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Posted:Dec 26, 2014 7:37 am
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2014 6:04 pm
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You made it thru Xmas day. I know one thing I am staying away from the malls. today.
We even got a little snow last night so I can get my snow blower out.
Doing anything exciting today??
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I found out
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Posted:Dec 25, 2014 12:00 pm
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2014 5:21 am
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What Santa does in the off season. I am keeping this for next year when he calls me naughty. LOL.
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Merry Christmas
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Posted:Dec 24, 2014 5:47 pm
Last Updated:Dec 25, 2014 6:51 pm
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To all my great friends on here.
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That is just great
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Posted:Dec 23, 2014 9:07 pm
Last Updated:Dec 24, 2014 5:37 pm
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Are weather is still holding. They say snow tomorrow tho.
Boy did I get confused today. I went to pick up the mail I had a notice from the post office parcel to pick up. I thought that is weird I just picked one up last Saturday. So I drove there and showed them the slip. They scanned it and you already picked it up last week.
Do stuff like that happen to you??
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LOL
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Posted:Dec 22, 2014 10:49 pm
Last Updated:Dec 23, 2014 10:53 pm
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The Smiths were unable to conceive and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, ‘Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.’
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. ‘Good morning, Ma’am’, he said, ‘I’ve come to…’
‘Oh, no need to explain,’ Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, ‘I’ve been expecting you.’
‘Have you really?’ said the photographer. ‘Well, that’s good. Did you know babies are my specialty?’
‘Well that’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat’.
After a moment she asked, blushing, ‘Well, where do we start?’
‘Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.’
‘Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn’t work out for Harry and me!’
‘Well, Ma’am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I’m sure you’ll be pleased with the results.’
‘My, that’s a lot!’, gasped Mrs. Smith.
‘Ma’am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I’d love to be In and out in five minutes, but I’m sure you’d be disappointed with that.’
‘Don’t I know it,’ said Mrs. Smith quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. ‘This was done on the top of a bus,’ he said.
‘Oh, my word!’ Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
‘And these twins turned out exceptionally well – when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.’
‘She was difficult?’ asked Mrs. Smith.
‘Yes, I’m afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look’
‘Four and five deep?’ said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
‘Yes’, the photographer replied. ‘And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling – I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.’
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. ‘Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh…equipment?’
‘It’s true, Ma’am, yes.. Well, if you’re ready, I’ll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.’
‘Tripod?’
‘Oh yes, Ma’am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It’s much too big to be held in the hand very long.’
Mrs. Smith fainted
Last one before I go to bed.
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I hope
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Posted:Dec 22, 2014 8:53 am
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2014 7:32 pm
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You are all ready for xmas. I just have to run to the store for a few more items.
Do you have any items you have forgot??
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So excited today
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Posted:Dec 21, 2014 7:46 am
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2014 1:21 pm
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Winter Solstice today.
Yesterday I started to germinate some organic lemon seeds
Did you do anything exciting this week end??
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Saturday.
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Posted:Dec 20, 2014 12:43 pm
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2014 7:16 am
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Does your chase skunks?? Mine did when I had one.
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Some People.
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Posted:Dec 19, 2014 7:11 pm
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2014 5:26 pm
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Get mad at you when you try to give them a helping hand. LOL.
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Sick
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Posted:Dec 19, 2014 4:13 pm
Last Updated:Dec 21, 2014 5:24 pm
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And don't want to go to work. Try this.
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Sunrise
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Posted:Dec 19, 2014 10:27 am
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2014 2:05 pm
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Today. If your driving this weekend drive safe.
Merry Xmas.
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For those that need it
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Posted:Dec 18, 2014 11:54 am
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2014 2:04 pm
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A way out LOL . Just print it out and fill in your name.
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