This got derailed Edition
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Posted:May 18, 2012 4:38 pm
Last Updated:May 21, 2012 11:08 pm
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Hello, hello to the best group of minions that A.F.F. has to offer. It’s the beginning of another exciting week here in The Beast Burrow. I hope you’re all as excited about the possibilities as I am. I sense great things for us this week. I can feel it my Beastly Nuggets.
Today’s topic might ruffle a few female minion’s feathers, but I honestly write it all in good, clean fun. I love you all and, as usual, just write about what’s on my mind with little to no thought of the consequences. 
The topic I would like to cover today is the differences between what is acceptable to a woman versus what is acceptable to a man when it comes to the specificity of an answer or comment directed toward them. (I’ll let you all catch your breathes while you come to grips with the fact that The Beast just used the word specificity correctly in a sentence…and spelled it spot on!)
Now on to my first example!
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Woman – “You look very handsome today.”
Man – “Thank-you very much!”
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Man – “You look very beautiful today.”
Woman – “Hummmph!”
Man - “Ummmm….Did I say something wrong?”
Woman – “Nothing. Don’t worry about it.”
Man – “No, seriously, what did I do?”
Woman – “You didn’t say I looked beautiful because my new shoes are an almost perfect color match to my new blouse, and I had my hair done in a whole new way if you paid any attention to the length of my bangs, and I had my nails clear coated and they are so dazzling shiny now, and I lost 3 pounds since last month at this time, and I’m wearing the bracelet that you bought me for my birthday even though it isn’t necessarily a good match to my earrings, and this purse normally costs $350.00, but I got it on sale for only $330.00, which is a steal I’ll have you know, and I’m trying out this new brand of make-up which I think softens all of my features far better than my old brand, not that you’ve noticed, and…
Man – Hold on….. let me grab my notebook.
I guess I don’t need any further examples. The point is that men tend to accept the basic idea or principal behind an answer or statement, while many women tend to want far more than simply what’s at the surface of their questions or comments.
I’m just going to take this opportunity to ask all of you women to give men a little bit more slack than we’ve been getting for some time now.
We’re more basic creatures than you for the most part, and we know this. Even those of us who consider ourselves to be a little above the intellectual curve exhibited by your average Nascar crowd, we still operate using a simple calculator keypad compared to your nuclear reactor control panel.
Our bombardment with “You’re stupid!” has become an almost constant. Television programs used to portray the father/husband as a competent bread winner, and wise problem solver, and even a loving partner to his wife. Almost every program I can think of now portrays the man as the bumbling, inept, idiot half of any couple.
I think the men of the at least some countries deserve more credit for how far we’ve come compared to the majority of the world. Time magazine featured a cover photograph of an 18 year old Afghan girl who had her ears and nose sliced clean off her face by her own husband for the infraction of trying to flee her abusive in-laws. African women are routinely held down by groups of men and endure the pain of having their genitals mutilated in order to render them unable to feel sexual pleasure so that they won’t feel a need to cheat on their husbands.
I’m sorry. I meant for this post to be light hearted and funny, and yet I’ve allowed some of my inner fire to flicker up.
I’ll just close by saying, please ladies, give your men a little more leeway when it comes to their answers to your hidden meaning questions and comments. We know you’re far deeper than us most of the time, and some of us sincerely try to keep up. We’re taking steps….. some day maybe we’ll take leaps.
BEAST OUT
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Friday Wrap-up Edition
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Posted:May 18, 2012 8:18 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2012 6:32 pm
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Well minions... It's been a pretty good week here in the burrow. Much of the credit goes to all of your hard work around here.
We made some advances in the understanding of the North American BBC and BBW. We made friends with squirrels, mountain lions, and the elusive Sasquatch.
You all deserve a break, so I now set you free for a much deserved weekend. Grab a friend and make Friday your dirty slut.
Sorry... I'm still at work and could only scrounge up the worst roller ball pen in history and a few fat, chisel tipped highlighters.
BEAST OUT
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The Sasquatch - in all its Naked Friday Glory: Edition
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Posted:May 17, 2012 8:33 pm
Last Updated:May 20, 2012 5:27 am
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Hello my minions. It's good to see you all back again for another Friday edition of The Book of The Beast. As usual, I shall not keep you overly long so as not to cause you to be stuck in Friday traffic leaving the burrow.
If you've been around for any length of time, you'll have already read my post in which I described the wonderful reality television series that is Hunting for Bigfoot.
Watching the show lit a fire deep within my being, and I felt an overpowering urge to seek this creature of legend out for myself.
I began my search a bit differently than most Sasquatch hunters I believe. Putting my theory of the Man-Simian's love of high calorie, cheap, and artery hardening food to use, I tracked him via a series of empty burrito wrappers left laying here and there throughout the heavily wooded area near my home.
It wasn't long before I stumbled upon the brute near a grouping of rocks and trees. I was pleasantly surprised to find him lounging around with what was apparently his pet mountain lion. They were both laying in the sun, burping contentedly after having consumed the better portion of a 7-11's microwavable food stuffs.
Once they both caught wind of my scent, there was a tense moment of chest thumping and growling on their part. I approached them in the least threatening way I could manage and they seemed to calm a degree when they saw I meant them no harm.
It took nearly an hour of soothing words from myself before they began to fully trust me, and eventually to accept me into their carefree, natural world.
We spent a lovely afternoon, relaxing on the rocks, scooping fish from the nearby river with our bare teeth, and pissing off an overpass onto oncoming traffic. This last activity seemed to give the Sasquatch a great deal of pleasure.
Let me tell you minions, from firsthand experience. The Bigfoot is a much misunderstood creature. He and his mountain lion companion were extremely pleasant to spend time with. Sasquatch seemed in no way a monster to be feared, but a gentle giant who should be respected, and allowed to flourish in the wild without interference from humans.
The man-simians vast knowledge of how to locate and acquire burritos and nachos without being seen was alone enough reason to be awed. I enjoyed our time together immensely, and if our paths should ever cross again, I will count him as a friend.
The things I do to entertain my minions. I'm going to tell you right now that it's damned near impossible to maintain a full erection while trying to use double sided tape to attach props to my body and use thread to tie back my wang which tends to want to point straight at my face with surprising rigidity. A picture of the angle I have to stand at in order to evacuate that morning piss would cause a great deal of Bwahahahahahahahahahah from all of you.
BEAST OUT
Bonus Material! Fuck that. I've caused enough damage for one day.
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-I'm experienced with TPP- Edition
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Posted:May 17, 2012 1:53 pm
Last Updated:May 18, 2012 7:18 am
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I want to begin this post with a sincere apology if it offends anybody. It just popped into my head after my offering from yesterday and some subsequent reading. It's simply meant for fun. I just can't help myself sometimes.
Greetings my lovely minions (even you Kissie), and welcome to The Beast Burrow.
I've decided to use today to tout my experience and talent when it comes to the deft handling of a TPP. That's a Tight Pink Pussy for those of you not yet familiar with the term.
Some men make the mistake of approaching a TPP in the same manner they would employ tackling a GVM, or Gaping Vaginal Maw, but I've learned they're completely different animals.
A TPP must be approached and entered into with a bit of preparation and finesse, while a GVM can be dove into with very little warning, and no thought of lubrication.
A GVM requires specialty weaponry listed in the Big Bore section of Guns and Cocks Magazine.
I like to sneak up on a TPP from below and first attempt to ensnare it in a classic CSM, or Clitoris Sucking Maneuver. This normally takes the TPP by surprise and renders them powerless to escape further methods of subduing them.
Once I've sufficiently caused their powerful muscles to relax, I begin my body quadrant by body quadrant attack on their yummy bits.
I'll reach their breastal region and begin to employ GNS, or Gentle Nipplage Suckage, on them. This usually causes them to reach up and grab my buttocks and grind against me, signaling me that it's time to penetrate the TPP finally.
I'll position my TPP boring device at it's entrance and ensure to spread a generous amount of the TPP's own lubricants around the opening to ensure a smooth entry.
...... Sorry minions. I just went and had lunch with an old buddy of mine and we fed sandwich crusts and cheese puffs to a group of squirrels.
I can no longer think of an interesting way to finish my silly little TPP scenario.
My brain is completely filled with visions of obese squirrels, addicted to junk food and sitting on my lap, burping. That would be massive cool!
Well folks, I was finally given a date for my final, retirement physical. They're going to give it to me the day that all of my retirement paperwork is supposed to be turned in to our admin department. Talk about cutting things close.
With my luck, I'm sure they'll find some reason to tell me they have to wait another week before they can acquire form 23-Z14-NinerAlpha.7 or some shit like that. I'm going to consider myself very lucky if I'm actually out on the streets next month by the correct date.
BEAST OUT
Bonus Material!
Increase your natural world knowledge base with OneStrangeBeast's Nature Corner Minute!
Today's Topic- Squirrel Diets. Squirrels love their protein, carbohydrates, and fats. This is why human junk food is so appealing to them apparently.
They cannot digest cellulose, and so eat a steady diet of nuts, pine cones, fungus, and fruit. Certain species include a heavy dose of insects on their plate as well, and still others will eat small snakes, birds, and fury things smaller than themselves.
A favorite snack food of the Eastern Grey Squirrel is Herr's Brand Honey Cheese Puffs.
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How Do You Tell a Woman That a B in her BBC is Missing? Edition
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Posted:May 16, 2012 12:20 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2012 5:44 pm
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My other state buddy, and co-vice presidential candidate, KarlBloggerfeld, once wrote a blog post entitled...
"How Do You Tell a BBW that One of the "Bs" Does Not Apply?" Ah yes, here it isHow Do You Tell a BBW that One of the Bs Does Not Apply.
I would like to update that train of thought today by adding another car to the tracks.
How Do You Tell a White Chick One of The "Bs" on Her BBC Does Not Apply?
A casual stroll around A F F will have you bumping into a large amount of white girls who make it clear they are only interested in Big Black Cock, or BBC as they're referred to.
Now some of these women have pictures and videos of their exploits, and are shown taking on some genuinely large cocks. Many others, however, are getting their woman parts plunged into by what can only be considered an average sized wang and occasionally what this white boy would even consider to be a small meat rod.
As an example, in the woman's video I saw last night which finally had me thinking enough is enough, the clip started off with a close-up of a supposed BBC fully inserted into the lady's sheath.
Within seconds of the video commencing, the man began his exit stroke. This being labeled as a BBC video, I expected to witness a long journey as this cock left the nest. I was surprised that after only about 4 or 5 inches, I could already see the head of the cock nearly slipping from the love tunnel.
The man eventually pulled out completely, and sure enough, was packing no more than perhaps 6 inches of cock. If I've got the cock beat by over an inch, can it really be considered a BBC?
Some of these women go so far as to say they love black men, not just for their (sometimes) huge cocks, but also for who they are as men, as if all black men are the same mentally.
GoldStandard20XX wrote an interesting take on that from a black man's perspectiveThe 'BBC Experience' From a Black Man's Point of View which rips into that mentality far better than I can.
If you are attracted to black men, or women, or any other specific "race", just say so. You don't need to make rather stupid comments as to why you have the attraction.
Many men are attracted to asian women, but it's usually because they're tiny little cuties that a man can pick up under 1 arm and toss around the bed like a rag doll. They don't normally say their attraction is also to the particularities of the asian woman's mind, as if they are all alike as well.
Why is my crackberry telling me I don't know how to spell particularities? Stupid "smart" phone!
To wrap this line of thought up... If you're attracted to certain aspects of men or women such as darker skin, blue eyes, red hair, or a pale complexion, just state it in a manner which doesn't sound so hollow.
Also... As KarlBloggerfeld wrote, not every larger woman can claim to be beautiful simply because they're Big. Some of them wouldn't be all that attractive at 115 LBS.
And finally... Just because the cock you're sucking or fucking is darker than the color of your morning coffee, doesn't mean it can actually be described as big. Based on the pictures and videos posted, some of you women need to be asking for a refund.
BEAST OUT
Bonus Material!
Improve your cock size knowledge with OneStrangeBeast's Cock Sizes of the World Program.
Today's Cocks: Sudanese Arab Cocks. Sudanese Arabs possess, on average, the largest cocks in the world. Arabs in general normally pack more size than any other group of men.
Interestingly enough, the only real requirement to be considered an Arab, is to be able to speak arabic.
Learn to speak arabic and instantly increase the size of your cock.
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First work day of the week....at least for me Edition
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Posted:May 15, 2012 10:14 am
Last Updated:May 16, 2012 8:29 am
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It's tuesday minions, and you all know what that means. Absolutely nothing, that's right. You can't complain that it's Monday and you can't be thankful it's Hump Day. It's just a strange sort of Limbo day where you have to make the best of it.
You've all probably seen your fill of my Beastage lately as well, so I'm not even going to bore you with another chest shot for Titty Tuesday.
Has anybody ever had a roommate and allowed that roommate use of some of your belongings?
I've done that with my big screen television, and 1 of the 2 roommates has reached a point where he acts as if he has some sort of inherent right to sit his ass in front of it for 6-12 hours a day.
I can tell by his body language and sighs that he gets annoyed when I use my own shit. Now I'm annoyed!
Yowzers! I'm about to drive to our old building and it's raining cats and other small, furry, angry, needle-toothed mammals out here!
It looks to be a short day. The majority of us are going over to do a final clean-up of the old site and then call it a wrap. We just had a group of guys return from an Africa deployment on Friday, and they need some room to move and clear up their travel documents.
Wow... Talk about a long, sloooow trip between sites. I'm at least 20 minutes away still and moving slowly enough to compose a blog entry.
OK... This is great. The tunnel I use was closed, so I got forced to the right onto a highway I never use. I turned to GPS and that led me to a bridge which was closed for repairs. I'm now sotting outside a 7-11 who-knows-the-fuck-where, trying to decide if I should just punch in my home address and say fuck it.
This is pay-back for having such a wonderful Monday. The universe must balance the scales in it's favor. Screw you universe! Do you hear The Beast? SCREW YOU!
I'll probably be struck by a meteorite later today and killed instantly.
Has anybody seen my co-vice presidential candidate, KarlBloggerfeld, running around anywhere? I'm starting to think he took the campaign funds and ran off to a tropical island with a box of artificial woman parts. I'll bet his plan is to drink rum and make sweet, sweet love to cyberskin all day while I'm stuck back here, trying to run a campaign on a shoestring budget and the handsomeness of my ass.
I'll never get you minions out of toilet paper and into real uniforms at this rate! I may get you out of the toilet paper at least. No harm in that really.... naked minions and whatnot.... no harm at all.
BEAST OUT
Bonus Material!
Get to know your Vice Presidents past with OneStrangeBeast's Get to know your Vice Presidents Past Program.
Today's VEEP - Aaron Burr, after shooting and killing Alexander Hamilton in a duel, was indicted for murder in both New York and New Jersey, but never stood trial.
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Detailed Edition
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Posted:May 14, 2012 12:53 pm
Last Updated:May 16, 2012 5:28 pm
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Very productive weekend minions! I know I got a bunch of things done that I needed to. This whole turning over a new leaf has been good for me. I don't feel constantly behind the 8 ball lately now that I'm doing chores and errands in a timely manner.
So far in the last couple of days, I've gotten both my truck and myself detailed. I only required this fancy, one-of-a-kind flatop. The truck needed 3 hours of work, but I think it was worth the cost.
All I need to do now is buy some catch-all floor mats and some stylish covers for my seats and things, and my truck will be good to go for another 100,000 miles.
I hate to have to drop even more money, but I don't think I can choke much more life out of the tires I'm running on. I'm starting to feel a little traction loss when it rains heavily. No sense putting my in danger in order to put off buying a new set I suppose. That wouldn't be a very responsible or fatherly thing for me to do. I'll have to shop around and try to keep it down to "That was unpleasant", instead of "Holy shit, I was just robbed!".
I'm on a roll today. I stopped at the Post office, The Tax Office, The Barber, and The Bank and never had to wait in a single line. Each place i walked into, I was at the head of the line. You just can't ask for a better Monday than that! Well.....
OK 2 short posts will have to do for today. I still need to wrap a couple items up before going back to work tomorrow where I have time to write lengthy posts. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha
BEAST OUT
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It's Monday. Kiss My Ass Edition
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Posted:May 14, 2012 7:29 am
Last Updated:May 19, 2012 2:11 pm
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I'll be posting something more substantial later folks. I just wanted to take this early moment to say kiss my ass to Monday. Wait a minute..... I have today off from work. Monday isn't so bad after all. This week at least.
Everybody take care!
P.S. I won't mention who or what bit my ass.... but it had better not happen again.
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Totally Random and Unnecessary Weekend Beastage Edition
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Posted:May 12, 2012 8:33 am
Last Updated:May 16, 2012 5:30 pm
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Just for the Hairy Heck of it. It's not even Titty Tuesday! You're welcome!
I'm off to take my here and there and try to make the most of a nice day. Maybe he'll even finally allow me to take him to The Avengers.
I can't tell you how much it pains me that he shows zero interest in comics other than a short lived love of The Titans television cartoon.
What's a guy to do?
BEAST OUT
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Boy is this post late Edition
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Posted:May 11, 2012 6:04 pm
Last Updated:May 14, 2012 8:43 pm
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Sorry this is coming in at the end of the day. I just got home from work. I don't even have time to color Larry and Roger tonight. You get them in black and white.
It's Friday minions, and you know what that means! That's right! Another weekend has arrived, bringing with it a chance for everybody to relax, unwind, and possibly even get laid!
If you're one of the unfortunate types that must work over the weekend, I apologize for rubbing your noses in it. For my Canadian friend, spiderj72, I apologize for rubbing his elbows in it. (He's too tall to rub his nose in it)
I'll be spending Saturday with my and will attempt to get him out and about. I think I'll take him to the beach and teach him how to build a sand castle. Considering his love of Matchbox cars, it will actually turn out to be a high rise parking garage complete with toll booth. I'm not sure if crabs carry spare change, but he'll get it from them if they do.
I think I'll use part of Sunday to clean my truck inside and out like I've been meaning to do. Certain people like impishpixie don't think I can do it, but The Beast will prove her and all other doubters wrong!
I jumped on Microsoft Excel the other day and made some professional looking cartoon boxes for Larry and Roger. I'm going to try to take them pro by seeing if I can sell some to a magazine. If I do, you'll all be able to say you knew them when they were just a couple nuts, hanging around the blogs.
I'll also send anybody that wants an autographed original dedicated to them. Don't worry. I'll sign my real name instead of my bloggy O.S.B. So people will know it's legit.
As usual, I'm not going to be a hard-assed boss, and keep you all here in the burrow too long on a Friday. Go forth and enjoy your weekends minions. You all deserve a much needed break.
BEAST OUT
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Get to Know my Minions Thursday Edition
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Posted:May 10, 2012 1:16 pm
Last Updated:May 14, 2012 8:45 pm
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Welcome, minions, to The Beast Burrow. We have some exciting activities lined up for you today! The Minion In Charge Of Leisure Activities has arranged some classic movies for everybody to watch. You can just click on the link up above that says "Hottest Videos" to begin once you're ready.
If you would like to hang around long enough to read my Beastly proclamations, pull up a stump and we'll begin. (We might be able to afford real chairs when the new budget is finalized. Better quality uniforms as well.)
It seems that nobody enjoys a post in which I vent, and I can respect that. I myself care less for a whiny post, so I can't expect minions to want to read about The Beast's bad days. I'll keep everything more upbeat from now on... Beastly Promise.
Today I thought I would do my own version of a get-to-know-me post, except I want to know more about my minions.
I'm just going to throw some random questions out there, and if you would care to answer them, I'll know better what types of positions you would excel at here in the burrow.
1 ). In your mouth
On your face
Across your breasts
Anywhere but near me
2 ). Science Fiction
Comedy
Action
Romance
Horror
3 ). Enter freely
Only a very small toy with lube
Tunnel condemned, keep out!
4 ). Burgers and Fries
Steak and baked potato
Lobster and shrimp
5 ). I don't trust anybody that much
Maybe a few silk scarves
Hog tie me and do your worst
6 ). Typing all day
Physical labor
Problem solving
Supervising others
7 ). Flat on my back
On all fours
Riding high like a cowgirl
8 ). Car
Truck
SUV
Hybrid or Van
9 ). In a shower
Against a wall
Secretly in public
On a beach or under the stars
10 ). Old fashioned paper Novel
Newfangled electronic book
Computer screen
Don't care to read that much
OK minions. I guess that's a decent start at getting to know some of you better. The more I get to know you, the more I may actually remember important things like your birthday or something, which works out for you. The Beast isn't so high and mighty he can't send a little something nice a minion's way for a special occasion.
All of you have a great remainder of your day and keep smiling. Your Beast cares for you all.... Even that Kissie guy up in Canada who called me Beastie!
BEAST OUT
Bonus Material!
Entertain yourself with OneStrangeBeast's stupid Human Tricks Program.
Today's test: Standing! Take a dining or folding chair and place it against a wall. Stand with your feet just in front of the chair and lean down and forward until your forehead is touching the wall above the chair. Reach down and lift the chair and then attempt to stand back up.
This gag is more fun if you're challenging a group of friends to see if anybody can pull it off.
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Hump and Pump Edition
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Posted:May 9, 2012 3:55 pm
Last Updated:May 31, 2012 3:16 pm
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It was one of those days my minions. I'm really going to have to fight hard not to drive somebody's teeth down their throat before I can get myself retired.
I've spent 20 years working my ass off, showing up early, leaving late, and working circles around the next 3 or more men behind me most of the time. I did everything that was ever expected of me and plenty that wasn't.
For whatever paperwork reason, the yearly board members continued to skip over me and decide I wasn't worthy of chief's anchors. They never send an explanation as to why you weren't chosen, so you're stuck trying to figure out what you need to correct on your own.
Now here I am, nearly retired, and still hearing the same "Start acting like Chiefs!" Speech given to my peers and I by a new bunch of guys that were in our shoes probably a year ago.
I haven't met the person who took the chief's exam, sent in a package, and calmly waited for the anchors to be pinned. They all anxiously await the results to be announced and drop a quiet little load in their pants when they actually see their name on the selectees list.
It's not until the following cycle they act as if they knew all along the magic formula to get them in the club and wonder why you can't figure it out other than you must suck in some way, shape, or form.
I reflect to November, 2010, when I was the Patrol Leader for a mission to guard a submarine anchored in Annapolis, Maryland. I wrote a thorough Patrol Brief and watch bill to include a dedicated duty armorer. The chiefs and officers hacked my plan apart and did away with the duty armorer, opting instead to keep all spare weapons and ammunition on board our boats.
That led to somebody who should not have been carrying a weapon, accidentally shooting himself through the knee. So much for me acting like a chief. My plan was ignored in order to cut down on needed bodies.
OK. Rant over. I feel better already. Sometimes you just have to get the toxins out on paper (so to speak) for it to no longer be poisoning your body and mind.
I don't actually despise all chiefs, just the ones who make a point of saying stupid shit to me as I'm trying to wrap up this career of mine. Some of them I actually would consider friends if that sort of fraternization was allowed around here.
On to my usually happy-go-lucky Beastly Goodness!
I had a good show of support for the continued employment of those whacky nuts, Larry and Roger. The management has decided to keep them around after all and possibly even give them a bonus of some sort.
Do any of you minions have any suggestions on what to give a pair of balls to show they're appreciated?
Speaking of testicles. Did you know if you visit Wikipedia for either the topic of testicles or semen, you'll find information on the Testicles as Food, as well as the Ingestion of Semen? It's awfully kind of them to include that important information along with the other, more scientific mumbo jumbo.
By the way. If you're wondering why poor Larry and Roger got so beaten up for today's edition, thank Jules1590. She personally requested too see them bruised and bloodied. I think her Minion In Charge Of Minion Discipline is going to her head.
BEAST OUT
Bonus Material!
Get to know your or your partner's testicles with OneStrangeBeast's Get to Know Your or Your Partner's Testicles Program.
Today's Testical Trivia: The right testicle of a right handed man usually hangs lower than the left, and the opposite normally holds true for a lefty.
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Double Dose of Testicles Tuesday Edition
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Posted:May 8, 2012 6:28 pm
Last Updated:May 10, 2012 1:20 pm
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Since my magical post I had written was lost earlier and I had to make due with a hastily assembled replacement, I thought I would double up on the testicles around here to make up for it.
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