FACE PIC IF CONTACTING US. FACE PIC IF CONTACTING US. FACE PIC IF... Oh fuck it. We just delete you if there's no face pic. There. We said it. Now on to the important stuff. Want couples and singles with sense of humor and desire to have NSA “holy shit that was amazing!” sex. For her: Good kissers who can last at least 3 hours - otherwise she gets very cranky and it AIN’T pretty! For him: Responsive women who want to be taken care of get him going big time. We’re funny, love each other (25 years), our sex life (every day), and our family (they’d die if they knew.) Very social, well-traveled, professional couple who fit in at a black-tie gala or a dive bar downing shots (she: Maker's Mark; he: Dewars). Uninhibited and play in all combos. But NO BI males whether single or as part of a couple. There is NOTHING wrong with bi and we salute you. But my lovely groom is 100% STRAIGHT DAMN IT! Jeez. We're HWP; she brazilian/he shaved; full-swap; both have hall passes. (Add’l q responses paint the whole picture.) SHE: Insatiable, phenomenal kisser, multiorgasmic, LOVES cock. Rides hard and puts her ass to good use. (Is that too slutty? Wait. Don’t answer that.) BI with the right women but in the end she’s all about the cock. (Did we mention she loves sucking cock – especially BBC?) HE: Oral, stamina, attentive. Follows ladies' leads so plays from nice to not so nice and everything in between. Takes care of himself only after you’ve had a few Os (you know, the intense aftershock kinds). He just loves making women cum! Our definition of sexy: -self-confident (yeah, you know you want it); -dominant (now we’re talking); -sensual (look, no panties!); -adventurous (didn’t I see you in that sex flic?); and -fun-loving (check the ball score and THEN we'll screw). COUPLES: FACE PICS OF BOTH. Pretty pweeze with sugar on top? Ours are current and yours should be too. We need to know what you BOTH look like. SINGLE MEN: NO FACE PIC = FUGGEDABOUDIT! I'm getting carpal tunnel from deleting emails WITH NO PIC and it’s pissing me off! And none of this “Wus up?” “Nice ass.” The ratio on this site is 379:1 so make an effort guys. Oh. Forgot. One more thing. If you can’t take sarcasm or are super p.c., don’t let the door hit you in the ass. !!WARNING!! Institutions or individuals using this site or any of its affiliated sites for studies, projects, peral or business use: You do NOT have our permission to use any of our profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of our privacy and will be subject to legal action!!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
ALL: Green Day, Sinatra, Willie Nelson, Allmans, ElvisCostello, Zep, Clapton

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Sexual appetite, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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