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Another chance to meet, greet, share opinions, pics and who knows what else. You may find this blog and me, for that matter, a little bit different - in a good way. Let's give it a shot! Raylene x and o
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Got Valentine's Day Anxiety?
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Posted:Feb 3, 2022 10:14 am
Last Updated:Feb 25, 2022 12:26 pm
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Well, another Valentine's Day is coming and along with it the stress of finding the perfect gift. This applies to the ones you already love and/or those you wish you were loving. Raylene to the rescue!
My personal opinions, like and dislikes..........................
NOPE-Clothing. No matter how sexy YOU think it will look, it will probably NOT fit correctly, be her color, nor something she would ever buy for herself.
NOPE-Perfume. Regardless of the commercials indicating that there's is the sexiest smell ever, don't waste your money. Unless, you know for a fact, a particular perfume is one she loves-don't waste our money.
NOPE-Anything Practical. Anything designed to help with chores around the house-Yikes! However, battery powered devices for bedroom use are the exception.
YEP-Food. Expensive, no holds barred meal, at a restaurant you know she loves. A great wine (yes, one with a cork in it) and whatever else you can quench her thirst with.
YEP-Jewelry. If you are not spending $100 or more on it, it is probably not worth your effort. Study what she currently wears as a general guide- Birthstones are always a safe bet.
YEP-Trip. A getaway mini-vacation to a local, uncomplicated , upscale resort is a sure fire winner. Just make sure YOU handle all the details beforehand. Obviously, youwill also benefit greatly from this gift - guaranteed.
MAYBE- For those on a budget-Candy, Flowers, Gift Cards may be o.k. but DO NOT go cheap!
Well, there you have it-no need to thank me-unless you want to. Feel free to give me your thoughts. A gift for me you ask? I appreciate new Friends here and, especially, new TOP FANS. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!
Raylene Massive X
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Christmas Wish List - Your Thoughts? Win Points!
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Posted:Dec 13, 2021 11:37 am
Last Updated:Jan 14, 2022 8:45 pm
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!! In the spirit of the season, here is my Affairlook related Wish List:
I WISH.......
- Affairlook would be able detect and zap profile pics that are older than 5 years.
-Affairlook would hire " support" people who could speak understandable English and/or say more than, "Clear your cache". At least I think that's what he said.
-Affairlook censors would realize we are all adults here (chronologically at least) and will not be offended by words like ****, ***, and ******.
-That more peeps entering a Room or viewing a cam would say something. Makes sense right? And don't forget to tip your fave cammers!!!
- That peeps coming to a sex site for the purpose of rudely arguing politics, religion, covid, etc. would develop severe arthritis in their fingers and be unable to type - ever again.
-That peeps posting 236 pics of their same body part would diversify a bit.
-That peeps posting as "Couples" would one day have wifey show-up. Good Luck with that.
******LASTLY, tell me your #1 Christmas Wish below, and I'll happily reward the BEST entry with 100 pts.
Well, o.k. Mikey wins! Thanks to everyone for dropping by. New blog very soon. Happy New Year!
Anyway, I sincerely wish y'all and those you love a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
Raylene XXX
Christmas Music Tip ........Pentatonix....... any of their Christmas songs (have tissues handy)
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Affairlook Boycotts Halloween!
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Posted:Oct 29, 2021 9:12 am
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2022 9:59 pm
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Affairlook never ceases amaze . Halloween is, without a doubt, the sexiest holiday of the year, right? So, what does Affairlook do to get everyone in the spirit of things? Right, nothing! The most obvious and easy thing would been to make the October Photo Contest Halloween themed. Nope, instead we get, us a Pic of a Body Part with the resulting thousand of huge boobs and, shockingly, dicks. Trick or Treat!
Anyway, I hope you have seen and enjoyed my ghost themed profile pic here. I did my part! l will be going a party on Sunday with a bunch of goofballs - wish me luck!
I hope you will a great time as well.. Happy Halloween..... A.K.A. Amateur Dress- Day.
Raylene XXX
Joke of the Day - How are near sighted Ob-Gyns and Puppies similar?.......Wet Noses
Song Recommendation :Through the Fire and Flames by Tina S
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Why All The Dick Pics? Mystery Solved!
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Posted:Oct 27, 2021 8:34 pm
Last Updated:Aug 1, 2022 10:30 pm
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So, I've been wondering why so many dudes post a picture of their dick for their main profile pic instead of a face pic. For your benefit, I have conducted an extensive survey and here are their Top 3 replies :
1. My hair "down there" looks way better than my remaining hair here.
2. I, like many other guys , have a very sensitive government job and have to stay discreet. ( Editor's : Oddly, most everyone was employed by the Department of Bullshit)
3. People are always calling me "Dick Head" so I decided to just embrace it.
Well, there you have it. Also, in the interest of preventing Fake News here at "Raylene's Rants", those stating the beauty of their dick as the reason were excluded from the survey's results.
You're welcome for this information.
Today's Music Suggestion........"Stay" by Shakespears Sister (kinda Halloweenie)
Today's Bad Joke.........How is tofu similar to a dildo? ------ A great Meat Substitute!
Love,
Raylene xxx
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Rants by Raylene!
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Posted:Oct 26, 2021 1:00 pm
Last Updated:Dec 11, 2021 8:20 am
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Hey Y'all - Thought I'd try a little blogging here. Looks like fun and, hopefully, you'll enjoy it too. For those new to the "Raylene Experience" (lol), I'd suggest visiting my profile page here. Pretty good summary of where my head and other parts are at and there's a decent amount of pics. I try to change up the pics from time to time to keep it (and me) fresh.
I do like to around with peeps here as well as discuss things of mutual interest. You'll have to put up with my bad jokes and some out-of- the-box opinions. I do like the "polling" idea here. Always good to hear what you're thinking or any questions you'd like to ask me.
As a starting point, here's a bad joke for ya'...................
Why do vegetarians give such great head?
They're used to eating nuts!
I warned you. Anyway, hope you'll stick with me on this adventure. I can't promise the jokes will get any better.
Love,
Raylene X and O
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