I am looking for someone that not only loves sex but also can hold a conversation, so that when you are having some hot and sweaty sex you can also have some hot dirty talk as well...hahaha. Someone that is hot and sexy both inside and out. Someone that is real and not into playing games.
I am very athletic and love to stay active and play alot of sports...but this is a sex site so who cares... hahaha j/k ...so if you have a great sence of humor and looking for some hot steamy fun in the bedroom get back to me and lets chat...:)
Ok I guess I need to clear this up for some people that dont have a Sence of Humor...
THIS BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT IS A JOKE and if you take it seriously then I probably wouldnt want to meet you...ok I hope that clears alot up for some of you people...LMAO
THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
THIS BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT (HEREINAFTER REFERED TO AS "THE AGREEMENT") IS ENTERED TO ON THE ______DAY OF_________, 2020 BETWEEN _________ AND __________,
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
~ NO SLEEP OVERS... UNLESS IT IS VERY GOOD AND WE NEED A REPEAT IN THE MORNING
~NO MEETING IN PUBLIC... EXCEPT FOR DINNER AND DRINKS BEFORE THE EVENTS OF THE EVENING (ONLY WHEN ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY)
~NO CALLS BEFORE 9PM... WE REALLY DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO TALK ABOUT
~NO EMOTIONAL DISCUSSIONS ABOUT WHERE THINGS ARE HEADED, OR POTENTIONAL LOVE BLOSSOMING, ECT..
~NO PLANS MADE IN ADVANCE... THATS WHY WE'RE EACH OTHERS BACK UP (OUT OF TOWN HOOK UPS ARE AND EXCEPTION TO THE RULE. EVEN THEN ITS A ONE TIME IN ADVANCE CALL
~NO BABY TALK... HOWEVER DIRTY TALK IS ENCOURAGED
~CALLING OUT THE WRONG NAME DURING SEX IS OK
~NO FALLING ASLEEP RIGHT AFTER SEX...WHEN ITS OVER, WE GET OUR ASSES UP AND GO HOME
~WE HOOK UP WHEN EVER THE MOOD STRIKES US BOTH, SO NO REPEAT REQUESTS
~DOGGIE STYLE IS PERFERRED... THE LESS EYE CONTACT THE BETTER
EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS
THE AFOREMENTINED RULES MAY BE ALTERED BY THE HOLDER OF THE AGREEMENT... IF THE OTHER PARTY ATTEMPTS TO CHANGE OR ALTER ANY OF THE TERMS OF THIS AGREEMENT. IT WILL AUTOMATICALLY BECOME NULL AND VOID AND THE OFFENDER WILL THEN BE REMOVED FROM "THE BOOTY CALL LIST" AND DELETED FROM THE PHONE, MEMORY, AND EMAIL LIST... BLOCKED FROM ALL COMMUNICATION UNTIL HIS SILLY ASS UNDERSTANDS THE RULES!
PARTICIPATING PARTNERS: ________________________________________ _____
SIGNATURES:
_____________________________________ _________
DATE: ______________________
My Ideal Person Someone that is really into foreplay and that loves oral, because I love going down on on a hot and sexy woman...wanna come have a nice tongue bath...
I will stay down there till you cum all over my face...hehehe
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Massage
What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.