Exes.....
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Posted:Dec 15, 2007 12:54 am
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2008 11:01 pm
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It currently smells like sweat anger and shame in my apartment, lol. It's a quote form Family Guy when Brian went to break up with his dense girlfriend and ends up hooking up instead.
My roommate came back after a couple hours at the bar with his ex. I'll let you connect the dots. Basically I'm just very, very unhappy that I'm not sleeping. They like to have loud sex; complete with slapping, etc lol. It's a very pleasant way to enjoy TV, or wake up in the middle of the night. I of coarse am being sarcastic.
They definitely needed to break up when they did. I hope we don't go and start that again. I can def do without the loud periodic sex at night again too.
So anyone else frequent the sweat, anger, and shame? I'd have to admit that I've thought about it before. There's something to be said for what works and was good especially when you are perpetually single, but the inevitable strings that come with it just wouldn't be worth it. What about everyone else? Are exes out of bounds?
Did I mention my ears are bleeding right now.................. Someone save me please.......
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The DMV
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Posted:Dec 15, 2007 12:45 am
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2007 1:21 am
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Well, I don't think I'm allowed to say Louisiana is all bad. I like to joke that it is. The weather here is summer is horrid, and the bureaucracy is just crazy fucked in general. It's very fat catish and just bass ackwards too often.
But, I feel like I might have to take a bit of that back. I have had some problems that I alluded to the other day with Mississippi and getting my car stuff transferred to LA. MS took about a year to send me my last copy of my title (which they never gave me initially) through much red tape and annoyance. They also took 5 months to send me a copy of my last registration. It was funny cause my proof of insurance actually lapsed while I was waiting for MS.
This normally wouldn't bother me. I'm a good driver and never in danger of getting pulled over for cops to see that tag, registration, and inspection are out of date (I don't feel bad cause I didn't have too much control).
So anyways, my car had a problem about 3 months ago. I fixed it, and just asa I was pulling out the socket wrench the socket fell off and into part of the belt assembly where I couldn't reach it. So, my car basically works, it just has a socket that keeps the belt from turning right. And, I can't get it towed to get it fixed by AAA because the tags and such are out of date. I've just been a little less mobile for the last 2-3 months.
Anyways, I got the title in the mail a couple days ago and today was the first day I had free time to go and get it set up in LA. I went and the lady at the DMV I dealt with was real nice and chatted with me and I was done within maybe 10 min of arriving there. I know it's kind of an urbana legend, but I don't think I've ever been in and out of the DMV that quick.
SO tomorrow I can finally get my car towed and fixed. YAY!!!!! And, good job LA for getting some good bureaucracy. (MS, you still suck though).
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Relief.... kinda
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Posted:Dec 13, 2007 7:34 pm
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2007 7:38 pm
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Whew.... finally done for the semester. I just gave a fun 30 min presentation to end my semester. I can't say it was my best work, but my boss wasn't upset. He wasn't ecstatic, but he was ok. I am not happy with myself, but right now I'll take it and call it a learning experience.
Which is good cause I've been about to get sick for about a week now. Ya know when you get home at night tired everyday cause your body is working overtime and you wake up with a heavy head and have to blow your nose once to clear your sinuses for the next 9 hours or so before you start to feel heavy again. I am right there. Normally this would be sick time for most, but I've been doing my damnedest with my energies, thoughts, feelings, and relaxation to try and stave it off. Tomorrow woulda been so sweet if I didn't have to go to the DMV. I'll leave that for tomorrow maybe cause it deserves a rant of its own. So now I can just really just focus on my body for a couple days and let my brain rest.
Saturday work even be ok and stress-less....
I have also been slacking here lately. I've been enjoying a friend's blog lately and doing most of my rambling there. But I spose that's ok cause I don't have a huge following here. This post has got to be a bit slow too, but hey.... they can't all be gems now can they, lol.
Right well I'm off to relax, catch the end of the broncos game. Stupid Cutler is my fantasy quarterback and he's sucking it up tonight. Mmmmm chinese take out too.... love the schezcuan; nice and spicy with sweet and sour. Yay, and then I can take a nice long hot shower for the first time in awhile without being in a hurry and take a NICE LONG SLEEP.
Ta
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Fun post - "If we had sex" game
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Posted:Dec 5, 2007 11:45 pm
Last Updated:Dec 30, 2007 11:19 am
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For those of you who run in the same blog circles, you may have seen this on another page or two. It sounded like good fun so I thought I'd copy it and see what popped up.
If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you'll never know who really wants to do you!
1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you whisper in my ear?
3. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
4. Would you say my name?
5. Would you go down on me?
6. Would you let me give you a hickie?
7. How many rounds would we go?
8. What would you wanna do afterwards?
9. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?
10. Would you lick and bite me all over?
11. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?
12. Would you want me to take my time?
13. Would you want me to go fast or slow?
14. Where would you wanna "do it"?
15. Would you be loud or quiet?
16. Would you mind if i liked you?
17. Would you do it today?
18. Would you do it tomorrow?
19. Would you call me in the morning?
20. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?
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awesome satire
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Posted:Dec 5, 2007 8:01 pm
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2008 11:00 pm
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I just saw the funniest satire ever. The movie "american dreamz" not only makes fun of american idol, it also manages to make fun of bush, terrorism, society at large and pretty much every other currently relavant sociopolitical issue.
I laughed so hard. Though, I think that may be because american idol is the center of all that is wrong with the world and bush is the bringer of stupid evil.
anywyas, if you haven't seen it, it is a must see.
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Hell: as explained by a chemist
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Posted:Dec 1, 2007 7:40 am
Last Updated:Dec 1, 2007 10:58 am
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Lots have probably seen this already, but it's funny and you know I had to put up a chemistry joke.
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.
The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of ell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
- If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. OR,
- If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, “It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follow that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct….leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting “Oh, my God.”
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AND A+
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So..... It's been awhile
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Posted:Nov 28, 2007 6:57 pm
Last Updated:Dec 12, 2007 5:44 pm
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I'd like to say that the only reason I haven't been around in a long while (at least posting that is) is because I have had an insanely busy life. Though that is a part of the reason I have also been kinda BLAH lately. Not vanilla or undecided, but working through stuff in my mind about who I am, who I want to be, and what is really important to me.
Right now, I'm taking an eating break (veggie chili) from writing a 10 page research paper that is due..... yesterday kinda, but not really till tomorrow. I kinda skipped out a bit early from work to go help a friend move tonight.
Work is important to me because I do love it, but I think at this point it's more about proving something to myself (earning my phd). And yet, it doesn't seem to ever take precedence in my life.... at least when I choose. I have often pondered if I procrastinate because I'm not happy or just cause I was being a lazy bitch.
But, I suppose people ARE the one thing more important that work and such. So, now I lead this life "dedicated" to educating and learning but it never seems to fulfill life and I wonder where the hole is and what is missing. I have had this quote in my minds eye for about the last week. "Intelligence and character - these are the true goals of education." (Anyone know who?) And, I wonder am I not really there because I am not doing that part of it that is most important to me; the idealistic learning and growing which is why I love my job in research and teaching.
I think since I started back in grad school about 1.5 years ago I have let myself get drawn into working to get work done, towards a future about earning potential, and about physical commercial work instead of teaching, learning, and growing. I've always been a bit of an idealist which is a lot of what alienates me from the world. I'm a vegetarian, not drinking, health freak, who makes like 19K a year at the age of 27 despite some 9 years of higher education. A lot of things in my life happened and changed as and just before starting school again here and I can't help but wonder just how it effected me and if I'm on some wrong path for me.
I can't believe that it's a wrong path, so maybe the motivation or the practicality of what I'm doing....?
And I'm not even gonna go off on social life and meeting people (too much). This whole on line thing screams of commercialism and sex as opposed to people and caring and all my crazy "ideals" with people. I want to meet people, but where does it fit into the life. Is there socially redeeming things about being here or is it really all just about sex and people who don't put real value in relationships of .... any sort..........
And, yet we all have ourselves, our bodies, our choices, our minds, our urges, our lives to answer to and to be accountable for. What do I want to see when I look back in 1 year, 10 years, as I die. I'm not so worried about wasting time, just being true to me and not wasting that and the opportunities that I really care about because I'm constipated in one way or another......
And..... back to paper writing.... don't suppose anyone has a random paper laying around about reversible addition fragmentation termination polymerization? Just kidding.....
Ta all
o, btw the quote is MLK. Everyone o should know a thing or two that the man said. He was a GIANT in all respects.
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Shold we take offense?
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Posted:Nov 6, 2007 9:52 pm
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2008 10:38 am
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I just saw the funniest thing. Has anyone ever seen the movie "Because I said so?" I loved how they had Affairlook on there as the unsightly porn site. It was worth a good laugh.
Is this an unsightly porn site. Gosh golly I hope not. I'd never be caught on a sex site, lol. But seriously, Does anyone really consider this unsightly or porn? I'll admit that it's not exactly the beaten path when it comes to dating, online or otherwise, but is it that bad.
The more I write, I actually begin to question it. Would you tell your parents you met someone here? Would you check your messages at work? Are you publicly proud or ashamed of your membership?
I don't think I'm ashamed. I wouldn't volunteer the info, but I wouldn't hide it I don't think. And, no, I don't think I'd like to explain the main page if my boss walked up behind me, lol.
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hun yao koar nun
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Posted:Nov 5, 2007 2:42 pm
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2008 10:59 pm
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Or for those of you who don't speak chinese: "quite possible."
As in, it's quite possible that my fortune sucks: "Just wait for the right moment. Keep your eyes and ears peeled."
lol. I went and got chinese from my favorite take-out place again today for lunch.
Though I may have to play the #'s. I've been lucky lately. I was playing online games the other day and hit a 1 : 700 fake slot machine like 3 times out of 40 tries. Plus.... I found a penny heads up outside the take-out place.
But seriously, if they're going to give you a fortune they might as well deck it out with, "you will be successful and sexy as you age" or "god really loves you, you're in for a surprise" or "I don't want to ruin the surprise, but can you say 3-some", lol, or some other equally crazy thing......
Anyways, back to work....
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Pops sends the best mail jokes
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Posted:Nov 5, 2007 2:29 pm
Last Updated:Nov 6, 2007 1:18 am
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Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 180 in less than 6 seconds . . . AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning Rick got up early and left for
work. When his wife woke up she looked out the
window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Puzzled, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the
driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom
scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for him . . .
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Is life really fair?
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Posted:Oct 30, 2007 7:25 pm
Last Updated:Nov 6, 2007 7:19 am
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Hey all, back from my short sabbatical from blogging. I've been busy and in one of my introspective changing stints. I don't know exactly what has been on my mind but I had a short thought and I figured I'd put down on virtual paper.
I am one of the good guys I think. I tend to have my life together and don't make a lot of the big mistakes that most people complain about in life. And, when I do make them I don't complain because I accept the fact that I am, at least partially, responsible for my choices and the repercussions of those choices. I bring it up because life is just really kinda unfair.
Does anyone else know people that make lots of crazy life clouding mistakes? It seems that everyone I know that makes those sorts of mistakes gets laid. Is that the definition of unfair? You do something to fuck up your life and you get laid; I try and do it right and I am like the opposite of laid whatever that may be.
I jest mostly. I suppose it's part of being good. I suppose I could make bad choices, hook up with exes and be part of it too, but I take the high road. Man the high road is surprisingly celibate, lol.
So what about everyone else? Are you the laid or the unlaid? Do you make the mistakes or are you the friend that helps fix them. And, most importantly, do you hook up with the mistake guy or the good guy? lol!!
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Sign Double-Take
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Posted:Oct 14, 2007 3:26 pm
Last Updated:Oct 17, 2007 2:59 pm
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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
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On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Do you like picnics?
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Posted:Oct 13, 2007 7:20 am
Last Updated:Oct 13, 2007 10:54 pm
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I was just looking through profiles and I'm happy to report a link between women who love sex and women who love taking Sunday picnics, lol.
Seems like everyone who doesn't choose to entirely write their own profile clicks on the choice that says something like, "on Sundays I like to go on picnics with someone special." Now, I don't know about you, but I don't know like any women that regularly go on ween end picnics. So, since I don't know so many "adventurous" women as I'd like to it seems there is a link there, lol. So I suppose if I want to get a date I need to wander around the singles section of the park......, lol.
I jest. I think it's funny when people have these random surreal profile descriptions that are mosaics of nice phrases crammed together into craziness; like, .... "here's my idealistic self is a small collection of phrases."
The saddest thing though is that having a hot picture, yes I noticed (I'm not immune, and sadly that's why I clicked on their profile), gets them more mail then me even though they say absolutely nothing in their profile. Such a sad day in whooville  .
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