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| "I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I've been up linked and downloaded, I've been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!
I'm new wave, but I'm old school and my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive and from time to time I'm radioactive.
Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I'm on-point, on-task, on-message and off drug s. I've got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I'm in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!
I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can't shut me up. You can't dumb me down because I'm tireless and I'm wireless, I'm an alpha male on beta-blockers.
I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I'm a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and I've got a love-child that sends me hate mail.
But, I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing-- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I'm gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.
I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the "F" word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore--no soft porn.
I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I'm toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I've been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.
I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I've got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I'm hangin in, there ain't no doubt and I'm hangin tough, over and out!"
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GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER Affairlook
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Posted:Jun 27, 2013 6:35 pm
Last Updated:Jun 27, 2013 7:04 pm
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OK here is the deal, I am VERY interested in this woman on her, she is a country cuteee and as sweet as can be, now she is on my "friends" list so here is the deal
My "friends" list says she is NOT online. Her profile says she is. My notifications says she just viewed my profile; BUT when you go to view all notifications it says she has not been on in 3+ months...LOL even though she sent me email last night....
OK Affairlook...NOW IT IS YOUR TURN TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!!!!
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Crossing the boundries?
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Posted:Jun 13, 2013 9:50 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2024 12:34 am
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I was talking to a woman on here, no I wont say her name, things were going well. But all of a sudden she gets pissed because I was sending her a couple of texts...about 10 in a 24 hour period, mainly asking how her day was because I knew she was having a stressful day and I was trying to get her to relax or talk about it.
BUT.... all of a sudden she sends me a message saying that I crossed a boundary and that she is no longer interested. I asked her what boundary I crossed and how was I to know there was one if you don't tell me first that there was one...
I consider myself to be a nice guy..and IF I a potential partner set up boundaries I would respect them..but HOW THE FUCK am I to know there are any or what they are if they are not discussed prior.
I asked for a second chance since neither of us discussed any set limits or boundaries and was told hell no.
So besides me writing this I am and have moved on...
BUT the question I ask of all of you is this.
Would you get pissed off at a potential partner for crossing a boundary if nothing was stated before hand? Or would you be upset, but inform her/him that there is a line and that they are coming close to crossing it and to back off; and then get pissed if they don't...LOL.
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Anyone else sick of the drama in the chat rooms?
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Posted:Jun 11, 2013 4:15 pm
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2013 7:19 pm
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No matter what room I go to...Local or other wise, it seems like someone is there to stir up or create drama. While I am a supporter of the First Amendment, I still get sick of it. It has kept me out of enjoying some nice conversations. On top of that are we in Middle or High School? My god people grow up!!!
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Can you read this???
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Posted:Feb 7, 2013 4:57 pm
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2013 6:31 pm
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Truth, Honor, Trust and most of all Respect
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Posted:Jan 30, 2013 7:09 pm
Last Updated:Jan 31, 2013 7:30 am
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A couple of weeks ago I started chatting with a woman on here...and for once Affairlook did not live up to its nickname! We had some very erotic discutions and had plenty of normal to get to know you chats. We met. on a Thursday, to get to know each other as we were both looking for the same thing. I thought it went well, we talked got to know each other and even kissed good night. One of the things we talked about is being honest with people you are considering to be potential playmates. She agreed completely! We both felt that if there was not connection that one should be honest and truthful with that person.
We did not chat much over the next couple of days due to one issue or another...Next thing I know she is telling me she may be dating another guy and that she is sorry....
She went out with him over the weekend and that she is sorry. She said that I looked like her cousins. I had sent her pics of me, she knew what I looked like so it was not a suprise...
I am not upset that she went out with another, I do not own her nor were we dating...BUT...here she is telling me she is interested in, desired me, wanted me, got wet just thinking of me...AGREED with me that it is better to be honest and truthful upfront. AND THEN she lied to me!!!! IF she had been honest from the begining I would have been cool, and ok with it. BUT it was the lack of honor and blatant lies she told me to my face that pisses me off to no end.
Well I have moved on...I was attracted to her yes, but this is not the batchlorete where eveyone falls in love in a matter of a couple of weeks...LOL..so I am looking again Any takers LOL...
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Pick up lines
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Posted:Jan 24, 2013 10:46 am
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2013 4:22 pm
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What is the best and/or the worst pickup lines you have used, or have been used on you?
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