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Posted:Nov 30, 2010 10:10 am
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i tell you, i came this close to writing a blog post and returning to the site.
bullet dodged
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cooper classics,,, chuckle if you dare!
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Posted:Oct 23, 2007 4:10 am
Last Updated:Sep 16, 2008 9:00 am
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there was a post i wanted to write today but i forgot the picture that inspired it so i guess that will come tomorrow or soonish.
so, in the interim heres some cooper classic for an easy, lazy-bastard-cut-and-paste post!
1. Two blondes walk into a building.......... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..."
3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says: "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said: "No, the steaks are too high."
6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted: "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied: "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".
8. I went to a seafood disco last week...... and pulled a muscle.
9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says: "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
12. "Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home".
"That sounds Like Tom Jones syndrome''.
"Is it common?"..
"It's not unusual."
13. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks the up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says: "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed? "
"No, because he's really heavy"
14. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside."
"How's that?"
"Don't you start."
15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...... boom, boom!
16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? ……..A fsh.
17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?”
I said "sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my Mum or my Dad, or my older brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think it's Colin.
19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round."
The other one says: "So are you, you fat bast**d!"
20. Police arrested two yesterday, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
21. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."
22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places". The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore"
23. Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
apologies, but that last one had me in fits when i was trying to read them to a friend...
filakia all pwho visit
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Bastards!
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Posted:Oct 22, 2007 5:39 am
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2008 7:08 am
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Who?
Them!
Whos them?
Affairlook thats who!
someone checked me out, I was defintitely interested... I worked as youll see to get my points to make a prize (well, send a mail).
get the points, receover from illness, come back to pc and there in my junk email is a letter from the party i was going to send a mail to.
hmmm, curioser and curioser...
open mail with excitement and... BANG! this member has been banned content has been blocked!
Fuckers!
grrrrrrr!
cam
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An Appeal...
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Posted:Oct 15, 2007 5:28 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 7:45 am
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yep, In the spirit of Blue Peter (sorry if youre not english and dont what that is)
Im launching an appeal!
not a "bring and buy" sale but a "bring and Bye" sale!
Im hoping there are some very horny women in thessaloniki and surrounding area who arent looking for the love of their lives but who are just looking for some fun on the side
(God knows, according to this sites blogs they're everywhere else!)
so here we go, we have an appeal from a horny and hungry male for women to "bring their unquenched thirst and desire to be tickled, licked, sucked, nibbled and fucked (any are skippable) and maybe say "Bye" to the search and the thirst!
for anyone who wants to follow the progress of the ladies in thessaloniki donations to this appeal we will put out a pole and as each offer comes in you watch the pole grow!
kisses
Mun
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something that annoys me....
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Posted:Oct 10, 2007 5:40 am
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2007 3:57 am
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heres something ive been dying to get off my chest for a while... its got nothing to do with Affairlook, in fact for most people its something they wouldnt care about even if they knew about it, but, it gets right on my tits!
I am a self confessed car nerd!
I love cars, I love driving, i love reading about them, seeing them, I've even gone on holidays to visit car plants! (seriously, if youre ever buying a new porsche take the collect from factory option, its fantastic!)
to show how bad my affliction is i ought to point out that ive lived in greece for just over two years but in that time ive had 2 Seats, two alfa's, one citroen that was so bad i walked instead of driving it, two mini cooper s's and now an M3 and a mini cooper s! yep, im one man and yet i have two cars and am planning to aquire a third soon!
"get to the point" i hear no-one scream!
ok!
what annoys me is... films!
if i made a film where Carl Lewis in his prime was trying to escape a ninety year old lady with a walker having just robbed her handbag and he wasnt getting away, then I'd be lambasted.
if a small on a bike was escaping from a jet plane by going faster than it then id be called a fuckwit... and rightly so!
yet, everytime i sit to watch a film with a chase scene i am driven to tear my hair out and poke out my eyes with annoyance!
why is it hollywood thinks all cars are equal in terms of performance?
have you ever watched "swordfish"?
you know, the scene with the TVR tuscan being chased by the SUVs'...
yep, big limbering poustimobile, weighs about the same as a tugboat and the aerodynamic properties of a houseboat keeping up with a light, powerful car that happens to be one of the fastest accelerating cars in the world and can actually go round a corner! this is carl and the granny! (also, john travolta ducking behind the bootlid and it deflecting the bullets is quite funny as its made of plastic!)
bad boys 2! hmmm... truck, police cars, ferrari 575. top speed of truck, shall we say 100mph? watch iot closely somehow this ferrari being nailed along the highway doesnt ever manage to overtake the truck, listen for the gearshifts, he makes four, that puts him in fifth at about 170mph! yet the police cars are keeping up, some are actually overtaking and that pesky truck is still in front.
seriously, i could go on and on and on and on as their are unlimited number of illustrations (ever wondered why martin lawrence is waggling the steering wheel from side to side whilst driving in a straight line in bad boys? or why he downshifts to pull ahead of the bad guy, what, was he taking it easy before?!?!? and dont get me started on the fast and the furious; no wonder their fucking furious, all that money and they accelerate to 120mph in 30secs, standard car does it in 15!)
it happens everytime and it fucks me off, so, if any movie producers are on this site and want a bit of help understanding that a chevy blazer cannot match the performance of a tractor let alone a lamborghini and if they would like to add a smidgen of realism to the driving scenes in their films, im here and im willing to relocate!
mun
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cock shots...
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Posted:Oct 10, 2007 5:11 am
Last Updated:Dec 10, 2010 10:37 am
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dont know why i put a cock shot... not my style at all!
I used to have a pic of my stomach (last year, when i had a six pack not a keg!) but when i buggered off i deleted it and i dont have it on my pc anymore... so, in came the cock shot (i took the pic at the request of a lady friend and it was all i had to hand so to speak! fnarr fnaar).
personally, i find it a little tasteless and uncomfortable to have my cock on the net but, then again, whats the other option?
I think my next post will be about something rather than just mindless point gaining prattle!
mun
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it works!!!
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Posted:Oct 10, 2007 4:58 am
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2007 3:38 am
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So, they gave me my points!!!
big woo, little hoo!
so, i can gain points for ten blog posts, so, here goes!
the end of post two!
mun
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apparently....
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Posted:Oct 10, 2007 4:51 am
Last Updated:Oct 10, 2007 5:13 am
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you now get points for as short time if you add a blog post!
well,that didnt happen in my day!!!
(how fucking old have i become???)
mind you, you used to be able to wink at people but now a standard member cant do that, in fact the privileges a standard member receives have become so eroded that you can do very little as a non paying male anymore.
I think Affairlook ought to remember who made this site... they may have designed the layout, inputted the code etc, but, its the people who came here, blogged, chatted and made it a community who made the site succesful and the majority of them were standard members!
ah, well, fuck it... I dont care just give me my points as ive found a deeply lickable girly whom i want to contact!
mun
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the fucked up cycle of blogland...
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Posted:Jun 28, 2006 1:45 am
Last Updated:Oct 10, 2007 5:40 am
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Mood: fucking disgusted!
im writing this for my own benefit really, and i wish i could write it and have noone read it, but, im thinking this will be my last post anyway so who cares...
why will this be my last post i hear absolutely noone say.
simply because in the last year ive seen some things on this site that astound me and i think its something i dont want to be involved with anymore...
on this site i enjoy the odd flirt, but, im never going to actually meet anyone as i now am back with my partner and so have no intentions of meeting anyone or participating in anything more than a harmless flirt. so, technically i suppose im a fake.
I stayed to blog and to read blogs.
im not going to do that anymore.
Ive come to realise that there are some sick fucking people on this site.
Im not talking about peoples sexual tastes, what you want to do is none of my business.
what im sick of is the constant mass outpourings of grief for dead people.
especially those which are brought to us by tillerbabe.
it would appear shes now left the site too, but, who gives a fuck, she was, and i know i going to get some shit for this, a classic fucking attention seeker who just appeared to love to take everyone on an emotional rollercoaster ride and gain sympathy from everyone as a result.
either that or theres something seriously wrong with her as people feel the need to fake their own deaths to get away from her.
either way im sick of it.
this site was a bit of a laugh at one point. quality bloggers, real people, fun, frollicks and laughter, some tears and tragedies but ive now counted 3 "deaths" of people on this site through tragic accidents or circumstances and on each occasion its turned out to be utter bolllocks.
well, thats enough for me!
i blog because i want to, not to try and get laid so, im taking myself and my blog over to myspace where i hope i will be able to piss even more people off with my bitchyness and get into some lovely cross culture "discussions" without someone dying every three months.
Announcement
it is my sad duty to inform you all that shortly before writing this post mundarikos passed away in a freak laptop accident.
early signs indicate that he was typing a message to flame and lips indicating his desire for a threesome, sadly, he over-excited himself with his own erotic writings and simultaneously caught the button to release the dvd drive with his knee. the tray ejected and whilst slamming it shut he failed to notice his erection had "slipped" in the hole in the base of the tray.
tragically, when he slammed it shut he not only severed his penis but the baby oil that was mysteriously found smeared copiously all over his nether regions conducted an electrical surge through the wound making him both ejaculate from his stump and die at the same time.
I would like to say that he was the most wonderful chap on earth with a sense of humour unmatched and the largest penis in history, but, now he's dead.
so, there you have it, im dead, im sure youll al join me in expressing my personal sadness at my loss.
I will miss me a lot.
many kisses all
bye
mundarikos
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a cut and paste special
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Posted:Jun 27, 2006 3:16 am
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2007 3:59 am
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i know its lazy but i thought it was amusing:
Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
And the most British thing of all?
Suspicion of anything foreign.!!
Oh and...
Only in Britain ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in Britain ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in Britain ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.Only in Britain ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Britain ... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Britain ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Only in Britain ... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION...
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of Control Scalextric cars.
and finally.......
In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.
filakia
mun
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attracting... flack!
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Posted:Jun 26, 2006 12:45 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2024 7:45 am
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so, my last post seemed to upset a couple of Londoners as they feel my tone was a little critical...
i appear to have suggested that people in the uk are rude and unfeeling...
this is what happened as i was on my home...
on the tube on the way back to heathrow i decided to have a little rest, on went the earphones and down came the shutters, id found my seat in the corner and was happy and content to ride out this final journey in peace...
i was a little suprised when, as we were leaving south kensington, i was disturbed by a firm and unpleasant tapping on my leg that, as i opened my eyes this became a quite insistent banging... ? no. in fact it was a man in his early fifties banging me on the leg with his cane and looking at me like id stolen his car. I removed my ear pieces and asked what it was he wanted. apparently what he wanted was my seat, irrelevant of the fact that there were five or six seats within the imediate vicinity he wanted the one i was in. for those who dont know, on the tube they have some seats which are marked with an orange sticker to request that you give up the seat if a disabled, elderly or perhaps pregnant woman needs it, a jolly good idea if you ask me... this seat wasnt one of them!
nevertheless, banging away at my leg with his cane, waking me up, this "gentleman" wanted my seat. at my suggestion that there were many spare seats and indicating that i was here so i could remain close to my luggage and ride out my journey without causing an issue to other passengers with my luggage in the walkway this gentleman looked at me as if i had just told him to go fuck his mother!
"I want to sit there" the man replied to me when i pointed the plethora of other available seats.
other tube passengers made their best efforts to ignore what was going on. I considered that maybe he needed an end seat dso he could stratch his leg, perhaps it wouldnt bend and he needed to be able to stretch it in front of him. thining this and as i really wasnt in the mood for arguing, just wanting to get the hell out of there (the country rather than the tube itself) I got up, grabbed all my luggage and relocated to a seat 3 to the left and opposite.
it was at this point i discovered why the gent needed the seat i was in so badly.
did he need it for his ailing leg? no
he needed it so he could rest his head against the partition and go to sleep.
at hounslow he got off, leaving me wondering if he needed the cane at all or if it was just a ploy to get himself a seat at peak times and was, perhaps, a tool that reflected his curmudgenly nature!
there was an article in the evening standard suggesting that londoners are now more rude than the famously brusque new yorkers pre september the 11th , given what i saw, I believe it might just be true.
many kisses
mun
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London calling!
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Posted:Jun 23, 2006 4:28 am
Last Updated:Jun 28, 2006 5:48 am
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The UK... I wish i could see it throught the eyes of the tourists... i truly wish i could see the beauty of the country, ignore the crumbling societal values, be unable to understand the slights and ignorance going on all around, on the tube, in the street, in the homes.
sadly i cant, i still a native and so see throught the eyes of one who has grown up there and wathed its sad slow slide form a once rightly proud nation to a bastion of yob culture and money takes all attitudes, where family is meaningless and other humans are nonexistent unless you have prior knowledge of them.
My dear friend lips and her chum have just come back from Ireland and have, i believe, loved every minute of it... Im so glad for the that they chose ireland and not london for their trip...
anyway, it was nice to see my family and i had some great "meetings". also got to have a go in the new jag which was a fantastic motor and i would reccommend one to anyone who really really doesnt want a porsche 911.
so, other ways i spent my time... mainly travellling on trains, having dinner with a greek friend, the pair of us confusing everyone by sitting and chatting in grenglish and whenever our phones rang she would answer it in english and i answered mine in greek. sitting on the train chatting to friends, in greek.
I do love being able to use a mobile in privacy!
arriving home at 3am this morning and it being hotter than it was in the uk all day was really nice although for the first hour my body completely freaked out screaming "TOO HOT, TOO HOT!" at me and im lookig forward to catching up with friends tonight and enjoying some good food!
many kisses everyone
mun
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just to be bitchy....
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Posted:Jun 19, 2006 1:38 am
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2006 12:52 am
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so, youre new to the site, you start a blog, you make it so only friends in your list can comment but of course your new so havent got any...
then the first thing you do, the first post.... drum role please.... ask questions which noone can answer!!!!
hmmm, dimmer than a ten watt light bulb
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visit and marvel... hope she didnt put smart in her profile!
kisses
a bitchy mun
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