Thankful for American farming
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Posted:Nov 22, 2017 6:33 pm
Last Updated:May 4, 2024 12:47 pm
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Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
And poking your hay.
Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
I'm leaving my spray.
Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering your livestock
They know what I need.
Working up a hot sweat
I'm scratching in your pea patch
Plowing through your bean field
Planting my seed.
Working on a sex farm
Wolfing down some cornbread
I'm turning on the TV
Joining the grange.
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In general. In public.
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Posted:Nov 18, 2017 5:07 pm
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2017 9:18 am
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I don't know where to start or where to stop
My luck's like a button
I can't stop pushing it
My head feels light
But I'm still in the dark
Seems like without tenderness there's something missing
I don't know where I am but I know I don't like it
I open my mouth and out pops something spiteful
Words are so cheap
But they can turn out expensive
Words like conviction can turn into a sentence
I held your hands
Rings but none on that finger
We danced and danced
But I was scared to go much further with it
Just half a chance
Make sure that one night you're here but
Next night you're not
It always leaves me searching for a little
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What's in YOUR wallet?
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Posted:Nov 18, 2017 4:40 pm
Last Updated:May 4, 2024 12:47 pm
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We were kidding around the other day, but I think we may have hit on something. There are so many credit card rewards programs. They have ones for frequent flier miles. They have ones for cashback. Cashback before and after. Double cashback. Special vendor extra cashback. And there are the old fashioned green stamp type...accumulate the points and cash them back in for stuff.
What if the site decided to get into the lucrative credit card business? And instead of money, each purchase would earn you credits toward booty calls and other sexual favors? Is that a card you would sign up for ? Would you use it or just keep it in your wallet as a backup for a rainy day?
What would that chart look like? How many $$$ of purchases do you need to get oral? Or a booty call? If you wanted DP, would you have to wait for the special double rewards period?
And what if you went over limit, or didn't pay on time? What kind of punishment would be on THAT chart?
I can see an ad already...pushing MILF benefits. They steal away Sam Jackson. "Are you looking for a M.F. card that pays you in actual M.F. rewards? What's in your wallet?"
I claim 10% of the gross if this goes real. May need a lawyer.
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Feel it again...
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Posted:Nov 17, 2017 1:19 pm
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2017 9:18 am
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If you would just be sensible
You would find me indispensable
I pray deep down to destiny
That it places you with me
Wanting you here, in the sheets
Wandrering around incomplete
Waiting so long
To feel it again
I thought that this heart would never mend
To feel it again I know it is the living end
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What's wrong with this picture?
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Posted:Nov 7, 2017 4:05 pm
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2017 9:18 am
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Oh what is wrong
With the woman sitting on the bed with the perfume on?
She's holding the hand of a very well-dressed man
Then why those muddy pants
Does it have to do with the ladder in the garden
Leaning against the window to her room?
What's wrong with this picture? Can you count the lonely people?
Oh what's so sad
About the man at the door with those flowers in his hand?
He's so happy, 'cause he got home at last, but he got home too fast
Why won't those flowers last?
Does it have to do with the ladder in the garden
Leaning against the window to his room?
What's wrong with this picture? Can you count the lonely people?
Now she won't be still around to plant those flowers
Where the garden is trampled down
And he sees clearly everything in that muddy room where she left the ring
Here's an empty room where sunlight falls on four empty walls
No one lives here anymore
And no one to explain what this room is empty for
There's just that muddy floor
It all has to do with that ladder in the garden
Leaning against the window to this room?
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Forgot my conditioner
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Posted:Nov 6, 2017 3:33 pm
Last Updated:Nov 25, 2017 9:18 am
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I got you, that's all I want
I won't forget, that's a whole lot
I don't go out, now that you're in
Sometimes we shout, but that's no problem
I don't know why sometimes I get frightened
You can see my eyes, you can tell that I'm not lyin'
Look at you, you're a pageant
You're everything, that I've imagined
Something's wrong, I feel uneasy
You show me, tell me you're not teasin'
I don't know why sometimes I get frightened
You can see my eyes, you can tell that I'm not lyin'
There's no doubt, not when I'm with you
When I'm without, I stay in my room
Where do you go, I get no answer
You're always out, it gets on my nerves
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I took off my vest a couple times this week.
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Posted:Oct 28, 2017 11:36 am
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2017 6:19 pm
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I turns out that I'm still an enigma wrapped in a riddle.
That's what I'm told anyway.
Bonus question
Best soap opera left on TV during Halloween?
The Tongue and the Vestless
I need more sleep.
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Can someone not want to be with you because they think you are too good?
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Posted:Oct 28, 2017 11:25 am
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2018 5:50 pm
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A lot has been happening around me lately. This is a question I've been playing with in my mind. If someone doesn't want to be with you, and when asked they tell you because you deserve someone better, is that real? Does that really exist? Or is it just a convenient/safe way of telling someone you just don't want to be with them (presumably for some other reason)?
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Thoughts in my mind
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Posted:Oct 10, 2017 7:42 pm
Last Updated:Oct 19, 2017 3:33 pm
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She'll let you in her house
If you come knockin' late at night
She'll let you in her mouth
If the words you say are right
If you pay the price
She'll let you deep inside
But there's a secret garden she hides
She'll let you in her car
To go drivin' 'round
She'll let you into the parts of herself
That'll bring you down
She'll let you in her heart
If you got a hammer and a vise
But into her secret garden, don't think twice
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if the last post seemed vague or strange
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Posted:Oct 10, 2017 7:32 pm
Last Updated:Oct 19, 2017 3:36 pm
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There was a photo that was supposed to go with it. Unfortunately multiple attempts to keep it posted failed. Sorry about that.
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