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Thank you for popping in.....Hope to see you back here again many, many times, for a very long time! {=}
REMEMBER, it's all in good fun, and if you don't have a sense of humor...... GO AWAY! That's MY Disclaimer, so there.....
WHETHER YOU ARE A REGULAR, OR JUST VISITING..... SIGN MY GUEST BOOK DAMMIT!>>>>> Sic faciunt omnes
EVERYTHING YOU WILL EVER NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SWEDES!
Sweden is a country waaaaay up in the north. During the winters, we all live in igloos, hunt polar bears, drink Absolut Vodka and have wild sex every day... If we didn't we would of course freeze to death. Thereby SEX is necessary for our survival, not only to multiply, but to stay warm!
Sometimes when we get bored, we pack ourselves and our families into our Viking longboats and sail around plundering our neighboring countries, such as Norway, Denmark, and Finland.
During the summer, Sweden turns into a land of debauchery, sin and lust. People wear as little clothes as possible, to celebrate the sun.
The water is extremely clean, and if the city has a beach or a river running trough it, you can see beautiful girls skinny dipping all over the place. After the cooling dip, they all stroll nude to the nearest cafee for a "fika" (a Swedish word for coffee-break.)
Nude people can in fact be seen everywhere: in schools and offices, in stores and malls, in coffee shops and walking the streets.
People having sex in parks, on the beaches or on benches around the cities is a very common sight.
Swedish men are all of course muscular, masculine Viking Gods, and ALL Swedish women are tall, blond, blue eyed, world wide known as the best and most beautiful women anywhere!
Since Sweden is a welfare country, we don't have to work, unless we feel like it. Mean, money grabbing people have been outlawed.
We are so very well known around the world, simply because we DO know what we are doing, due to all our diligent practice.
FACTS and these ARE true:
Something not so well known about Swedes, but you still should know:
They are some of the most mulish, not to be moved, stubborn people in the world!
They very seldom tell you exactly what they are thinking, and are non confrontational to a fault.
They DO have a temper, surprise! Sure it will take some time before it surfaces, but once it does, RUN and RUN FAST!!!
Of course everybody DOES know that Swedish women are not only some of the most liberated, but also the most independent and have achieved almost total equality (48% ratio in the parliament). In other words, they won't put up with any CRAP, and neither will I!
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Shamelessly pimping my love's blog right here! [blog nonkatt]
He also made me these awesome Blings of my parrots Casper and Coopie:
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We now have a blog together.....  So come one, come all, check us out as [blog Angel_Jam] !!!!! Hop to it, dammit!!!!!
Argh I HATE to give in to the Chicken-Shit Fascists running the show here, but I guess I have to bow down to the mightiness of their dictatorial and oppressive rule (and I'm paying for this crap, I gotta be nuts)..... So here it is!
I SverigesAngel allow any member on Xmatch who comes on this Bloggie and Comments to use a link to my profile photos and a link to my profile with my name in it for the purpose of networking, communication, and creating fun and games on the website. To be used in blogs. This includes links to posts from this Blog on other Blogs or in comments on other Blogs.
Please note this is NOT permission to use my Member name or anything attached to me to be abusive to me or to any others. There is the expectation that all will Respect the Health, Safety and Welfare of ALL Members.
Signed by: Angelique H on this, another sad day and event in Affairlook's History, 11/29/2007
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Am I sexy enough....
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Posted:Jan 4, 2009 8:16 pm
Last Updated:Jan 14, 2009 6:18 pm
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....to be among the top eight of Busty's Billboard Sexiest?
If you think so, please go here and vote for me: [post 1745443]
I'm going to bed, I'm sicky! 
Love you all! 
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Things men can do that....
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Posted:Jan 2, 2009 11:59 pm
Last Updated:Nov 27, 2010 12:04 pm
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In random order:
....... drives me up the wall:
Cock pictures...
Eat with their mouth open...
Grab my boobs in unguarded moments...
Pinch my butt...
Not apologize when in the wrong...
Not be on time...
Flattery for the sake of getting into my pants...
Shush me...
Complain on my ...
Not knowing what to buy me for a gift...
Hit my ass during sex...
Slobber in my ear or on my neck...
Drench me in saliva when kissing...
Buy me chocolate when I'm on a diet...
Act like manly men...
Not read...
Be an armchair athlete...
Complain on my loud and messy birds...
Sit on their ass when there's stuff to do...
Pout...
Non constructive criticism...
Always hang out with their buds...
Ignoring my likes and dislikes...
Not shave or trim face or nether region...
Not wax or trim chest and back if to hairy...
Brag about their sexual skills...
Brag about money and station in life...
Be arrogant...
....... makes me melt:
Play with my hair (play not pull dammit)...
Dare to be silly...
Show their softer side...
Touch my hand, just because...
Pick me some flowers...
Massage my shoulders and back...
Massage my feet...
Not wanting to change my ...
Be kind...
Show interest in my interests...
Make love to me slowly and softly...
Laugh, a lot...
Snuggle...
Smell good...
Love my cooking...
Give me a stuffed animal as a gift...
Not complain on my creative organization...
Wanting to be with me more then anyone else...
Love and like me for who I am...
Acknowledge that I too have a brain...
Listen to opera without complaining...
Stay awake with me...
Cry...
Not complain on my sad house keeping skills...
Enjoy my randomness...
Love my messy birds as much as I do...
Dudes what's your wall-crawlers and melties? Duettes, have anything to add?
I might add some as I think of 'em myself...
I have gone ahead and added YOUR responses.
Dudettes......
CRAWLIES:
* Not putting toilet seat down!(why have it if not!!!) * Doesn't thank for a cooked meal... * Drinks and drives * Liars * Men who pick their nose * Men who like to spit * Excessive swearing * Don't pick up after themselves * Think they know it all and are NEVER wrong * Drink to much * Controlling and think they are going to change you * Talk down to you or are disrespectful * Does not have good hygiene* Dirty mouth and teeth * Those who smoke cigars YUCK * Don't take care of their health * I dislike a man that is controlling!
MELTIES:
* Plays with me (scrabble, monopoly etc!!!) now what were you thinking * Accepts my friends as they are * Asks my opinion on various things... * I like a man that likes the simple things in life...holding hands, taking walks, laying in a field and watching the clouds roll by...
Dudes......
CRAWLIES:
* SENDS ME MAD * BAD MANNERS * RUDENESS * PEEPS WHO WILL NOT ADMIT THEY WRONG * DISHONESTY * PUSHY PEOPLE
MELTIES:
* BE WITH ME BECAUSE ... * EAT AS MUCH AS ME * GOOD MANNERS * MAKES EFFORT EVEN WHEN GOING TO CORNER SHOP * PRIDE * TOUCHING * KISSING * Beer * Sex * Food
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It's that time again... round 3...
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Posted:Dec 30, 2008 10:05 pm
Last Updated:Jan 29, 2009 4:04 pm
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I have made it to round 3.... I'm like totally amazed!
Hey, if you could possibly entertain the notion of clicking on the little thingie for me, here's the link:
[post 1736691]
Love ya lots and lots and lots and lots for a very long, long time! 
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What am I doin for New Years Eve?
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Posted:Dec 30, 2008 8:15 pm
Last Updated:Jan 8, 2009 10:35 pm
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FRIGGIN' ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
I went to a pre-party last night, I'm done.... 
Instead I'm going to bed early... Taking a sleeping pill and when I wake up it will be another day closer to when Jam gets home...
Now I just have to make it through my Hatch Day and our 1st Wedding Anniversary without him, and he'll be "almost" home!
Mark Twain
New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
Brooks Atkinson
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
Bill Vaughan
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
P. J. O'Rourke
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
Jay Leno
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year's resolution.
James Agate
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
Eric Zorn
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
Bill Vaughan
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Charles Lamb
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
Oprah Winfrey
Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.
Mark Twain
New Year's Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Judith Crist
Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that.
Anonymous
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
Joey Adams
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!
Anais Nin
I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.
Oscar Wilde
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
Robert Paul
I'm a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.
Anonymous
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
Leonard Bernstein
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.
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Frigga 2008 Round 3 Prt 1
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Posted:Dec 30, 2008 1:57 pm
Last Updated:Jan 8, 2009 9:37 pm
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PART 1 of ROUND 3...
ONLY AGREE VOTES COUNT!
THIS exposition is about finding the most awesome blog/blogess that the majority can agree on is like totally everyones fave, not best pictures or bod or whatevah!!!
Peeps with questions, or those totally dumbfounded need to click here:
Time frame and rules for Frigga 2008
This round will close on Tuesday the 6th of January at noon PST...
For late comers who wonders about this Frigga chick and for those that still dunno know their Norse mythology:
Whowhat is Frigga
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Frigga 2008 Round 3 Prt 2
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Posted:Dec 30, 2008 1:57 pm
Last Updated:Jan 8, 2009 9:37 pm
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PART 2 of ROUND 3...
ONLY AGREE VOTES COUNT!
THIS exposition is about finding the most awesome blog/blogess that the majority can agree on is like totally everyones fave, not best pictures or bod or whatevah!!!
Peeps with questions, or those totally dumbfounded need to click here:
Time frame and rules for Frigga 2008
This round will close on Tuesday the 6th of January at noon PST...
For late comers who wonders about this Frigga chick and for those that still dunno know their Norse mythology:
Whowhat is Frigga
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Frigga 2008 Round 3 Part 3
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Posted:Dec 30, 2008 1:57 pm
Last Updated:Jul 15, 2016 2:34 pm
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PART 3 of ROUND 3...
ONLY AGREE VOTES COUNT!
THIS exposition is about finding the most awesome blog/blogess that the majority can agree on is like totally everyones fave, not best pictures or bod or whatevah!!!
Peeps with questions, or those totally dumbfounded need to click here:
Time frame and rules for Frigga 2008
This round will close on Tuesday January 6th at noon PST...
For late comers who wonders about this Frigga chick and for those that still dunno know their Norse mythology:
Whowhat is Frigga
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Go ahead!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted:Dec 30, 2008 1:49 pm
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2009 10:37 am
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YOU CAN NOW VOTE AND COMMENT ON THE FRIGGA POSTS......
I'm friggin' done!
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Friggin
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Posted:Dec 29, 2008 1:26 pm
Last Updated:Jan 12, 2009 2:47 pm
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Due to technical difficulties the Frigga posts are not up yet... I managed to get the one up that tells you who did NOT make it, but..... Sigh!
Hang in there!
I'm DONE!
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BLOGGERS UNITE!
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Posted:Dec 28, 2008 10:36 pm
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2010 3:57 pm
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Hit delete at blog point hunters! ! !
Take those damned points away! ! !
Unless they actually have something to say that is. . . .
Wanna see how many times I can hit delete Friggers. . . 
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Sorry no Frigga round 3
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Posted:Dec 27, 2008 8:26 pm
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2009 11:51 pm
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Sorry but you awesome blogess goddesses did not make it to round3! 
Thank you ever so much for participating and being such good sports... I hope you got at least 1 new reader through this exposition!
Don't leave yet, stay and vote for your fave blogesses!
The Round 3 posts shall be up tomorrow, Sunday the 28th!
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