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DEER OH DEAR!
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lol good puns  
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These area great thanks for sharing them with us..
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Cool pictures
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Sharing is always a pleasure ... and a way of implicating people!
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You just made my afternoon!!! Loved 'em all
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google this: "deer and snowplow in pennsylvania joke" if it doesnt paste properly here. more about snow than deer, but a good pre-winter laugh. Dear Diary... AUG 12 Moved to our new home in Pennsylvania. It is so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them. I love it here. OCT 14 Pennsylvania is the most beautiful place on Earth. The leaves are turned all colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful mountains and saw some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most wonderful animal on earth. This must be Paradise. I love it here. NOV 11 Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon. I love it here. DEC 2 It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won), and when the snow-plow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Pennsylvania. DEC 12 More snow last night. I love it. The snow-plow did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here. DEC 19 More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. I am exhausted from shoveling. Fucking snow-plow. DEC 22 More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I thing the snow-plow hides around the curve and waits until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Asshole! DEC 25 Merry Fucking Christmas! More friggen snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives that snow-plow, I swear I'll kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the fucking ice. DEC 27 More white shit last night. Been inside for three days except for shoveling out the driveway after that snow-plow goes through every time. Can't go anywhere, car's stuck in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says to expect another 10" of the shit again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10" is? DEC 28 The fucking weatherman was wrong. We got 34" of that white shit this time. At this rate it won't melt before next summer. The snow-plow got stuck up the road and that bastard came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him I had broken six shovels already shoveling all the shit he pushed into my driveway, I broke my last one over his fucking head. JAN 4 Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a damned deer ran in front of the car and I hit it. Did about $3,000 damage to the car. Those fucking beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all last November. MAY 3 Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusting out from that fucking salt they put all over the road? MAY 10 Moved to Georgia. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever live in that God-forsaken state of Pennsylvania. Thanks for stopping by.
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I loved the puns....thanks for the laughs.  I have eaten venison....It's quite pleasant....especially with a glass or two fo a good red wine....(you can tell it was before I stopped drinking lol) 
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'Dad' jokes are always good! Wishing you a Merry Xmas.
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I have had my fair share of venison since I've been 9. you can not compare to other meats. for what you eat you taste like. deer in different part of the country taste different also. rule of thumb slow cook and do think of what your eating for bambi will be in your mouth my sister would say. 20 years later she asking me for deer meat. now to finish my nephew is a strange one shot his first deer with me and cooked up some as we hunted. we came home to some good eats and then he pulled out a side dish that I will never eat again sure it was cheep under a buck hahahaha. and I could eat most anything. don't knock it till you try it, well cooked deer meat Thanks for stopping by.
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Nature must be horny!
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Gulity m'lud. I am silly!
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What do vultures take with them in flight? . . . Carrion
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Have you eaten venison? Yes I had to read some of them a couple of times, dam dyslexia! 
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I have eaten venison. I used to hunt deer, and I gave up hunting years ago because I didn't care for the "wild" flavor of the meat. If I wasn't going to eat it, I wasn't going to shoot it! I have referred myself as a prick because I prick my finger every morning!
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"The pun is the dung of the flying spirit." Victor Hugo I love puns but it's so difficult to translate them....
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I never have eaten venison and I don't intend to, nor rabbit or squirrel or buffalo or kangaroo. I eat chicken, beef or pork now, but I was a vegetarian for a number of years at two different times in my life and even vegan as well. You've made me smile this morning and I shouldn't even be here as I'm getting ready for work and have about 30 minutes more, no time to dawdle. I will catch up with you later though, I promise.
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Bonjour Spunky La saveur des jeux de mots est perdu dans la traduction. Sauf peut-être la clef USB que je comprends par " Nous les abeilles " J'ai déjà mangé du sanglier et du taureau de combat . "Un jeux de mot laids tu me la sort bonne Un jeux de mollet tu me l'a Sorbonne" J'espère que Effer2910 passera pour t'en faire un meilleur ♥Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Spunky The flavor of word games is lost in translation. Except perhaps the USB key that I understand by "We the bees" I have already eaten boars and bulls. "A ugly word games you put me good A game of calf you have it Sorbonne" I hope that Effer2910 Will pass to make you a better ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥
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I'm sure venison is tasty just as I'm sure pickled baby's brains are tasty!
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Have you eaten venison? When I was younger, if prepared well it is delicious, if not it was  amp; [image]
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But Donald Trump is a distant relative of King Richard buried under a Leicester car park; I think that means some Trump rump will be tasty!
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I love puns or even spuns without the k!
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I hope you killed with those puns no matter what decade your dinner party was themed!
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When I was younger we ate this.. I see you found my deer that has been hanging around my house. hugs V
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I love puns...but, groan!
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Venison, is deerlicious. But McDoe is not a McDeer!
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