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Remember This At Christmas Time  

Reylynn4U 63F
77 posts
12/15/2008 5:42 pm
Remember This At Christmas Time

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

rm_talldarkavg1 113M
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10172 posts
12/15/2008 6:40 pm

 Damn media coverups
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Bear_n_Fox 53M/46F
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12/15/2008 7:12 pm

 Didn't you know it was a male dominated conspiracy! Santa and Jack Frost are the ring leaders, and Frosty is their muscle!!!


Hondo
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Bear_n_Fox 53M/46F
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12/15/2008 7:29 pm

 Conversation with teddy_bear65065

Hondo: The comment I left.
Hondo: Didn't you know it was a male dominated conspiracy! Santa and Jack Frost are the ring leaders, and Frosty is their muscle!!!
Teddy: All those female reindeer will blow that conspiracy out of the sky
Hondo: We're good. They've been bribed!!!!
Hondo: New leather harnesses and bells every year and they keep their mouths shut.
Teddy: DoH!
Teddy: Leave it up to you men to bribe a pretty girl
Hondo: Show me a woman who can't be bribed with jewelery...
Teddy: Hanging my head in shame.


Hondo
Home is where your mate is...


Reylynn4U 63F
441 posts
12/15/2008 10:54 pm
    Quoting  :
Tweaks your nose!


WolfEyes92 59M

12/17/2008 3:56 pm

 I almost agree the others ok, but how could rudolph be a girl ? he's not bi, he's not " metro " he's not a ts/tv or any of the other stuff anyone can think of Now Prancer I Could See being gay !!!!!!... come on with a name like " prancer " he should be on Will & Grace


delightful_imp 60F
531 posts
12/21/2008 7:04 pm

 We all should of guess that long ago as Santa has never ben lost when delivering all over the world unlike USPS< UPS, Fed Ex and the rest of them. lol
I am not naughty, I am not naughty, I am not naughty, I am not na... Who am I kidding? Yes I am. lol.


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