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Classic Comments #10  

keithcancook 67M
7834 posts
6/21/2007 7:45 am
Classic Comments #10

The Venting Blog Presents: Classic Comments

Hi ! In this episode of Classic Comments we will revisit the comment area of The Venting Blog itself. In the post The BlogLand Advertising Page I offered various products from ringband toners and zapping e-mail filters to automatic post updaters and shuttle services.

However, mzhunyhole was dissappointed to discover that there was nothing advertised that she really wanted. Well, I would have to remedy that, now wouldn't I?

As a consequence I reached down into my bag of tricks and pulled out this gem, which I hope she can use over and over and over again.

So let's go back to March 13, 2007 and take a peek...
mzhunyhole What I want..ya ain't offering in writing on this here page..I don't see it anywhere..do ya make housecalls

Hmm... ... okay, my little wildflower. Here ya go...

keithcancook's HUNYHOLE FILLER
Guaranteed to please every nerve in the hunyhole, this filler/packer has been genetically and naturally developed for over fifty years to fit the Queen of BlogLand and take her to the heights of ecstasy.

Repeated testing has proven its value, with every test engineer reporting satisfaction to the nth degree. Little maintenance necessary, all you have to do is feed it three times daily and stroke it every night.

keithcancook's HUNYHOLE FILLER comes complete with a man attached. Not responsible for the usual problems associated with men.


For more Classic Comments see:

Classic Comments 1 (This one's a real hoot folks. Check it out)
Classic Comments 2 (love poetry between kcc and mzhuny)
Classic Comments 3 (a song for the BlogLand Retirement Home)
Classic Comments 4 (bad puns)
Classic Comments 5 (even worse puns)
Classic Comments 6 (slapstick comedy)
Classic Comments 7 (insulting an ol pal)
Classic Comments 8 (another nausiating pun)
Classic Comments 9 (reworking of an old Christmas story)


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
6/21/2007 9:06 am

Hi girls! It's good to be "home" again.

Actually CHIEF, it was my basement that got me to post again. I've been diving basements around BlogLand recently, and then I began looking through my own cellar.

It musta got my juices flowing for some more fun in BlogLand...


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
6/21/2007 9:38 am

Thats why we love the queen!

Welcome back!

Pull My Fucking Hair!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
6/21/2007 10:08 am

Hi purple! It is good to be back in BlogLand once more.

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
6/21/2007 11:23 am

I saw. You are a joy to blog with, Dys my love...


BusyBeauty2 64F

6/21/2007 11:24 pm

You're still the perfect man I say.


frangipanigal 52F
10404 posts
6/22/2007 1:16 am

Smiles and claps!!!

Frangi x


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
6/22/2007 4:52 am

    Quoting humboldthonni:
    Any women would buy this...I would buy this...oh my...i think i already did....several fillers in fact
They would? You did? Well, that will help you stay healthy now, won't it?


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
6/22/2007 4:55 am

    Quoting  :

Hey, what did you expect? After all, I'm only a man.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
6/22/2007 5:02 am

    Quoting  :

Trial periods? Sure, why not. keithcancook's HUNYHOLE FILLER already comes well-used anyway.

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
6/22/2007 5:05 am

    Quoting  :

Really? Where?

keithcancook's HUNYHOLE FILLER hasn't exactly been flying off the shelf around here.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
6/22/2007 5:10 am

It's good to be here, candysoveryverysweet! You have a very nice basement, and the food is much better than over at my ol pal expat's place where the egg salad just keeps on aging... YUCK!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
6/22/2007 5:12 am

    Quoting BusyBeauty2:
    You're still the perfect man I say.
And I say I'm still full of flaws.

I guess that makes me a perfect human.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
6/22/2007 5:15 am

Hi Frangi! It's wonderful to see you here in The Venting Blog again.


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
59F

6/22/2007 5:50 am

I know where you've been

TTFN


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
6/22/2007 6:28 am

Dang, princess! I must be leaving a trail of bread crumbs through y'all's basements...


duststormdiva 58F
6852 posts
6/22/2007 10:32 am

I've been diggign in my basement too! I read blogs I have written and think, "God I forgot all about that one! Did I really write that? Damn, that was good writing!"

DustStormDiva


Theflinkychick 113F

6/22/2007 4:30 pm

It's good to see you again. You're on of the good ones...

Not all who wander are lost.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
6/22/2007 6:29 pm

    Quoting duststormdiva:
    I've been diggign in my basement too! I read blogs I have written and think, "God I forgot all about that one! Did I really write that? Damn, that was good writing!"
Basements are good things. I enjoy exploring them very much.

As for yours, well, I'm certain I am down there somewhere as we have been blogging together for over two years...

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
6/22/2007 6:35 pm

Aw, flinky. I've been blogging with you for as long as I have with dusty up there.

Thanks, sweetie!


spinmedown 56M
3625 posts
6/22/2007 8:34 pm

Finally.

A product disclaimer worthy of a chuckle or two.

You might want to mention any possible side affects as well.
Just to CYA. Ya know.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde


BadAssBlonde1 64F
4988 posts
6/22/2007 11:06 pm

It's a small world afterall. Welcome back darling. Missed you, Keith.

After all the sex is gone, there is the mind - Lady Hunter / BAB

Copyright © House of Lady Hunter 1998-2009


mediumWalter 47M
4236 posts
6/23/2007 8:09 am

numero uno had me rolling!!

Blues is a healer. All over the world.
John Lee Hooker

Recommended: [blog lucyjane78]


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
6/23/2007 9:43 am

    Quoting  :

Aw stormy, thank you so much for expressing interest in this product. Your comment is an ego booster, no mistake!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
6/23/2007 9:49 am

    Quoting spinmedown:
    Finally.

    A product disclaimer worthy of a chuckle or two.

    You might want to mention any possible side affects as well.
    Just to CYA. Ya know.
We have found that
1. The side affects are of orgasmic proportions
and
2. The disclaimer comes in handy during inter-partnerental disagreements.

blog on, spin ol buddy, blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
6/23/2007 10:36 am

    Quoting  :

Okie dokie, I will jot down any vanity plates I see that seem clever enough to me, and send em to ya.

As for disappearing, well I blog like a butterfly, and post like a pea.


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