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I haven't been to my e-mail thingie in months, but I reckon it's time again, candysoveryveryliterary. I hope it's another pic. Mmm, yummy... 
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Will you be reserving or observing a "private" booth? 
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...very nice...the perfect compliments for serious bloggers...You may want to consider adding... DUMMY PROFILE GENERATOR that works similar to AUTOMATIC POST UPDATER v 1.2...generates up to 5 new profiles every day and leaves a comment on your main blog page...which is of course automatically updated daily... oh yeah, one ticket for Blogland airways please... 
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LMAO! Good one, LT!
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~ Do I get a FREE set of steak knives with any or those? ~peace and healing shy 
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3/4/2007 10:26 pm |
A free toaster might spice up the deal abit.... I am not dead yet
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Book me one seat (First Class please) on Blogland Airways!! I wonder what you can trade your air miles in for on this airline?? Some sex toys perhaps? Frangi x
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A free toaster might spice up the deal abit....
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Book me one seat (First Class please) on Blogland Airways!! I wonder what you can trade your air miles in for on this airline?? Some sex toys perhaps? Frangi x
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Oh, you are like that already, eh? In what way? Are you like the letter writer, or the zapper? Depending on your answer I may send you my e-mail addy. Mmm, yummy... Blog On!
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Well that would require actually reading the post.  What a concept, eh? PS: We're working on it...
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Man did not really invent the wheel. There was a whole pile of wheels outside the cave in the refuse pile. He simply thrust a fire hardened, pointy stick through the stone-like round bread that the women were baking. It took many years before he was finally able to teach them how to bake his bread proper... PS: We take off at 7:00, captain.
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I too lost my ring when I was married. I'm certain that it slipped off my hand when I was making cake batter. I hope nobody chipped a tooth on it...
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Never fear, my darling dear. We haven't reached the bottom of the bag yet...
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These are priceless!!!! "Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened." 
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3/5/2007 12:04 pm |
Keith, I like the Automatic Post Updater! Beware of the Affairlook censors. They once put me out of business for advertising on behalf of poor orphaned pitbulls that needed a loving home! I did this in support of ol' tillerbabe aka Hisbaby_gurl who has a soft heart for pitbulls! Affairlook said I was using the website for unauthorized commercial purposes! If they arrest you, I'll be happy to testify on your behalf as a character witness!
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LOL! I love it! May I have a first class ticket on Blogland Airways??? {=}
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These are priceless!!!!
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Keith, I like the Automatic Post Updater! Beware of the Affairlook censors. They once put me out of business for advertising on behalf of poor orphaned pitbulls that needed a loving home! I did this in support of ol' tillerbabe aka Hisbaby_gurl who has a soft heart for pitbulls! Affairlook said I was using the website for unauthorized commercial purposes! If they arrest you, I'll be happy to testify on your behalf as a character witness! Blog On!
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I do have the address, MO. However, it's written on a piece of paper which is lying on the mantle over on the other side of the room. Yawn. I will get it to ya if I ever get the energy to rise from this chair.
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LOL! I love it! May I have a first class ticket on Blogland Airways??? {=} 
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Um, I think I'd best take this one, Captain Tala. You can go relax in one of the booths for the rest of the flight...
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3/5/2007 9:03 pm |
I called 1-800-SUCKERS ... they were expecting me lmao... Thanks for the heads up ... missed ya
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Ha! I replied to it before ever I arrived at this page, candysoveryveryliterary...
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