To Bootie or not to Bootie
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Posted:Dec 17, 2006 6:37 pm
Last Updated:Dec 19, 2006 1:15 pm
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<---Take a close look.
What do you think?
Take a look inside for the story behind (pun intended) this tight little butt.
SR
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Santa Will Be Delayed!
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Posted:Dec 15, 2006 7:59 am
Last Updated:Dec 17, 2006 7:11 pm
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It s Christmas Eve and Santa arrives at this beautiful young woman s apartment. She takes one look at Santa and decides that she needs to make love to Santa.
She say s "Oh Santa, won't you stay the night? Santa replies, "HO, HO, HO, Gotta go! Gotta Go! Gotta deliver those toys, you know.
The young woman tries to tempt Santa again by letting down her long silky hair and begs, "Oh Santa, now won't you stay? Santa again replies, "HO, HO, HO, Gotta go! Gotta Go! Gotta deliver those toys, you know.
The young woman tries one last time. This time she opens her house robe and reveals her beautiful body. She then asks, "Oh Santa, won't you please stay. Santa, now becoming aroused, replies, "Hey, Hey, Hey, Gotta Stay! Gotta Stay! Won't fit up the chimney THIS way!
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A little Christmas Humor
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Posted:Dec 14, 2006 10:34 am
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2006 8:09 am
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Procter and Gamble?
It's true....Comet cleans sinks!
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile-toe!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
Claus-trophobic.
Why does Rudolph feel at home in strip clubs?
It's the red-light district.
Why did Santa Claus trade Rudolph?
He wanted change for a buck.
Where can you find literature about Santa's assistants?
In the Elf-help section.
What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls
Got any good ones?
Oh and by the way:
Ho Ho Ho
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Happy Hot Wet Hump Day
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Posted:Dec 12, 2006 9:28 pm
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2006 8:04 am
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It's going to be hot and wet here in NJ for Hump day.
So I'm calling on all the hot ladies of blogville to get wet.
Take a break from blogging. Find a quiet place. Relax. Close your eyes. Imagine yourself in a place where you always wanted to make love. Picture me or your special someone there with you.
Are you wet yet?
Think of you and your partner kissing passionately. Feel their hands on you. Imagine your bodies next to each other. The feel of skin on skin. That soothing heat that can only come from another person. Explore your body with your hands as if they were their hands.
Find that sweet spot between your legs and slowly and steadily bring youself to ecstasy as only you can.
Take a few moments after to just enjoy the feeling. Hold on to the feeling for the rest of the day. Smile. Be at peace.
And as you go through the rest of this hot wet hump day the happiness you feel will be passed on to others.
Share you orgasm with the world.
SR
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Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly
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Posted:Dec 10, 2006 11:49 am
Last Updated:Dec 15, 2006 8:04 am
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<---- From the Holly in our back yard.
Male and female holly flowers grow on different plants. Although the male plants never produce fruit, they must be grown near the female plants to provide the pollen needed for fruit production. The flowering of both female and male plants must be synchronized so the pollen is available at the same time the female flowers are open. If you want your hollies to fruit heavily, plant a male holly of the same species as your fruiting hollies so you can be assured that both male and female flowers are present at the same time. Male varieties have been developed that bloom at the same time as their female counterpart; one male plant can pollinate many female plants. Isn't that true. lol. Contact your local nursery to find out what the best male variety is for pollinating your holly. I didn't know nureries were in the match making business. Bees and other insects will do the work of transporting the pollen from male plant to female plant. Now what fun is that? lol
Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and join the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fast away the old year passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
I remember singing that as a . I also remember when I realized what "deck" the halls meant. And "don" we now our gay apparel.
Do you know the opposite of "don"
How many songs have we sung or do we sing that we don't fully understand. Ever listen closely to a song from your childhood and suddenly realize, with your grown up brain, what it is actually about?
Have you started deck-orating?
So here's wishing everyone a good start to the holiday season.
SR
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Rose Bush
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Posted:Dec 7, 2006 11:25 pm
Last Updated:Dec 12, 2006 8:23 am
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Oh to see that exquisit Flower. To touch your soft petals. To Breath deeply and float away in the smell your sweet fragrance. To taste the dew like drops of moisture.
*sighs*
Yummy, just yummy.
SR
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Half Nekkid Thursday - Late Evening Edition
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Posted:Dec 7, 2006 8:45 pm
Last Updated:Dec 11, 2006 12:37 pm
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It's my hand again. And, yes, that is an iron. Yup, I can iron a mens dress shirt like nobody's business. And I have been known to iron other things.
I can also sew. Can do basic sewing by hand. Haven't used a machine in a very long time. Actually made a down coat. Or rather most of a down coat. The company that sold me the kit got the sizing wrong. Motivation kinda went out the window.
I do laundry and mop floors. And a whole host of things not usually thought of as manly.
I do the men stuff too.
Well that's it for another installment of Half Nekkid Thursday.
So do you have skills that were traditionally thought of as belonging to the opposite sex?
SR
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Self Esteem, Self Image, Self Confidence.
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Posted:Dec 7, 2006 11:23 am
Last Updated:Dec 11, 2006 12:36 pm
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From an e-mail:
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me.
Winnie certainly had it.
Isn't it interesting that some just seem to have it naturally?
We should all think that way!
I didn't growing up.
How 'bout you? Always been self confident, etc? Are you stronger now than when you were young? What's your story?
SR
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So Who Won The Fight?
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Posted:Dec 5, 2006 9:41 pm
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2006 11:39 pm
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Wouldn't you like to know?
I remember the holidays growing up with fondness. We had our routines. It was a pattern that didn't change much. Every now and again it would be different but most of the time just the same. Most holidays were at Grandma and Grandpa's. The Aunts, Uncles and Cousins who lived near would all be there. Christmas and Easter just the same. Dinner was served at a big table that now is in my dining room. Grandma had her indoor plants in the corner. She had a way with African Violets. Beautiful flowers.
There was the study where some of us would sleep. One of the hotest rooms in the house. An then there was the clock. It had a loud tick which I had come to love that drove others crazy. The grandfather clock downstairs, hand crafted by a family member years ago, would chime out the hour.
Lots of lovely memories.
As a you come to depend on those patterns. They make you feel safe. It's something you can count on. You never think of it ever being any different.
But then everyone grows up. People get married, move away or just start new traditions with their new families. Relatives pass away. Parents get divorced. Houses are sold. People retire and move away.
These things just happened. And all of a sudden it's all different. It was a little unnerving when I finally realized those wonderful days were over and there wasn't anything new yet to take their place. Started some new traditions with friends but alas, they got married and had families of their own, moved away, etc.
Then along came my own family. The wife, and my wife's extended family. They were still in they midst of the glory days as it were. Lots of Aunts, Uncles, Cousins, Nieces and Nephews. It was wonderful. make the holidays and there were plenty.
But with a new family sometimes comes a little stress. Two sets of parents. And maybe they want to do different things? How to be in two places at once or balance things out. Sometimes that means two thanksgiving dinners or multiple deserts. Yummy. Plenty of time inbetween to digest. Driving from place to place. A nightmare to some but not a biggie to me. It was fun to see everyone.
But then there was the fight. Did you forget about that?
It seems there was a time conflict. Year after year it seems my parents had to change their schedule for thanksgiving dinner so we could accomodate her brother and sister-in-law. I just didn't think it was fair. Seemed my parents were always the ones adjusting at holidays. I was pissed. Just didn't seem fair! So we argued. In our bedroom in front of the . Not bad arguments. No mud slinging. No yelling. Raised voices for sure. Angry tones. I expressed my dissatisfaction.
And then she explained. It seems that there was a reason the balance was off. Her Brother didn't have the flexability to change his schedule right now but would in a few years. It was all about having very young that needed to be in bed by a certain time. When they were older things would be different. So then I understood. It was just a phase. As most things are. In the long run things would balance out. As they usually do.
So the asks at the end of the "discussion" - So who won? We had to tell her nobody. We just came to an understanding. We communicated.
I was all worked up and continued to be a little pissy. My wife asked why since I said I understood and everything was fine. I told her It was fine but I couldn't just turn it off cold. But not to worry. It was OK and I would settle down. I wasn't good at fights. Never saw them growing up and really didn't know how to have one. They were very stressful for me. More than would be for most.
So holiday traditions go in phases. As do many things in life.
Where are you in things? Big family gatherings with lots of ? Something a little more quiet?
Are there constant fights over who's parents to see or where to go? Or have you got it worked out?
Got any good stories to tell? Some favorite memory.
SR
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Cleaning up After Sex
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Posted:Nov 30, 2006 9:57 pm
Last Updated:Dec 9, 2006 8:45 am
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Recently a friend of mine was describing her latest sexual encounter. When she got to the conclusion, all too quickly I might add, poor thing, she told me she got up and fetched a warm wet cloth. Then came back to bed and cleaned him up. I couldn't believe it. This was a foreign concept to me.
Do you do this? Is it a caring thing you do or more like a necessary job like she kinda described it to me? Has your man come to expect it?
Very curious.
SR
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Half Nekkid Thursday - It's Just Not Right
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Posted:Nov 29, 2006 7:40 pm
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2006 7:01 am
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Well It is already Thursday in England even if it won't be in the US for another hour and a half. It's kinda like having a drink early in the day with the excuse that it's 5pm somewhere.
All that aside, you know what isn't right? See that picture over there? Yup that's my hand. But what could that yellow thing be int the middle of all that green? It's a fucking Dandy Lion that I'm pulling out of the still green grass last weekend. It's almost December for crying out loud. Where in the world did that single Dandy Lion come from. Kinda cute don't ya think? Brave little chap. Even though it probably would have died in short order when it gets cold in a few day I pulled it out. Didn't want to take the chance of it going to seed.
For what ever reason our grass stays green way longer than it should. Even after it has had snow on it.
So that's my half nekkid Thursday pic for this week.
Are you playing yet? Why not? Skip on over to greeneyesatl05 and see what she has posted over the weeks. She started it after all.
So how about you? Seen anything weird lately?
Have a nice thursday when ever it arrives for you.
SR
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