Why, by all means, treat me like shit and expect me to take it with a smile on my face!
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Posted:Oct 22, 2016 5:56 pm
Last Updated:Oct 24, 2016 3:35 am
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Working in retail can really suck sometimes.
I was not at my best today. After closing the store last night, I had to turn around and open the damn thing this morning too.
I call it a 'clopen'.
Most of the day consisted of me explaining our fucking coupons to idiot shit heads who just couldn't seem to understand that a coupon for body cream means you can ONLY purchase a fucking body cream at a discounted price.
"I really only use the shower gels...."
Really... Shower gels you say......
"Well, that's great! We also sell shower gels! You can buy as many shower gels as you like! Unless your shower gel says 'body cream' on the label, you AREN'T going to get it for $5 though!"
I wanted to mow that one down with my car.
Thank GOD I have tomorrow off.
Small miracles really do happen sometimes.
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Home at last....
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Posted:Oct 21, 2016 7:26 pm
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2016 6:44 pm
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I had a short shift tonight, but I was not feeling the work vibe.
Ugh...
I couldn't get out of there fast enough.
I think I need a vacation.
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Are you ready for some football?
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Posted:Oct 20, 2016 8:16 pm
Last Updated:Oct 21, 2016 8:09 pm
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Went to my 's football game last night, I was super excited. I've missed all of his other games because of work, so I was psyched that I was actually going to be able to see the last game of the season.
I sat in the bleachers until my ass was numb and my breath hung in the air like frost... They never played him.
To say I wasn't disappointed would be a lie.
The other team was totally kicking their asses, it's not like one play would make or break the game. My heart went out to the handful of who patiently waited on the sidelines for their chance to jump in.
I was a little pissed at myself, too, for not making a bigger issue about getting a previous Wednesday off to see a game. He had literally played in every previous game.
Sometimes I think being a parent is harder than being a . Every fiber of your being wants to charge in and defend their honor.
Put my in the game!!
The hard part is NOT doing what every fiber of your being wants you to do. I KNOW that talent and experience dictate whether or not your gets to play, and I know he needs to experience a sideline to WANT to gain talent and experience.
I just wish I had gotten a chance to see him play. 
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Do you like what you see?
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Posted:Oct 19, 2016 10:54 am
Last Updated:Oct 21, 2016 8:05 pm
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As I kneel before you, left hand resting on your thigh, right hand slowly stroking the base of your cock.
I gaze upon you.... Your chest, your neck, your face flushed with excitement. I like what I see.
Do you like what you feel as I close my soft lips around the head of your cock? Warm, and moist, gently drawing you in.
Your cock is firm and smooth, the slight, salty taste of man as I slowly slide my tongue across the tip. I like what I feel.
Do you like what you hear? The sounds of my mouth as it works it magic upon you? Wet lips upon your taut flesh...
Your soft moans encourage me to keep going.
I do enjoy what I hear...
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The Great Escape
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Posted:Oct 18, 2016 7:39 pm
Last Updated:Oct 19, 2016 5:30 am
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You may recall, the ex-husband has a collection of farm animals that run wild about his yard.
The farm animals think they are pets.
As usual, the chickens came running as soon as I pulled into the driveway to drop my off before work.
Why they come running? I have no idea.... My best guess is they've learned this behavior from watching my lumber out to my car each time he sees me.
I was in kind of a hurry so I stood in the open door of my car and filled my ex in on my schedule for the week, what days she would need to stay at his house and what days I would have both .
Now, I was almost to the store when I started hearing a scratching noise from the back of my car.
Scratch....
Scratch....
Scratch.....
Having watched way to many scary movies the past few days, I immediately assumed some kind of entity was in my car, waiting for it's chance to possess my soul.
Scratch....
Scratch....
Scratch....
Startled, I screamed aloud when I felt something touch my arm while I was slowing to turn into the store parking lot.
It was a fucking chicken.
In a million years, I never thought I would ever have to use the excuse "I'm going to be late for work today, there is a chicken in my car."
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And.... The shit has hit the fan.
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Posted:Oct 17, 2016 7:25 pm
Last Updated:Oct 18, 2016 5:12 am
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Work was a little tense tonight.
It always happens when you get new people and seasoned veterans working together. The new people do as their told, the seasoned veterans are always trying to do things the way 'they' want them done.
Ultimately, it's the store manager who makes the decisions. Good, bad, ugly, it's their deal. So, when the store manager tells the new person to do something, whether the veteran likes it or not, it has to be done the way the store manager wants it.
Therein lies the issue.... Aside from myself, the entire management team is new.
The crew? Seasoned veterans.
Most of the time I find myself in the middle, trying to smooth things over and create a somewhat pleasant work environment for everyone.
By the time I got to work today I was tip toeing in the aftermath of God knows what pissing contest had happened and the atmosphere was thick.
What I wouldn't give for a sunny beach, a frosty margarita, and a beach chair in the sand right now.....
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It was that kind of a day...
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Posted:Oct 16, 2016 4:57 pm
Last Updated:Oct 17, 2016 1:43 am
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I did not want to go to work today.
I looked at the clock, I needed to leave in 10 minutes. Cripe...
I looked at the clock again, I needed to leave in 5 minutes. Ugh...
I looked at the clock again, I need to leave right now. Sigh....
I looked at the clock again, I should have left 5 minutes ago. Crap....
I looked at the clock again, I'm going to be late. Fuck!!!
I managed to make it to work on time, by some miracle of miracles, but I really didn't want to be there. I had a super emotional day today, for some reason, and ended up spending the first 5 minutes of my shift crying in the employee bathroom.
What the fuck???
I don't do shit like this. Crying is weakness, I don't have the luxury of being weak. Thankfully I regained my composure and went out to the sales floor, nobody the wiser of what had happened in the bathroom.
Needless to say, I'm glad the work day is done and I'm home once again. My jammies are on, my hair is pulled back, and I'm snuggled in my bed watching the Sunday night line up on Fox.
Thankfully tomorrow is a new day....
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Sweetest Day
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Posted:Oct 15, 2016 5:10 pm
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2016 5:21 am
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It's a Midwestern thing, apparently, because only 11 states observe the holiday.
Unfortunately, Michigan is one of them.
No flowers, no candy, nobody wishing me a happy Sweetest Day.... It's your typical romantic holiday for me.
Yay me!
This has been one of my better Sweetest Day's, though. No , day off.... I literally spent the day napping and watching old school scary movies.
I may regret the scary movie thing later tonight, but for now, totally enjoying a little Silver Bullet with a bowl of ice cream.
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Is it just me?
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Posted:Oct 14, 2016 7:43 pm
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2016 7:25 pm
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Or, is Tom Selleck starting to look a little like Groucho Marx?
My.. Oh... My.... Did I have a crush on Tom Selleck in his Magnum days! Who wouldn't have a crush on the tan guy with the twinkling eyes and million dollar smile!
I know we all age, and eventually I'll be a barely recognizable version of myself as well, but I have to say, it's super hard to see your one time crush looking.... Not so, crush worthy.
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Is this the best version of myself?
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Posted:Oct 14, 2016 6:50 am
Last Updated:Oct 14, 2016 8:31 pm
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Do you ever wonder what it is that someone sees in you?
I do all the time.
The title 'Heartless Psycho' didn't just happen on it's own....
I'm kind of mean, and spoiled, and like to get my way ALL the time. If I don't, I get pissy and pout.
What I don't understand is, why do men put up with this?
I know that isn't the best version of myself, but it kind of just.... Comes out. I can't help it, I've always been this way.
Are there characteristics in the opposite sex that you may be attracted to that might not be the best attributes of that person?
BTW - The overnight adventure was great. Watched American Horror Story, Exorcist, had some fantastic after shower sex, and he did my dishes, washed a load of my laundry, and cooked me spaghetti. Perfect!
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How do I smell today?
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Posted:Oct 11, 2016 7:24 pm
Last Updated:Oct 11, 2016 9:13 pm
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Absolutely fabulous!
I'm LOVING our new seasonal body care fragrance.... So much so that I ended up buying the trio at work tonight.
I need THAT like a need another hole in the head....
At last count I had 32 different fragrance trio's in my linen closet. That's NOT including the men's products I've picked up for my .
I just couldn't help myself, though.
Have you ever encountered that random person and caught just a whiff of their scent, and thought, geez they smell good!
I want to BE that person!
On a totally unrelated side note:
X-Rate lava lamp is at it again!
It's not the best pic, but I came home to find this tonight.
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