So Me Right Now...And It Sucks.
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Posted:Oct 29, 2012 7:45 pm
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2016 7:15 pm
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COLD BY CROSSFADE
Looking back at me I see that
I never really got it right
I never stopped to think of you,
I'm always wrapped up in things I cannot win
You are the antidote that gets me by,
Something strong like a drug that gets me high
What I really meant to say
Is I'm sorry for the way I am
I never meant to be so cold
Never meant to be so
Cold to you, I'm sorry about all the lies,
Maybe in a different light,
You can see me stand on my own again
Cause now I can see
You are the antidote that got me by,
Something strong like a drug that got me high
What I really meant to say
Is I'm sorry for the way I am
I never meant to be so cold
Never meant to be so cold
I never meant to be, so cold
I never really wanted you to see
The screwed-up side of me
That I keep locked inside of me so deep,
It always seems to get to me
I never really wanted you to go
So many things you should have known
I guess for me there's just no hope;
I never meant to be so cold
What I really meant to say
Is I'm sorry for the way I am (Is I'm sorry for the way)
I never meant to be so cold
Never meant to be so cold
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Some Humor for Friday
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Posted:Oct 26, 2012 12:22 pm
Last Updated:Oct 27, 2012 11:16 am
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Was listening to the comedy of Robin Williams, I thought these were funny. Hope you enjoy.
Robin Williams on alcoholics:
We think we are sexy too because we'll come up to women going like "Hey baby. Were you parents retarded because you sure are special?"
Robin Williams on getting tattoos when drunk:
Girls if you want to get that lovely tattoo of the sunrise rising out of your ass crack , gorgeous when your 20 but when your 50 it's an octupus chasing a fucking starfish.
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Peeping Tom's Face VS. Father's Fist
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Posted:Oct 25, 2012 11:29 am
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2018 3:14 pm
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A peeping tom got his just deserves from a father of a 15 year old girl.
Too bad the Peeping Tom's other eye wasn't closed shut as well.
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You Can Shave The Baby?
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Posted:Oct 22, 2012 6:00 pm
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2016 7:17 pm
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Think I found that special Christmas for my nephews.
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Feeling A Little Girlie Tonight
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Posted:Oct 18, 2012 8:40 pm
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2012 5:22 pm
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I'm not douching my vagina (I'm out of douche. Writing douche on my grocery list now so when I go to the store tomorrow I won't forget.)
I'm not dressing up in women clothes or putting on makeup (I can't now. My grandma hid all that stuff after the last time she caught me. Just kidding. She is dead. It's my grandpa's stuff. Where do you think I get it from?)
I'm not cooking dinner in the kitchen , cleaning the bathroom, or doing laundry ("Oh no he didn't." I did but relax women of 2012. It's a joke. Your skin should be thickened by now to take a low blow to the vagina from me. You know I have mad love for all y'all. Some more than others. Mila Kunis...call me!!!).
And I'm not wearing my bikini for a car wash fundraiser (It's Michigan. Too cold for that shit right now. And my nipples get hard as diamonds. I would slice up a windshield with those things.)
I decided to listen to these albums tonight...
Ellie Goulding -- Halycon
Karmin -- Hello
Ke$ha -- Warrior
Kimbra -- Vows
Nothing wrong with a dude getting in touch with his feminine side every now and then.
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Happy 40th Birthday Eminem
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Posted:Oct 17, 2012 8:58 pm
Last Updated:Oct 18, 2012 9:08 pm
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And with his first single "My Name Is", I thought "One hit wonder white rapper." Just shows you I know shit about white rappers. 
Whatever you do next in your career, don't do what Rock did 
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I'm hot for teacher
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Posted:Oct 16, 2012 1:49 pm
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2012 1:51 pm
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Sarah Jones, former teacher and current Cincinnati Bengal cheerleader, pled guilty to sex with a 17 year old student.
Man, did I ever go to the wrong high school.
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Karma is a bitch
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Posted:Oct 16, 2012 9:05 am
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2012 5:22 pm
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As if Detroit needs more scandal. 
Police chief and pastor Ralph Godbee had an affair with Angelica Robinson, an internal affairs officer (apparently taking her title literally).
After finding out the good pastor was spreading the word of the lord onto another woman at a conference, the sweet, innocent, married Angelica Robinson took to Twitter (as most venegeful mistresses do) and posted a photo of herself with a gun in her mouth.
When the report came out she was married, I thought "Go ahead and pull the trigger. Your brain isn't there anyways so you'll just add to the collection of holes in your head."
I don't feel bad for her at all. Karma is a bitch and kicked her square in the vagina. She was married and cheated with someone who has a history of cheating on women. So you can't play the victim role when you are now the one being cheated on  . You now know how your husband feels.
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So what did you do this weekend?
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Posted:Oct 15, 2012 5:53 pm
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2012 11:04 pm
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Oh...nothing much. Just did a free fall from space.
Was anybody else hoping his eyes would pop out like Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie Total Recall?
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My Aunt Is Better Than Your Aunt
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Posted:Oct 1, 2012 7:23 pm
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2014 6:25 pm
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My aunt is super!!! She has been through a lot of shit in her life and yet she still maintains her positive attitude and outlook on life.
She has been a victim of domestic violence, suffers from MS (multiple sclerosis), depression, recently lost her home, and is now in remission from stage IV breast cancer. Even during these hard times she is enduring, she has the compassion to be concerned about the shit I am going through.
Her generostity makes the church look like Scrooge. For two weeks, I helped her pack and move out of her house. She doesn't have a lot of money but she always offered me gas money or stuff from her house she didn't want anymore. Of course I didn't accept any of it.
Unfortunately, her generosity is taken advantage of. Her friend (who was a complete useless bitch with helping my aunt move  ) was more concerned about what she could take from my aunt then helping her move. It was absolutely ridiculous. She would take car and trailor loads of shit from my aunt. My aunt gave her a pool table and a month later the bitch sold it for $250.
Today I picked up my aunt to drop her off at my mom's house. I didn't mind the 2 hour round trip to do this for her. The whole time we talked about my problems. She said to call her anytime I need to talk.
For some fucked up reason, 2 of her sisters and a don't even talk to her. How could you be so angry at a person like this?
I wish I had even a little bit of her courage, strength, and determination.
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Casey Gagliardi
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Posted:Sep 30, 2012 5:43 pm
Last Updated:Nov 24, 2018 3:13 pm
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She is a super cutie  throughout the whole video 
Check her out in the video "Give Me Your Hand (Best Song Ever)" by The Ready Set. The song is eh but that's not why I am watching it.
She is the definition of "The Girl Next Door".
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You Can't Go Wrong With Free!!!
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Posted:Sep 29, 2012 9:33 am
Last Updated:Sep 3, 2014 6:20 pm
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Unless it's advertised on Craigslist. Here are some of the fantastic deals I can't believe people are just giving away for free.
1. 9 buckets of concrete--They make perfect lawn decorations for hoarders.
2. A dozen empty egg cartons--Seller would hate to just throw away these priceless collectibles. As a bonus, on day of pickup you can have whatever else the Seller would hate to throw out.
3. 3 boxes of unopened Sweetner--For the days you forget to have Tim Hortons add in the sweetner to your coffee, just stop by the seller's house and pick it up from the porch.
4. A broken 36" TV--This is perfect timing. I was looking for a broken TV to replace the one I have which is working.
5. Encyclopedias--Seller is downsizing...from what? The 1800's.
6. Spicy cumin chick pea packets--Expiration date is April 2012. Damn!!! Just can't catch a break.
7. Black walnuts--Take as many as you want since you will be the one picking them off the ground.
8. Brown GroceryBags--???
9. Funiture for scrap--This has to be a joke. "I have some idems to get red of like furniture that is made of madel, I have two basketball stands the kind that rolls, one is in vary good shape the other one can be uesd for skrap and ther is a blue couch as well. All these idems must be pict up at one time"
10. Cheapo toilet seat round plastic--This will go great with the free one-piece toilet I just found.
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