Prefect banana
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Posted:Aug 21, 2016 6:19 am
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2016 3:27 pm
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Bananas are tricky. Too green and they are a bit bitter. Too ripe and they are a bit soft and overly sweet. It is a pleasure when your banana is just right, firm and sweet.
What? You don't like fruit? 
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Love veggies
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Posted:Aug 20, 2016 9:52 am
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2016 3:34 pm
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I have a counterfull of fresh veggies from the farmers market. I love cooking at this time of year. So many options to explore, techniques to try. No, really. Cooking.
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Fever Texting
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Posted:Aug 19, 2016 4:57 am
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2016 5:58 am
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Fever Texting (Urban Dictionary)
A panicky, flirtatious text thread usually leading to sexting. Commonly typed in a nervous fashion out of fear of getting caught.
"Look at Jimmy over there fever texting with his side chick. "
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Pokemon BJ?
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Posted:Aug 17, 2016 7:05 am
Last Updated:Aug 18, 2016 5:29 am
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There is a Pokemom stop near my house. I'm not participating in this game but know many who do. It is intriguing how much traffic is at that park now. Typically there is a car, or more, there most of the day. I'll walk my occasionally and check out the participants. Nice to see lots of families together. My mind wanders to the thought that some folks might be combining Pokemon with other fun at the stops. That might get me interested in the occasional "poke."
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One liners
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Posted:Aug 16, 2016 7:15 am
Last Updated:Aug 18, 2016 5:30 am
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The sex was so good the neighbors had a cigarette.
My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your " wasn't the right answer.
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk.
in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause .
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself!
Three words to ruin a man's ego...? "Is it in?"
What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
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Sex with the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders
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Posted:Aug 15, 2016 7:23 am
Last Updated:Aug 15, 2016 12:52 pm
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Ok, now that I have your attention, Bill Bryson is one of the funniest authors I've read. I'm rereading A Walk in the Woods. If you haven't enjoyed this book yet you should make time for it. As I was reading it this weekend, while gazing over the shoreline of Lake Superior, one passage struck me as being appropriate for this site. Bill asked his hiking companion what he wanted to do regarding their situation of being lost in a snow storm on the Appalachian Trail.
Katz responded, "...that I'd like to have a long hot soak in a jacuzzi, a big steak dinner with baked potato and lots of sour cream, and I mean lots of sour cream, and then sex with the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders on a tigerskin rug in front of a roaring fire in one of those big stone fireplaces like you get in a lodge at a ski resort. You know what I mean?" He looked at me. I nodded. "That's what I'd like. But I'm willing to try your plan if you think it will be more fun." He flicked snow from his brow. "Besides, it would be a shame to waste all this delightful snow." He issued a single bitter guffaw and returned to the hysterical snow. I hoisted my pack and followed.
The book is great fun.
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Up north
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Posted:Aug 5, 2016 4:30 am
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2016 5:19 am
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I'm camping on the shore of Lake Superior next week, Aug 9 to 13. Planning on watching the meteor shower from the beach. Taking kayaks and bikes and tons of good food. Been waiting for the trip all summer.
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Groucho
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Posted:Aug 2, 2016 4:34 am
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2016 11:17 am
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I was replying to someone's blog post and flashed back to an old Groucho routine. I'll have to see if I can recreate it. I remembered a portion went. "...and ladies if Foremost persists see your doctor. If your doctor persists use caution. Caution comes in six delicious flavors."
I think it was from a radio broadcast during WWII. (No, I'm not that old but I became a Marx Brothers fan in my teens during the 1970's) I'm going to have to do some homework.
Prof
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Nerdy fun in the park
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Posted:Jul 30, 2016 4:38 am
Last Updated:Jul 31, 2016 7:46 pm
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I don't know what it says about me but I thoroughly enjoyed a particular moment last night. I was watching Star Wars at the park by the river on a big screen stretched in front of the band shell. Any hour or so into the movie the ISS (International Space Station) passed left to right across the sky, above the screen. As the ISS passed under the north star and meteor streaked right to left at about the same altitude leaving a grainy trail behind it.
What was nerdier, that I knew it was the ISS or that I knew the meteor was a Delta Aquarid.
Pretty sexy huh? ... Sigh
Prof
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No Tell, Motel
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Posted:Jul 29, 2016 5:06 am
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2016 12:42 pm
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I ended up at a worn out, old fashioned, doors opening onto the parking lot, key on plastic tag not swipe card, motel the other night. Not for any illicit purpose... unfortunately,
I was attending a funeral and it was the only option remaining in town. So often I perceive a sense of sexual energy when I'm staying in a hotel, any hotel. There is something about the generic facelessness of those rooms and beds that seem like a blank page, waiting for a new story to be written in them. Particularly when I travel alone for work, I imagine writing stories on them that a different from my everyday life. There is just something there that keeps me awake imagining the possibilities, that typically don't occur.
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Sun dresses
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Posted:Jul 28, 2016 5:26 am
Last Updated:Jul 28, 2016 1:29 pm
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I attended a sad event yesterday. As I often find at inappropriate places and times my mind wanders. I notices many women. my age and much younger, wearing sundresses. What a delightful invention. The drape of the thin fabric over the curves beneath. The movement of the hem and they walked, inviting speculation as to how much more clothing was beneath. The various amounts of shoulder, back and cleavage revealed. What a great way to bring a smile to the face of a man.
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Bra Thirty
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Posted:Jul 25, 2016 4:22 am
Last Updated:Jul 26, 2016 4:50 am
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Bra Thirty (from the Urban Dictionary)
The time during the day at which it is no longer physically possible to wear a bra. Can also be written as bra:thirty, bra 30 or bra:30. Bras are removed for the remainder of the day at bra thirty.
I got home after a long day at work and what do you know? It's bra thirty! Sweatshirt and yoga pants for the rest of the evening!
We have friends with whom we camp. One of our stock camping refrains refers to beer thirty. I may have to work on an entire X:30 list.
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Cool air and hot coffee
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Posted:Jul 23, 2016 4:57 am
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2016 7:08 pm
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Ahhhh, Saturday. I'm sitting on the deck. Coffee is at hand. Puppy is racing after chipmunks. Lawn needs to be mowed but can wait until the dew dries. Tomatoes in the pots beginning to turn red.
Nice start to the day.
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