Help to bloggers
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Posted:Dec 29, 2015 4:43 am
Last Updated:Jan 3, 2016 6:00 am
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The blogs I read regularly do not need this assistance, but there are others.
How to write good
1. Avoid alliteration. Always
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. Avoid cliches like the plague. They're old hat.
4. Comparisons are a bad as cliches.
5. Be more or less specific.
6. Writers should never generalize.
Seven: Be consistent!
8. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
9. Who needs rhetorical questions?
10. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
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Playing with Gold
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Posted:Dec 26, 2015 2:57 pm
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2015 8:25 pm
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Trying a Gold membership again. Hope it leads to other play. 
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The Martian
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Posted:Dec 25, 2015 3:37 pm
Last Updated:Dec 28, 2015 7:06 pm
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I bought myself The Martian for Christmas. Excellent book. I can barely put it down. Any fans out there?
Prof
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That kind of night
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Posted:Dec 24, 2015 5:44 pm
Last Updated:Dec 28, 2015 5:03 am
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Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house.
Not a creature was stirring, except for my mouse.
No lived with me, so I thought I would chatter.
There'd be no damn reindeer, and so stupid clatter.
There'd be no fat elf, coming through my chimney.
I'll be alone, my computer and me.
I won't race to the window, to see him arrive.
I'll just sit right here...with windows ninety-five.
There's no one I know, as I'm surfing around.
None of my regular buddies are found.
I went in some chat rooms, but quickly got out.
Age, sex, location is all that's about.
As, I was about to go check out the net.
I got an E-mail which I didn't expect.
A lady told me, she had read my profile.
And, ask, if I might like to chat for a while.
She said, if I didn't, then she would just leave.
But, she was so lonely, on this Christmas Eve.
She said, it's the first time, she'd ever been on.
But, she heard, computers, could be so much fun.
She said, the computer, was usually locked tight.
But, she said, her husband, left it on... tonight.
He's away on some business; He'll be gone all night.
So, she thought she'd use it, " I guess it's all right."
She started to tell me, about her whole life.
How she was expected to be a good wife.
She talked of her anger, frustrations, and needs.
Because she was forced, to do such silly deeds.
She talked on and on, from one thing to the next.
Then finally told me.....she was oversexed.
She didn't have sex, with her husband, she told.
He was always too busy, and getting too old.
Then, she wrote me something, that made my heart vex.
She asked me to teach her , to have cyber-sex.
I said, if she wanted me to, that I could.
Then after an hour, she got really good.
After five hours, my fingers were sore.
I told her, that I couldn't go anymore.
She said, that was fine, because she was tired too.
And anyway, her husband, soon would be due.
She said she would be on, the same time next year.
Then asked, if I wouldn't mind, meeting her here.
She said only...on this night, she could be found
It is only...this night, her husband leaves town.
She said bye, and signed off...and I had to pause.
I think I just cybered . . . . . . with Mrs. Santa Claus ! ! ! !
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Less than 100
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Posted:Dec 23, 2015 4:38 am
Last Updated:Dec 23, 2015 5:46 pm
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My Christmas present to myself is getting my inbox at work to under, way under, 100 emails. This teaching thing is so much easier when the students get out of town.
Merry Christmas all,
Prof
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Now baby now
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Posted:Dec 21, 2015 4:54 am
Last Updated:Dec 23, 2015 4:30 am
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Now I am ready to do my Christmas buying.
Prof
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Too honest?
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Posted:Dec 19, 2015 5:35 am
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2015 5:12 pm
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An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a costume party?"
"Yeah," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."
"But you look like Abe Lincoln," protested the bartender.
"That's right, my last four scores were seven years ago."
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I don't mind knitting but...
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Posted:Dec 16, 2015 5:13 am
Last Updated:Dec 18, 2015 4:15 am
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Back in the Cold War days, Ivan was a diplomat and spy. He was new to the USA and lived in Washington, D.C. for the past six months. He soon complained to Boris, his aide, that he needed a woman.
Boris dropped off a high-priced at his door the following Saturday night. Ivan plied her with some vodka and caviar. As she took off her top, he noticed that her armpits were shaved. He said, pointing top his own pits, "Vomen in the old country have wool - they have wool!"
She responded, "It's customary and fashionable to shave our underarms."
They drank more vodka and ate more caviar. She removed her slacks. He noticed that her legs are shaved also. He repeated, "Vomen in the old country have wool - they have wool!" Once more, she said, "It's customary and fashionable to shave our legs."
After more vodka and caviar, he pulled down her panties and saw that her privates were trimmed. He exclaimed again, "Vomen in the old country have wool - they have wool!"
She then asked in loud voice, "Look buddy, did you want to screw or knit?"
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Icebreakers?
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Posted:Dec 14, 2015 4:32 am
Last Updated:Dec 18, 2015 4:15 am
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In the days since I let my Gold membership lapse I've started to receive "Icebreaker" messages. So far they have all been from couples. The generic text leads me to conclude that Affairlook supplies boilerplate language. Is this a program that members can choose to opt into? I had never received one before being a Gold.
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Art, I know what I like
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Posted:Dec 13, 2015 6:25 am
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2015 6:02 pm
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I stumbled across an interesting cam show this morning. It was not the typical couple sitting watching their monitor or some sort of sex show that often vary greatly in quality. They straddled my age, Her older him younger. (I like when couples straddle me but that is another post.) He was body painting her, a Christmas tree on her left butt cheek. It was actually quite amusing to check back on their progress throughout the morning. He has a good eye for art. She has a very nice butt.
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Gave gold a try
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Posted:Dec 12, 2015 5:03 am
Last Updated:Dec 12, 2015 3:21 pm
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I've recently given a gold membership a try and now let it lapse. I'll probably try it again sometime.
I was a bit surprised at how little difference it made. The main functional difference was the ability to read emails. However, I only ended up receiving a handful more messages than I would have using a private post on my blog or IM.
I did enjoy being able to view all photos rather than just a portion of the images, and small size at that. I did spend sometime wandering among the videos. It was fun to see examples of how naughty some of you are. Thanks for that.
Prof
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Playing my song
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Posted:Dec 11, 2015 5:11 pm
Last Updated:Dec 12, 2015 3:21 pm
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Off in the Bushes
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Two teenagers wander off to the bushes during a softball game on the outskirts of town and start necking. After a while the boy stops. “You know we’ve been doing this for a few weeks now and I think it’s time we went all the way,” he pleads.
“Well, maybe,” she says, “But I’m a virgin and I heard it hurts. Besides all those people at the field may hear us.” The boy stops and says, “Hmmm, well then if it hurts, start making cow sounds, and I’ll stop. But if it feels good start singing. That way no one will ever guess what we’re really doing.”
The girl agrees so they quickly take off their clothes and get down to business. Ten minutes later people watching the game hear sounds echoing through the quiet countryside so loudly that the teams stop playing.
“Moooo ….. Moooooo …… Moooooooon River …….!”
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If I had a dollar...
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Posted:Dec 9, 2015 8:29 pm
Last Updated:Dec 11, 2015 5:10 pm
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If I had a dollar for every woman who found me unattractive eventually they'd find me attractive.
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