42 trip to mongolia
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Posted:Jul 8, 2014 2:36 pm
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FORTYTW ) oonagh
at the other end of the planet in a leafy gladed village 50k from the capital city of mongolia, ulan bator
we arrived; we ate our evening meal, we went outside the bar and sat drinking beer, lapping up the dying sun;
in the space of 5 minutes the temperature dropped by 25 fahreinheit/15° celsius, so from being pleasantly warm it became so chilly we put our coats on;
it continued getting cold until 8 o clock when we entered the yurt where there was alight a large stove made out of an oil drum; the smoke drifted up to the hole in the apex.......
stories got told, songs got sung;
at midnite the mongolian girls, who didn't apear to be working as employees of the camp site, but were just hanging around to see what was what , all disappeared, but not before threatening to come in to relight the fire before we woke in the morning;
as sure as myjobsworth i am awake at dawn, when a shy girl who i'd seen in the afternoon but not throughout the evening, comes in with sticks, glances at me, checks who's awake, nobody except me, smiles naturally, unconcerned, deftly lights the fire and disappears; its so cold i couldn't have removed from the warmth of the quilt, my hands and arms to embrace her,
had she run towards me, saying in mongolian
i love you more than mare's milk..........
after breakfast and a talk about some of the problems facing mongolia we are free to explore the surrounding countryside which reminds me of parts of scotland near loch lomond where i grew up; lots of birch and beech, some willow, some eastern pines
i go down a path formed by horses towards a large pond, some of it hidden by buddleia bushes; the air is still; i hear the movement and shuffle of horses; there i see the morning -fire girl leading a white stallion to the water , near to the other horses;: she doesn't see me initially, but sensing together girl and turn to look at me, i approach, but am not wanted; i take the other direction round the elongated end of the pond until i am out of view; i stop to hear what i can; her voice singing not so out of tune to western ears, but ......almost gaelic, like my friend oonagh from the isle of Lewis who i last saw 10 years ago, in paris in a cafe on the rue de rivoli; the occasion was the burning sensation type -
...............i set alight to a metal wire cage garbage barrel much to the consternation of the other coffedrinkers but of no concern to the sanguine waiter " you're not the first idiot to throw an unextinguished cigarette in there"
"anyway" he conitnued "it belongs to mr; chirac not the cafe"
the memory of oonagh was strong; her soft lilting voice..........she'd promised to teach me gaelic!!....... i hurried back for my appointment with lunch; after which various activities were mooted; i opted for riding which was to be conducted by qualfied riders as there were no saddles available;
imagine my pleasant surprise when i was to be accompanied by my morningfire girl; i hadn't ridden since i'd taken lessons as a nine year old; i had a pony and she was riding her stallion except it was a mare;
the countryside was good for riding as the ride didnt seem to be too hard but as the effort of straddling increased and my friend was gradually insisting on pacing up the horses , so we were cantering along, my useless shouting at this timid creature turned vamoose; i couldn't hear myself speak- there's much more noise riding a than you would think......
we rode for 5/6 miles and ended up in the glades by the pond,
she stopped her by the pond she pointed a finger at her breast," oona" this was her name , then the finger at me........ " jamie", i replied, then she started singing,
take any recording by my friend, professional harpist and singer, maggie macinnes of her mother's repertoire of gaelic songs and you will hear how oona, young mongolian girl sang............
i had to sing next: so i chose a song on a record by scottish folk singer ewen mccoll (married to peggy seeger)
i once loved a lassie; i loved her sae well
i hated all others who spake of her ill
and noo she's rewarded me we'el for my woes
for she' s gan to be wed to another
the men of yon forest they askit of me
how many strawberries grow in the salt sea
i askit them back with a tear in my e'e (=eye)
how many ships sail in the forest
we had reached the bar; she took the money she was owed for the riding lesson, stared at me hard and turned on her heels; goodbye, i muttered noiselessly; quickly say something meaningful......., she's slipping back into her world;
i didnt see her the following day and the final day i caught a glimpse of her at the ceremonial drinking of mare's milk to which we were all invited.................
..........................the mongolian gov't underfunded by the soviets had just abandonned subsdized secondary education
for nomads; i knew one bright spark who would suffer, she'll never know the uncanny number of coincidences that had happened to me since entering her domain.....
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140 ~~~~~~coser au SNCF
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Posted:Jul 7, 2014 5:58 pm
Last Updated:May 2, 2024 5:59 am
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140~~~~~~~~~~~coser au SNCF
avez-vous remarquez?
les employées du SNCF qui vendent les ticket
ont assumé un role très important dans les villes qui possedent un bureau de vente/gare
................ car le site SNCF intenrnet est completement nul et le telephone est absolument nul
...............alors, quest-ce qui restent, des employées aimable du SNCF qui a leur loisir s'installent derriere le grand vitre anti-cassable avec le petit micro cote , l'ordi compaq à un coté; l'ecran pas en vu,
je suppose qu'il y a trop de "fenetres" sur l'ecran qui disent "prix speciales ancien employés du SNCF" ou "prix promos pour les cousins des employés actuels"........
j'ai acheté un aller retour pour mon celibpartenaire de poitiers à rotterdam pour assister aux funebres de sa copine depuis université; le retour se fait sur le dimanche;
le vendeur avait patiemment répondu a toute sortes de questions d'un couple de vieux hommes; l'un d'eux, un peu plus jeune avait l'air de parrainer le plus vieux, c'etait comme il l'introduit a le "good service" des employés de bureau de vente; en revanche le plus vieux demandais comment aller un tel et une telle;
on dirait qu'il s'agissait de trois homme dans le bazaar de teheran discutant le prix d'un tapis de grand valeur; ca se prolongait pendant une bonne demi-heure et on etait pret a partir quand vite fait, "ah j'ai un ticket à acheter" c'était trop marrant
j'ai du retourner ce matin car quand je reviens chez moi, ma celibpartenaire exclame........
"c'est evident, les funebres se font pas sur dimaches, tete-bète, toi"
c'est le tour d'alphonse egalement a l'aise avec public; je lui passe le ticket à changer; il le prends dans les deux mains, le mettre a travers la fenetre ensoleilée comme si cétait une lettre de Napoleon a un de ses generales; examination completée, il m'avere,
"oui je crois que je vais pouvoir meme vouloir echanger pour vous,un de mes meilleurs de ses dernier cinq minutes, cet estimable ticket de train...... je mets ma note personelle avec, je serai eventuellement obligé a vous cher monsieur, si vous le passeriez a mon collegue hollandais, mr frichtoofen, a Rotterdam; il explique pourquoi vous etes un tel estimable ...........
"un euro 40 de plus, monsieur", la reverie est cassé
qu'est-ce que je gagne pour ça?????
bravo SNCF, toujours un peu moins cher qu'Air F
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259 ~~~~~~~~~~santasassy
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Posted:Jul 7, 2014 3:55 pm
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259++++++++++++santasassy
Santa fell down the chimney
Santa's bliss was not remiss,
On falling down the chimney piece;
Recovered nicely; glass of whisky;
Ended up just fine and frisky.
Finds my bedroom door is open;
Softly enters, soft words spoken;
"This must be a boy in here,
Judging by the boyish gear"
"I think he's rather old for gifts",
He mutters, as thru his sack he sifts.
By now i know i'm wide awake;
I'm thinking, "heck is this a fake?"
I'm sixteen and I don't believe
In santas, pixies, adam's eve.
I'm sensing something strangely queer,
As thru the gloom I vainly peer.
"If that's you mother, switch the light;
You nearly gave me quite a fright.
I'm smelling such a pleasant smell.
I really don't know what to tell
"If you're a burglar, I've no money".
A voice replies, "no problem honey".
Approaching closer, there's the sound,
As santa's clothes drop to the ground.
The blanket on my bed's pulled back;
I've got a santa in the sack!
The beard comes off, the moustache too.
Hello, she says, how do you do?"
"Well I'm the female santa fairy;
"I'm hot and svelte, not gruff and hairy.
"I'm santa's , Santasassy
"I'm here to indulge your fantasassy
"You mentioned sometime back in june
"You wanted to get laid and soon
"So now, you horny little man,
"Make love to me the best you can.
Her skin was soft, her touch was sure
Her body was so sweet and pure
I hoped the night would never end
With santasassy, my new friend
But after what seemed hours of bliss
We shared a last and lingering kiss
"See you around, I don't know when"
I imagined she had other men
At breakfast things seemed bitter sweet
My mother said "why don't you eat?"
"You're half asleep! go on! lie down!
We're meeting granny up in town".
And so that christmas day at lunch,
We dined in some hotel for brunch.
Some were getting gifts from Santa;
"Ho, ho, ho," the endless mantra.
My dick was sore from the night I'd spent;
I excused myself to find the gents;
When i was just about to enter;
The door was blocked by the foot of Santa.
"These are not in use today,
Ho, ho, ho, please come this way".
'Twas the sexy voice, the swaying sachay
Of my fairy friend, soft Santasassy.
Her room was number sixty nine;
My dick was cured in the quickest time.
Santasassy and I got hitched;
We live in Lapland..........life's a bitch!!
같같같v
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ski ecole style suisse
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Posted:Jul 7, 2014 12:34 pm
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le soleil se déjaunit et s'expurge dans un pourriture de ciel grisasse; le temperature diurnal qui n'a jamais atteint plus de zero, s'est baissé terriblement....... il recommança à neiger
"jamie? j'ai tellement froid..ça va finir bientot?
"j'ai du neige dans mes godasses et les pieds ont tellement mal !...
ce sont mes frères, qui se plaingent.....
"moi aussi, je reponds, dans une voix que j'espere qu'ils trouvent empathique, "allez....... il faut pas perdre notre route......
je tombe encore une fois, les gants cotons completement mouillés servent quandmeme de gener les lames de neige englacées de lacerer les mains........
je hurle vers la neige et la tenebre qui descend; je maudis à ceux qui m'ont approvisioné, moi et mes deux frères, avec du denim et coton conformant à un promenade printannier à Paris, plutot que des vetements d'hiver alpenois........ qui conviennent des temperatures effectif de moins 10 degrés.......
nous nous sommes battu contre les elements et enfin sont arrivés a notre but, presque crevés; mais plein de passion.....
"pourquoi vous nous avez laissé touts seules là-bas, monsieur
"je sais pas dont tu parles, il repete dans sa propre langue, et continue avec un souris sadistique........"you like come in 2 days, in 3 o' clock, in Engadiner skischule; we make same walk again.......hé, hé, hé
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5~~~~~~~~~the HUBRIS of KUBRIK
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Posted:Jul 5, 2014 8:08 pm
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5~~~~~~~~~~~~~~the Hubris of Kubrik
le directeur du film 2001, Stanley Kubrick, après sa reussite voulait faire un musical et il a employe un tribu de l'irianjaya qui s'appellaient
les koudosi pour chanteurs de choeur; il filmait ça dans la mer du nord sur un platforme gas; vite fait il leur a coupe leur nom jusqu'a koudo no1, koudo no2etc; et il a renvoye la plus grande partie chez eux avec leur gigantesque valise de rattan; il n'a gardé que quelques -un moins agés; bien sur les femmes n'avaient jamais ete invite ; c'etait trop violent , la mise en scene et la mer aussi; de toute facon en bref parceque vous vous endormez, les cuties -c'etait comme ca que les ouvriers petroliers
les appellaient- svait oublié de sortir de la gigantesque valise leurs couvercles peniles, les cache-bytes,
joliment orné des dents de leurs ennemis; et maintenat le chagrin, non, pire que ça, c'etait un example parfait de Hubris chaque koudosi cutie sentait un tel sens de ce sacré hubris, car on a rapidement bricolé des cache-bytes du carton des Frosties et les koudosi avaient du porté leurs nouveaux cache-bytes depourvus des perles et dents; pour bientot finir voici l'incident qui a engenrée le mot; koudo, que ces jours-la, on est tout a l'aise avec
c'était quand 2 ouvriers petroliers faisaient la bagarre et un est tombé a mort 33 metres en sous, on n'a pas pu empecher une dizaine des koudosi de plonger dans la mer pour voir s'ils pourraient qqchs; alors le film etaient abandonne et les 16 koudosi ont pris des femmes anglaises et vivent jusqua nos jours en East Anglia où il ya un peu moins de voyous qu'ailleurs; mais ils avaient promis chacun a leurs nouvelles femmes qu'ils rejetent la vie traditionel ; "des maintenant", koudosi no 11 a annonce a marriage, " je ne mangerai plus mes camarades ni mes ennemis, je prefere le rosbif et la bonne bouffe anglaise
je ne donne pas beaucoup de validite au theories qui disent que ça vient des mots" un coup d'eau;" un coup de main c'est plus vraisemblable, ça nous aurait donné
koudema comme oedema
je rejete qu'il peut avoir le moindre lien avec un tribu montagnard de sudest d'europe, le xkudoxxi qui n'avaient jamais su comment ca ce prononcait, leur nom; ils avaient pas besoin; nous sommes nous ok;
la monnaie portugais a ete nommé apres les koudo, mais ça date de 16ieme siecle; un missionaire a marchande la gomme pour des plantes impatiens et le chef des koudosi
lui a presenté avec un crane " s koudo s", il a repeté "s koudo s"; en portugal le roi a rigole et ainsi tout le court et ça s'est collé, bizarre mais vrai
this was first published in 2009
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277~~~~~~~~~~~what am i??
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Posted:Jul 5, 2014 7:31 pm
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277~~~~~~~~~~what am I??
je suis et je continuerai d'etre un bon fiston: voici, j'suis devenu un pyramidiste, quel horreur!!
these are the seven things you should know about me
1) i love sex with women
2) i'm sarcastic, funny, caustic, witty, humorous
3) i'm easy-going, tolerant, non-racist, atheistic, good-tempered, understanding, moderate
4) i'm slim, blue eyed, grey haired, hairless, shaved, athletic-looking, strong, ex-sporty type
5) i cook e.g. bread, ice-cream, one-pot peasant-style cooking; i'm creative, i make things, i modify things; for me there's always a better way to organize something
6) i have no , but that's just happened that way; i love , they love me, 'cos i play at their level and i play well; i talk to everyone as an equal and reciprocate respect!!
7) i love jazz and folk music, classical and pop, blues and soul;
i like films of all sorts; i like trees, hills, the sea, small cities, big towns, countryside; i love eating, i love journeying, i like writing, which i believe i'm good at (see my blog!!)
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276~~~~~~~~~conspiracy
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Posted:Jul 5, 2014 7:25 pm
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276~~~~~~~~~~~~~~conspiracy
apparently people who can support the bites and sting of all kinds of insect and arachnid life-forms are being commandeered into a vast breeding program, which nonchalantly uses two metal hologrammatic discs set into a bracelet, usually persuaded by their spouse or a friend, to wear the bracelet 24/24 ........
the hologram disc collects all the information the insect community need for the pursuance of the breeding program in their chosen human................
we must discard the bracelets furtively other wise we will begin to face a huge epidemic.............
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275~~~~~~~~~~versification
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Posted:Dec 10, 2011 4:47 pm
Last Updated:Dec 31, 2011 7:32 pm
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275~~~~~~~~~~~versification
les mots sont des copains et copines pour moi
Une jolie jeune fille qui s'appelle Chantal,
fromagophile, surtout du cantal,
fait l'amour sur le four
A un fiston de Tours
"c'est un acte plus physique que mental"
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Chantal, alors, adore le cantal
ni un ni doux, ni fort ni four
ni one ni two, ni strong, ni 4
alors, c'est vrai? dis donc! mais quoi......?
si si, elle aime le cantal trois !!
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273~~~~~~~~summer fruit
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Posted:Sep 4, 2011 9:05 pm
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2014 3:39 pm
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i'm giving it away, plenty ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
plenty~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
plenty, plent, pent, ent,
here it comes, a perfectly curved formation~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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272~~~~~~~~~~~~de la procuration
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Posted:Oct 18, 2010 6:29 pm
Last Updated:Mar 19, 2011 7:48 pm
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272~~~~~~~~~~~~de la procuration
quand j'avais dix-sept ans mon pere a organise une femme a m'accompagner dans l'avion des antilles jusqu'a londres mais avec un stop a luxembourg pendant dix heures; tout ce qu'il m'avait raconte au sujet d'elle, c'est que mariage n'allait pas bien et que nous pourrions nous entendre tres bien; la premiere partie du vol consistait de la conversation; elle a du avoir 40 ans, car fils, l'aine, avait le meme age que moi; nous sommes arrives a luxembourg et elle m'a suggere en meme temps baillant, que nous prenons une chambre dans un hotel; tant pis pour moi qu'a ce moment j'avais pas de ''travellers cheques'' bien sur ni des francs luxembourgeois, alors c'est a ce moment-la que j'ai rate toute possibilite de me faire seduire....... mais je n'ai pas laisser tomber; j'ai persuade une banque luxembourgeois d'echanger assez des dollars est-carribean en francs l. pour louer une voiture, et j'ai persuade la societe de me louer une voiture avec permis de conduire provisoire! on a fait le tour des ardennes, elle muette et moi si raide d'erection que j'ai du lui demande de conduire; j'ai passe par le front de la voiture avec mon erection qui ne voulait pas cesser et j'ai ouvert la porte pour elle .........j'imagine qu'elle se disait....''trop jeune, trop jeune'' ...... je pense que ca aurait ete la premiere fois de sa vie de seduire un garcon ...... tant pis pour nous deux........
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271.......factor x poem
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Posted:Oct 6, 2010 7:44 pm
Last Updated:Jul 5, 2014 11:58 am
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sly old simon met a pieman going to the fair
says sly old simon to the pieman,''let me see your wares..
''commercialize these 2 white pies, one of them shall win my prize.....
''this fairy tale with attitude, means the planet owes me gratitude''
sings simon as he best knows how,''heh, heh, hee, hee,''you're my brands now''
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269 ======== 58-1 j'ai dixhuit mois dans la neige
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Posted:Apr 20, 2010 8:46 pm
Last Updated:May 2, 2024 5:59 am
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269 ======== 58-1 j'ai dixhuit mois dans la neige
un de mes memoires le plus tot de ma vie.........
il neigait et moi j'etais endormi dans un landau dehors de la porte d'entree a la cuisine chez nous a Helensburgh en Ecosse; la neige tombait doucement en grands floccons secs; une copine de ma mere est arrive pour dire bonjour, coser et cafe; elle a vu que mon visage et ma tete sont presque disparus sous d'une couche de neige et elle m'a essuye doucement le visage...........
je me suis reveille et j'ai entendu rire les deux jeunes femmes; j'imagine leurs visages brillants et jolis...........
c'est pourquoi la plus part de ma vie, j'ignorai les temps extremes
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268========HAITIAN EQUATION
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Posted:Jan 23, 2010 3:23 pm
Last Updated:Apr 20, 2010 7:10 pm
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January 23, 2010 - Saturday
17 ==========HAITIAN EQUATION
THIS IS AGENT DOUBLE OH!77 reporting from just outside the port o' prince aerodrome compound........... from where i've just ben evicted with all other non-us citizens..........
i didnt need to use my syringe of truth drug on the commandant, major-general Thuse (call me neddy any day!)..........
I asked him to confirm our suspicions about the purpose of the 11000 strong american ''aid'' contingent in HAITI; he replied to me, ''hey, y'all see that there concrete foundation just on the right side of that bush over there, that's where McSporrans newest burger place is due to open in a couple of weeks time...........we're stuck here, the victims of burger-syndrome, nothin to do all the day long 'cept pick my nose and play cards.......we're the ones that need the aid.......... some of the guys have been complaining that this was a push-over war and i agree with them.... god i need another pina colada ......... hey Double oh!77, do y'all happen to know which caribbean island i'm on???
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