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DEER OH DEAR!  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
12/10/2016 9:53 am
DEER OH DEAR!









Yesterday, and somewhat bizarrely, I was asked by a stranger on my street what a blind deer was called. I replied "No idea"!

Today, and again somewhat bizarrely, I was offered to buy some venison but when I asked the price I declined as it was too deer!

Have you eaten venison?

I’ve never eaten venison, mainly because I haven’t been brought up to eat deer. From what people tell me, I think venison will be too rich for my taste.

It’s thought that the word 'pun' stems from the now obsolete mid-seventeenth century word 'pundigrion', which in turn is thought to have stemmed from the word 'punctilio' meaning a "fine or petty point of conduct or procedure".

I love all puns, jokes which are plays on words that sound similar but have different meanings.

Below are some terrible puns and inside is a terrible meta-pun!













spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/10/2016 9:54 am

oh dear!

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nicelipss66 48F
24236 posts
12/10/2016 10:14 am

Hahahaha, funny.

Love the second picture, they all look cute


Joepasto 50M
749 posts
12/10/2016 10:17 am

    Quoting nicelipss66:
    Hahahaha, funny.

    Love the second picture, they all look cute
Si verdad, very funny, pero yo prefiero tus fotos Thalia, jajajaja
besitos ....................


HermanG67 56M
8464 posts
12/10/2016 10:20 am

lol

good puns


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
12/10/2016 10:23 am

These area great thanks for sharing them with us..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


walt1097 63M
4 posts
12/10/2016 10:24 am

Cool pictures


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
12/10/2016 11:10 am

You just made my afternoon!!! Loved 'em all

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thikhead 67M
3346 posts
12/10/2016 11:55 am

google this: "deer and snowplow in pennsylvania joke"

if it doesnt paste properly here.

more about snow than deer, but a good pre-winter laugh.

Dear Diary...
AUG 12
Moved to our new home in Pennsylvania. It is so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. I love it here.

OCT 14
Pennsylvania is the most beautiful place on Earth. The leaves are turned all colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful mountains and saw some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most wonderful animal on earth. This must be Paradise. I love it here.

NOV 11
Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here.

DEC 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won), and when the snow-plow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Pennsylvania.

DEC 12
More snow last night. I love it. The snow-plow did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here.

DEC 19
More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. I am exhausted from shoveling. Fucking snow-plow.

DEC 22
More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I thing the snow-plow hides around the curve and waits until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Asshole!

DEC 25
Merry Fucking Christmas! More friggen snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives that snow-plow, I swear I'll kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the fucking ice.

DEC 27
More white shit last night. Been inside for three days except for shoveling out the driveway after that snow-plow goes through every time. Can't go anywhere, car's stuck in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says to expect another 10" of the shit again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10" is?

DEC 28
The fucking weatherman was wrong. We got 34" of that white shit this time. At this rate it won't melt before next summer. The snow-plow got stuck up the road and that bastard came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him I had broken six shovels already shoveling all the shit he pushed into my driveway, I broke my last one over his fucking head.

JAN 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a damned deer ran in front of the car and I hit it. Did about $3,000 damage to the car. Those fucking beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November.

MAY 3
Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusting out from that fucking salt they put all over the road?

MAY 10
Moved to Georgia. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever live in that God-forsaken state of Pennsylvania.

"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
12/10/2016 12:54 pm

I loved the puns....thanks for the laughs.

I have eaten venison....It's quite pleasant....especially with a glass or two fo a good red wine....(you can tell it was before I stopped drinking lol)


"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


69ereatwetpussy 61M
6774 posts
12/10/2016 1:27 pm

I have had my fair share of venison since I've been 9. you can not compare to other meats. for what you eat you taste like. deer in different part of the country taste different also. rule of thumb slow cook and do think of what your eating for bambi will be in your mouth my sister would say. 20 years later she asking me for deer meat. now to finish my nephew is a strange one shot his first deer with me and cooked up some as we hunted. we came home to some good eats and then he pulled out a side dish that I will never eat again sure it was cheep under a buck hahahaha. and I could eat most anything. don't knock it till you try it, well cooked deer meat


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
12/10/2016 6:22 pm

What do vultures take with them in flight? . . . Carrion

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
12/10/2016 7:56 pm

Have you eaten venison? Yes

I had to read some of them a couple of times, dam dyslexia!

Vive La Difference


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
12/10/2016 8:50 pm

I have eaten venison. I used to hunt deer, and I gave up hunting years ago because I didn't care for the "wild" flavor of the meat. If I wasn't going to eat it, I wasn't going to shoot it!
I have referred myself as a prick because I prick my finger every morning!


effer2910 60M
5508 posts
12/11/2016 12:22 am

"The pun is the dung of the flying spirit." Victor Hugo
I love puns but it's so difficult to translate them....

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Annie_34 65T
5945 posts
12/11/2016 2:17 am

Bonjour Spunky
La saveur des jeux de mots est perdu dans la traduction. Sauf peut-être la clef USB que je comprends par " Nous les abeilles "
J'ai déjà mangé du sanglier et du taureau de combat .

"Un jeux de mot laids tu me la sort bonne
Un jeux de mollet tu me l'a Sorbonne"

J'espère que Effer2910
passera pour t'en faire un meilleur
♥Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥


Hello Spunky
The flavor of word games is lost in translation. Except perhaps the USB key that I understand by "We the bees"
I have already eaten boars and bulls.

"A ugly word games you put me good
A game of calf you have it Sorbonne"

I hope that Effer2910
Will pass to make you a better
♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥


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Nous cherchons notre passage-♦-Dans le ciel où rien ne luit .

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pal334 69M  
45821 posts
12/11/2016 5:06 am

Have you eaten venison? When I was younger, if prepared well it is delicious, if not it was amp;[/B] [image]

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wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
12/11/2016 12:14 pm

that was so much fun

i have a dinner tonight and i'm writing these on my hand. i intend to kill

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
12/11/2016 2:02 pm

When I was younger we ate this.. I see you found my deer that has been hanging around my house. hugs V

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
12/11/2016 7:36 pm

I love puns...but, groan!

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lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
12/12/2016 2:57 pm

Venison, is deerlicious. But McDoe is not a McDeer!


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
12/13/2016 4:28 pm

I've tried those venison burgers from Iceland.

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spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/23/2016 1:32 pm

    Quoting nicelipss66:
    Hahahaha, funny.

    Love the second picture, they all look cute
Deer are cute but we still eat them!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/23/2016 1:37 pm

    Quoting Joepasto:
    Si verdad, very funny, pero yo prefiero tus fotos Thalia, jajajaja
    besitos ....................
Gracias. Thanks for stopping by!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/24/2016 1:49 pm

    Quoting nicelipss66:
    Hahahaha, funny.

    Love the second picture, they all look cute
Deer are cute, too cute to eat!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
12/24/2016 1:51 pm

    Quoting Joepasto:
    Si verdad, very funny, pero yo prefiero tus fotos Thalia, jajajaja
    besitos ....................
Muchas gracias.
Thanks for stopping by.


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