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Things men can do that....  

SverigesAngel 60F
11390 posts
1/2/2009 11:59 pm

Last Read:
11/27/2010 12:04 pm

Things men can do that....




In random order:

....... drives me up the wall:


  • Cock pictures...
  • Eat with their mouth open...
  • Grab my boobs in unguarded moments...
  • Pinch my butt...
  • Not apologize when in the wrong...
  • Not be on time...
  • Flattery for the sake of getting into my pants...
  • Shush me...
  • Complain on my ...
  • Not knowing what to buy me for a gift...
  • Hit my ass during sex...
  • Slobber in my ear or on my neck...
  • Drench me in saliva when kissing...
  • Buy me chocolate when I'm on a diet...
  • Act like manly men...
  • Not read...
  • Be an armchair athlete...
  • Complain on my loud and messy birds...
  • Sit on their ass when there's stuff to do...
  • Pout...
  • Non constructive criticism...
  • Always hang out with their buds...
  • Ignoring my likes and dislikes...
  • Not shave or trim face or nether region...
  • Not wax or trim chest and back if to hairy...
  • Brag about their sexual skills...
  • Brag about money and station in life...
  • Be arrogant...



    ....... makes me melt:

  • Play with my hair (play not pull dammit)...
  • Dare to be silly...
  • Show their softer side...
  • Touch my hand, just because...
  • Pick me some flowers...
  • Massage my shoulders and back...
  • Massage my feet...
  • Not wanting to change my ...
  • Be kind...
  • Show interest in my interests...
  • Make love to me slowly and softly...
  • Laugh, a lot...
  • Snuggle...
  • Smell good...
  • Love my cooking...
  • Give me a stuffed animal as a gift...
  • Not complain on my creative organization...
  • Wanting to be with me more then anyone else...
  • Love and like me for who I am...
  • Acknowledge that I too have a brain...
  • Listen to opera without complaining...
  • Stay awake with me...
  • Cry...
  • Not complain on my sad house keeping skills...
  • Enjoy my randomness...
  • Love my messy birds as much as I do...

    Dudes what's your wall-crawlers and melties? Duettes, have anything to add?

    I might add some as I think of 'em myself...


    I have gone ahead and added YOUR responses.

    Dudettes......

    CRAWLIES:
    * Not putting toilet seat down!(why have it if not!!!) * Doesn't thank for a cooked meal... * Drinks and drives * Liars * Men who pick their nose * Men who like to spit * Excessive swearing * Don't pick up after themselves * Think they know it all and are NEVER wrong * Drink to much * Controlling and think they are going to change you * Talk down to you or are disrespectful * Does not have good hygiene* Dirty mouth and teeth * Those who smoke cigars YUCK * Don't take care of their health * I dislike a man that is controlling!

    MELTIES:

    * Plays with me (scrabble, monopoly etc!!!) now what were you thinking * Accepts my friends as they are * Asks my opinion on various things... * I like a man that likes the simple things in life...holding hands, taking walks, laying in a field and watching the clouds roll by...

    Dudes......

    CRAWLIES:

    * SENDS ME MAD * BAD MANNERS * RUDENESS * PEEPS WHO WILL NOT ADMIT THEY WRONG * DISHONESTY * PUSHY PEOPLE

    MELTIES:

    * BE WITH ME BECAUSE ... * EAT AS MUCH AS ME * GOOD MANNERS * MAKES EFFORT EVEN WHEN GOING TO CORNER SHOP * PRIDE * TOUCHING * KISSING * Beer * Sex * Food



  • rm_mishka03 39F

    1/12/2009 2:26 am

    In my world, there are disappointments. In my world, dragons become the multi-heads HYDRA. In my world, there are challenges and the beauty of this is that as I face each challenge in my life...each choice that I make...I know that I will grow stronger for it. The search for perfection has been in existence since the beginning of time...I am not searching for the perfect man, white knight in shining armor, or even Prince Charming. I am just searching for a man that I can feel safe with. A man that I can love. A man that I can respect. A man that I can see myself having children with. A man that I can still love even when he no longer remembers my face, my touch, my kiss or even our love. I will still be there for him and he for me. Further, these things are so easy to say...so easy to write...they are so beautiful to read...yet...the partners that we choose in our life...WILL THEY REMAIN TRUE TO US AS WE HOPE...THE PAST IS ALREADY WRITTEN...THE PRESENT WAS MEANT TO BE LIVED...THE FUTURE IS STILL UNCLEAR...and that is what WE all must weigh as we make our decisions for the rest of our lives!


    rm_saharamee 39F

    1/11/2009 11:39 pm

    If you are a silver member (or hell gold and standard as well) and you look at the 'stars' for matches, I am going to have to wonder about you...lol. This site could not pick a decent match for me to save it's life. The same people I will have 2 stars for in one message, the next time there are 4. I have yet to figure out how they decide the arbutrary stars. I can have all green checks and no match, then have 3 red Xs and we are a few stars. *shrug*

    I like the response, 'because I could'. IMO people sometimes would LOVE to or crave doing something but are worried about what someone else would think of the actions. Many have mentioned 'wanting' to do what I do, I'll remind them they can. It is all about choices. I do things because I am choosing to do them.


    cumsucker20095 39F

    1/11/2009 8:24 pm

    It's cold outside (-9), what a perfect day to play! We just got a whole new box of toys! I want to have every hole filled at the same time, anyone want to help? We like nothing better than to please and be pleased. Cum join us for a hot day of play!!!


    cumsucker20094 39F

    1/11/2009 4:47 pm

    Faster than a speeding glacier...

    Slower than a slug swimming in molasses...

    Some where around the rate a bug stuck in resin turns to amber...

    Could this site move any faster?

    Jeez, am I the only one having problems opening a page here?
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    JUST CALL ME BILL DIE THE SCIENCE GUY... Dec 26, 2008 10:51 am
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    So the Jehovah's Witnesses that provide the complimentary free holiday meal to everyone in our building didn't show up, even though we contributed by buying their over priced candy throughout the year..

    No Turkey soup for thee and me...

    This leaves me with one option, dig through the pantry, the fridge and of course the trunk of the Flatulent Bumble Bee Sounding Bat Mobile Looking Buick,to see what I can come up with, meals on wheels so to speak...

    My horn of ill plenty;

    One can of salmon, use by date unknown...

    Two jars of instant gravy...

    Three calling cards with complimentary stick of gummy something attached...

    Four golden pears, I think they're pears...

    Five sticks of something celery like that even the guinea pig won't eat...

    Six milk dudes,still in the box, lint free, slightly...

    Seven ounces of sour cream, call it curdled, could be cream cheese...

    Eight brown eggs, I don't think they were laid that way...

    Nine Tootsie rolls well aged...

    Ten freezer burnt chicken pork franks...

    Eleven Grapes or cherry tomato's, color's not quite right, they could be raisins...

    Twelve slices of stale rye bread..

    and of course the remnants of a ham frozen from Christmas past, I don't know what year... could be beef or mastodon steaks, it's been in there so long...

    All this and I haven't even checked the Crock Pot for Thanksgiving's left overs yet...

    So what'd You Have For Your Holiday Meal?


    cumsucker20093 39F

    1/11/2009 3:50 pm

    I am curious as to how Barbie became the standard of measure for "attractiveness" when ladies claim to not be a Barbie?!

    Barbie was made in 1/6th scale which makes her 5'9", 110lb (35lb underweight) with measurements of 36 inches (chest), 18 inches (waist) and 33 inches (hips).

    Is this really what we want? I say no.

    You are beautiful just the way you are, not Barbie!


    SverigesAngel 60F
    17328 posts
    1/7/2009 8:45 pm

      Quoting  :

    Thank you!


    SverigesAngel 60F
    17328 posts
    1/7/2009 8:44 pm

      Quoting  :

    THAT would make me even angrier too....

    As long as he doesn't grab my boobs while hugging me!


    SverigesAngel 60F
    17328 posts
    1/7/2009 8:43 pm

      Quoting bustybettyboop:
      wow! i agree u thought of all the good ones! {{{{hugs}}}
    At least I thought of a lot of 'em!


    bustybettyboop 57F
    59311 posts
    1/5/2009 6:07 pm

    wow! i agree u thought of all the good ones! {{{{hugs}}}

    ..just join me on my blog bustybettyboop and still looking for some hot,sexy,creative contestants for my next contest...come join us! need a blog mentor or want to be one?


    SverigesAngel 60F
    17328 posts
    1/5/2009 12:59 pm

      Quoting  :

    Of course I see the humor! I totally know that you don't intend to be rude... I always leave humorous comments on your blog, so feel free to do the same on mine...

    I live in the US, but was born and raised in Sweden, and will probably return there one day... Jam is more then willing to relocate there... He's even learning Swedish!


    SverigesAngel 60F
    17328 posts
    1/5/2009 12:56 pm

      Quoting mjdarkangel:
      HMMMMMMMM.

      Likes.....

      Independant women,
      (know who you are, and what ya want, and know how to get it yourself. Nothing more impressive than a conscientiously driven woman.)
      comfortable women,
      (know how to turn off that little voice in the back of your mind that tells you your too fat. If I tell you your beautiful, believe me. I wouldn't be with you if I didn't think you were.)
      Imaginative,
      (there's more to life and relationships, than the job, the cell phone, and the idiots we have to deal with. I love a woman who can let her mind FLY! And be creative for the fun of it.)
      striving for peace,
      (life is short enough, without having to shorten it further with unnecessary mental anguish....hormones notwithstanding. Life is not a problem to stew over and try to solve....It's just life. rather than create problems to stave off boredom, create fun! PLAY!)
      Adaptable,
      (Life IS change, may as well get used to it. LOVE when a woman knows how to take it all in stride.)

      Dislikes.....
      judgemental! (about me or anyone I know....nobody is changing for you!)
      materialistic! (it's good to have class, but ultimately it's just stuff.)
      Dramatic! (leave the soap operas to the people who are paid for it, again....life is short enough.)
      Scared! (It's fine to be cautious, but don't be afraid to change a little, experiement a little, and take a little risk.)

      Other than that.....It's all good!

      MJR
    Good ones!


    mjdarkangel 47M

    1/5/2009 5:34 am

    HMMMMMMMM.

    Likes.....

    Independant women,
    (know who you are, and what ya want, and know how to get it yourself. Nothing more impressive than a conscientiously driven woman.)
    comfortable women,
    (know how to turn off that little voice in the back of your mind that tells you your too fat. If I tell you your beautiful, believe me. I wouldn't be with you if I didn't think you were.)
    Imaginative,
    (there's more to life and relationships, than the job, the cell phone, and the idiots we have to deal with. I love a woman who can let her mind FLY! And be creative for the fun of it.)
    striving for peace,
    (life is short enough, without having to shorten it further with unnecessary mental anguish....hormones notwithstanding. Life is not a problem to stew over and try to solve....It's just life. rather than create problems to stave off boredom, create fun! PLAY!)
    Adaptable,
    (Life IS change, may as well get used to it. LOVE when a woman knows how to take it all in stride.)

    Dislikes.....
    judgemental! (about me or anyone I know....nobody is changing for you!)
    materialistic! (it's good to have class, but ultimately it's just stuff.)
    Dramatic! (leave the soap operas to the people who are paid for it, again....life is short enough.)
    Scared! (It's fine to be cautious, but don't be afraid to change a little, experiement a little, and take a little risk.)

    Other than that.....It's all good!

    MJR


    SverigesAngel 60F
    17328 posts
    1/4/2009 8:25 pm

      Quoting  :

    Ditto guy wise!

    Did you know that the Danes don't use that stuff.... Kinda ironical ain't it? Swedes do however, yuck!


    SverigesAngel 60F
    17328 posts
    1/4/2009 8:24 pm

    Maybe so, but it's our (the dudettes) view, eye wise, you are trying to get!


    satyrnsheepzskin 46M
    5939 posts
    1/4/2009 7:21 pm

    only from YOUR point of view

    Satyr in Sheep's Skin
    Peruse my many stories at Satyr39s Storybook Corner or my Renaissance Era BDSM fantasy story at Serial Story Reinport39s Crowning Index.


    SverigesAngel 60F
    17328 posts
    1/4/2009 2:09 pm

      Quoting rm_SexxyT4u73:
      What great lists! I think you covered 'em all for me! xoxo T
    Wow, I DID!

    Well, I had a lot on there...


    SverigesAngel 60F
    17328 posts
    1/4/2009 2:08 pm

      Quoting  :

    I'm with ya'!


    SverigesAngel 60F
    17328 posts
    1/4/2009 2:07 pm

      Quoting  :

    Ewwwwww, those are MAJOR wall-crawlers!


    SverigesAngel 60F
    17328 posts
    1/4/2009 2:06 pm

      Quoting ironman2769:
      I'll have to conduct a survey now....its my goal not to involve myself in the top half of activities...but cewrtainly the bottom half...but then again I'm not perfect..
    Who is, perfect that is!


    SverigesAngel 60F
    17328 posts
    1/4/2009 2:05 pm

      Quoting satyrnsheepzskin:
      nope ... men are simple ... too damn easy ...

    • beer
    • sex
    • food

      it's as easy as that
    Like I said.... Slightly of center!


    rm_SexxyT4u73 51F
    2146 posts
    1/4/2009 9:06 am

    What great lists! I think you covered 'em all for me! xoxo T

    Let me offer u comfort, rest,& peace.


    ironman2769 58M  
    12877 posts
    1/3/2009 5:12 pm

    I'll have to conduct a survey now....its my goal not to involve myself in the top half of activities...but cewrtainly the bottom half...but then again I'm not perfect..

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    satyrnsheepzskin 46M
    5939 posts
    1/3/2009 4:02 pm

      Quoting SverigesAngel:
      And men are not slightly of center you think????? Well, except for Jamie!
    nope ... men are simple ... too damn easy ...

  • beer
  • sex
  • food

    it's as easy as that

    Satyr in Sheep's Skin
    Peruse my many stories at Satyr39s Storybook Corner or my Renaissance Era BDSM fantasy story at Serial Story Reinport39s Crowning Index.


  • SverigesAngel 60F
    17328 posts
    1/3/2009 2:42 pm

      Quoting Notfunanymore:
      ~ "Brag about their sexual skills..." and being totally wrong about it!!!

      I'm sorry, I'm just being smart elic!!!

      ~ As long as you clean up after those birds, we're cool!
    Unfortunately they are wrong about 99,8 percent of the time too, and I know... I have ALWAYS test driven!


    SverigesAngel 60F
    17328 posts
    1/3/2009 2:38 pm

      Quoting A55mobile:
      drives me mad...
      not putting toilet seat down!(why have it if not!!!)
      doesnt thank for a cooked meal
      drinks and drives

      likes...
      plays with me (scabble, monopoly etc!!!) now what were you thinking
      accepts my friends as they are
      asks my opinion on various things...
    Totally good ones... Don't you hate it when going to the bathroom in the middle of the night, you sit down and almost fall in!

    I love board games to and Jamie will play... Thankfully Jamie is very moderate in his alcohol intake so he always drives... I AM Swedish after all!


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