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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED
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Posted:Oct 25, 2007 11:56 am
Last Updated:Nov 2, 2007 12:29 pm
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At 8 --
You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 --
You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 --
You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 48 --
She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 58 --
She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 68 --
You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 78 --
If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 88 --
What story??? ?What bed??? ?Who the hell are you???
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BOKKE BRING HOME THE WORLDCUP
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Posted:Oct 21, 2007 10:52 am
Last Updated:Nov 2, 2007 1:27 pm
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Impi! wo 'nans' impi iyeza
Obani bengathinta amabhubesi?
All along the river Chelmsford's army lay asleep
Come to crush the of Mageba
Come to exact the Realm's price for peace
And in the morning as they saddled up to ride
Their eyes shone with the fire and the steel
The General told them of the task that lay ahead
To bring the People of the Sky to heel
Impi! wo 'nans' impi iyeza
Obani bengathinta amabhubesi?
Mud and sweat on polished leather
Warm rain seeping to the bone
They rode through the season's wet weather
Straining for a glimpse of the foe
Hopeless battalion destined to die
Broken by the Benders of Kings
Vainglorious General and Victorian pride
Would cost him and eight hundred men their lives
Impi! wo 'nans' impi iyeza
Obani bengathinta amabhubesi?
They came to the side of the mountain
Scouts rode out to spy the land
Even as the Realm's soldiers lay resting
Mageba's forces were at hand
And by the evening the vultures were wheeling
Above the ruins where the fallen lay
An ancient song as old as the ashes
Echoed as Mageba's warriors marched away
Impi! wo 'nans' impi iyeza
Obani bengathinta amabhubesi?
WELDONE BOKKE
VIVA SOUTH AFRICA
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RUGBY WORLDCUP
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Posted:Oct 19, 2007 10:06 am
Last Updated:Oct 26, 2007 2:54 pm
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They put our and wives in concentration camps
Plundered our farms and stole our animals to force us to give into them from hunger
They torched our houses and burnt our crops
ENGLAND
ITS PAYBACK TIME
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MY FRIENDS
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Posted:Oct 12, 2007 12:06 pm
Last Updated:Nov 2, 2007 12:02 pm
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Sometimes, When I feel like
nobody understands me,
it helps to think of my friends !
Nobody Understands
them
either!!
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THE BIRDS AND THE BEES
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Posted:Oct 11, 2007 8:31 am
Last Updated:Oct 26, 2007 2:29 pm
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Eight-year old little JOHNNY asked his mother the age-old question:
"How did I get here?"
His mother told him, "God sent you."
"And my Cousin Matt?"
"He sent him also" said the mother.
"Did God send you, too?" asked little Johnny.
"Yes, dear," the mother replied.
"Did God send dad, too?" asked little Johnny.
"Yes, dear," the mother replied.
"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" Johnny persisted.
"He sent them also." the mother said.
"Did He send their parents, too?" little Johnny asked.
"Yes, dear, He did," said the mother patiently.
"So you're telling me that there has been NO SEX in this family for
200years?
No wonder everyone's so grumpy around here."
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OFFICE ROMANCE
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Posted:Oct 10, 2007 8:43 am
Last Updated:Oct 26, 2007 1:14 pm
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Danny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Danny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.
Danny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
Boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
Pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
Girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
She responded, "The bastard used coins!"
Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
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A BIRTHDAY STORY
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Posted:Oct 9, 2007 9:40 am
Last Updated:Oct 10, 2007 6:18 am
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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his 's birthday.
He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, sir? We have:
Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95,
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95,
and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'
The amazed father asks: 'You what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: Sir...,
'Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and...One of Ken's Friends.
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MIND GAMES #4
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Posted:Oct 7, 2007 6:18 pm
Last Updated:Oct 8, 2007 11:36 am
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Click the pic and take a look at the picture, it is not animated. Your eyes are making it move. To test this, stare at one spot for a couple seconds and everything will stop moving. Or look at the black center of each circle and it will stop moving. But move your eyes to the next black center and the previous will move after you take your eyes away from it.... Weird
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