stupid people to upset me... I'm actually sitting here shaking my head.
Got an email from a 61 year old guy telling me that I need a doctor, sorry,I need more than a doctor and asking me why I'm here.
I'm just here to piss you off, buddy. That's my single, only reason for even living.
I have a better question, why not? Why should I not be here?
I'm a human, humans are inherently curious. My familiar being a cat, I'm doubly so. I like to read, so I read here sometimes. When reading blogs, there is NO telling what you might read about on this "sex" site. I've seen someone blog about having to put their pet down and get 50 responses from other pet owners supporting them in their time of need. People also report something joyous happening in their lives (I'll do that in a minute).
People want to know that they're like other people, that we all have similar experiences in handling life's difficulties. Thoreau said we lead lives of quiet desperation. Some of us want to know how others handled a certain desperation or even want other caring souls here to know they need help.
All that being said, 61 year old turd, you can kiss my ass! I got a guy 22 years younger than you, so there!
Now on to better things... The BP spill in the Gulf of Mexico really messed up my summer. Not knowing if it would reach land in my native state or the state that I really should move to kept me from visiting. To me if the oil had made it's way to my playground would have been like watching a treasured friend die. To see that in person would have made me cry.
So visiting over the weekend, I'm happy to report, I saw NO oil. I'm even happier to report that I did it again! Kicked Rocky's ass the only way I can, out fished him!
The state of Florida has placed restrictions on fishing certain species. Red snapper has been over-fished for years. They've made a recovery! Since the economy in the tourist areas in northern Florida has been so impacted by not only the economy but the oil spill (this is just my opinion), the state has opened fishing for red snapper over so many inches and only on wknds in October.
We went out on a party boat, that's were a whole buncha people pay a little bit to fish as opposed to chartering a boat for say 4 people at 2 or 3 hundred a head. We got 7 altogether, 4 BIG red snapper, that's the 2 per person quota. I got a gag grouper and we both got a trigger fish each. The snapper were so big that one fillet will feed two people. After they were cleaned we got about 18 lbs of fish.... which doesn't make good economical sense if you count up the $$ spent to drive to Destin, stay in a hotel, pay for fishing, tip the crew and eat while we were there. It was worth it though to see Rocky catching fish and having fun. So uptight about getting there, but then relaxing on the boat. Seeing him laugh at me arguing with one of the drunk guys about NASCAR being a waste of time. People on this boat were drinking beer at 630 in the morning! By 1 PM they were literally too drunk to fish!
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Been a Long Time, Been a Long Time..
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Posted:Sep 7, 2010 7:15 pm
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2010 5:21 pm
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I see that others here have outgrown this place.
I don't blog anywhere else.
Dunno if that's a good thing or a bad one.
I pop in every few months to see if anything's changed. Nothing really has other than time passes, I get older and more complacent.
Rocky and I are still together (go figure). He has my grand 's picture as the screen saver on his phone, that says a lot to me.
Generally I'm content.
I worry about some things, nothing personal, more on a national level. Wonder what'll happen when China wants us to repay them?
We've been discussing disconnecting the satellite dish because we're both knowledge whores, different subjects but whores nonetheless. It's easier to not feel guilty about watching 4 hours of TV at a time if you can justify it by learning something ya just didn't know before.
Still fishing, caught a really, really ugly 5 pound or so blue catfish - on 4 pound test tada! Put him back in the water, prehistoric looking thing, slimy!
Some of the trees are losing their color already, sycamores and sweet gums. A house up the street has banana trees, they kinda wilt and turn yellow when autumn approaches. Can't wait for cooler weather. 180 buck power bill last month!
Gotta get back to NatGeo and feed my mind. See ya.
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Just so you know...
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Posted:May 15, 2010 2:19 am
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 4:50 am
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It's National Nurse's Week... in the US anyway. Love a nurse prn.
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Ugh
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Posted:May 7, 2010 2:44 am
Last Updated:Jul 4, 2010 1:12 am
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Ya know I'm just not here very often. I'm busy doing "stuff". So when I logged on a few days ago and the site tells me I have a gold ball... since November??? I'm astonished.
They deliberately make it hard to contact them. I didn't put this on my card and I sure as hell don't have enough readers to prompt Affairlook to give me a ball. I'm pissed, I hate being pissed.
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Idle Chatter
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Posted:Mar 24, 2010 9:19 pm
Last Updated:Apr 27, 2024 4:50 am
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Been off my usual work schedule this week. Been keeping daytime hours. So when I got in last night, threw my stuff down and flipped on the TV. My leg starts itching behind my right knee. I scratch it through my pants but that's not good enough. Roll up my pants leg to scratch and find that there is a tick ATTACHED !to my leg!!Of course I grossed out and then grabbed the tweezers and got it off of me. It's not a tick, the kind that swell up huge, no it's a little bitty deer tick. The kind that cause Lyme disease! I can't figure out where it came from, I haven't been in the woods or walking through tall grass.
On a lighter note... my works for a college in Minnesota, they're spring break starts Friday and he doesn't have to work. So he and his crew are coming to visit! I get to see my grandbaby!
I'm so excited!
Last week, goofing around online I found Rocky his dream job... it involves guns but you don't have to inlist. 25% pay cut though. Would you trade your now job for a dream job that made less money? Working for the DOD, good guvment benefits? We'd have to move but could stay within the state. He has yet to send them his resume, mulling it over.
In the meantime, he's gone most of the time leaving me to my own devices. I have a nice toy but toys can't share in your pleasure. They don't laugh and say make that noise again. They don't snuggle with you and enjoy the calmness of endorphins and oxytoxin. But then again, Rocky doesn't glow in the dark! My BOB does!
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