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HNW: And The Mystery Guest Is……
Posted:Nov 17, 2011 3:18 pm
Last Updated:Mar 4, 2012 12:56 pm
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Yesterday I challenged you all to pick out my tum from three photos which you did (damn, I must make it harder next time lol ) and additionally, to guess the tum of one of the others which belongs to a famous celeb.
Much to my surprise a few of you guessed correctly (damn, I really need to make this harder next time to ) in that the mystery tum belongs to none other than……
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Yes, it’s Super Mario, um - I mean, Mr Ron Jeremy
A huge well done to those of you who guessed him correctly.

Following on from this, our Ron has a very interesting history.
The star of apparently over 2000 porn flicks, he got into the industry after his girl friend of the time sent in some snap shots of him to Playgirl Magazine. Such was the subsequent overwhelming positive response from the female readers that he was enabled to make the effortless transition to adult films.

Here’s a question for you lovely ladies though: Would you rate Ron as sexy?
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Half-Nekkid Wednesday: Name That Tum .....The Sequel
Posted:Nov 15, 2011 5:05 pm
Last Updated:Sep 27, 2012 4:07 pm
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Salutations once again
It’s the early hours of Wednesday here in the UK and that means it’s time for blackheatlust’s HNW, so discard your garments everyone

You may recall that a few months ago I posed a game of ‘Spot My Tummy’ for the event; Well, as it happened you all guessed it correctly so today I’m going to make it much harder
Yes, you’ll need all your observational skills to pick out my torso from the following trio below which we shall label A, B and C for ease of reference.

As an added puzzle, one of the pics actually depicts a famous actor or actress and you’ll get super bonus points if you can identify exactly who it is
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P.S For anyone believing C to be the torso of Tara Reid post her botched plastic surgery, I’m afraid you’re incorrect – although I would have most likely hazarded exactly the same guess

Happy HNW Everyone
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HNW
Posted:Nov 8, 2011 6:48 pm
Last Updated:Jan 28, 2015 5:48 am
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Time once again to strip, everyone (and I promise not to put up another pic of an old man urinating this time)

Unfortunately, this one turned out a bit blurry but I'm going to pretend that I produced the effect deliberately in the name of artistic licence



Happy HNW everyone
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Breaking News Exclusive: Bigfoot Breaks Into Home And Attacks Man!
Posted:Nov 3, 2011 2:18 pm
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2011 4:17 pm
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HNW (Part 2)
Posted:Nov 2, 2011 5:36 pm
Last Updated:Sep 17, 2018 4:31 am
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Verily I hang my head in abject opprobrium after my earlier HNW stunt
Nonetheless, by way of humble entreaty and penance for my disdainful sin I do hereby enclose a genuine HNW photo which comes with a little story attached

A lovely lady from this site requested that I put up a pic of my guns.
At said behest, I replied that I don't own a firearm upon which she promptly informed me that she was actually referring to my arms.
Ah.....I knew that....of course
Anyhoo, in accordance with said request, here they are.

Happy HNW everyone

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HNW
Posted:Nov 2, 2011 9:09 am
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2011 3:51 am
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Time to disrobe once again everyone
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And in accordance with the rules, you will notice that I have had the decency to keep my shoes on so as to fulfill the half naked criteria

But seriously, has no one told this old chap that urine makes for piss poor (if you'll excuse the pun) lawn fertilizer? Hell if this is the inept manner in which he tends his garden, he might as well just piss in the lawnmowers petrol tank and let the garden run riot. Not only that, but is it just me or is the water in that fountain of his a decidedly suspicious colour?
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Hmmmm.....
Posted:Nov 1, 2011 10:26 am
Last Updated:Nov 2, 2011 11:12 am
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Now far be it for me to say, but I'd suggest that the following chap got off very lightly considering....
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WTF?!
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World Exclusive!
Posted:Oct 31, 2011 7:51 am
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2011 3:50 am
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Conspiriologists such as myself have long questioned the official version of events surrounding Princess Diana's tragic and untimely demise over a decade ago.
But now amid incredible new revelations regarding the Princesses' final hours as have been exclusively revealed by a national newspaper, even the most hardened of skeptics will no longer be able to deny the probability of a malicious, intelligence agency instigated assassination plot.....
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I would like to express my hearty congratulations to the sterling journalistic work carried out and revealed here; Bravo good sirs. Bravo.
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Will you join me in a moment of respectful silence?
Posted:Oct 27, 2011 5:49 am
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2011 3:49 am
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....In regards to the following....
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I must say that I for one am absolutely intrigued by the subsequent forensic testing of the trampoline; What the hell?! Are the police treating this as a case of suspicious tampering and possible foul play by another party?
Seriously, even one of the weekly miscreants on Columbo surely couldn't have hatched a perfect murder plot such as this?!
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Um....in all honesty, I couldn't think of an adequate title for this one...
Posted:Oct 26, 2011 6:30 pm
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2011 3:45 am
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Hello again everyone

Brace yourselves for believe it or not, this is a genuine newspaper article:
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Seriously.....WTF?!?!
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Salutations
Posted:Oct 3, 2011 8:35 am
Last Updated:Oct 26, 2011 3:57 am
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Hello again everyone
Strewth! - I'm so behind
A sea of yellow greets me on my watch list; My mail box is brimming and someone has gone to the regretful trouble of smearing shit all over my keyboard (ok, so the last one isn't entirely true )
Nonetheless, it's quite clear that I have much catching up to do.
I hope that you are all well though

I did actually attempt to put a post up last week but the powers that be ostensibly took offence to the pic which accompanied it (how is vomit porn in any way offensive I ask you? )

In the meantime though, I have just found the greatest movie NEVER made which I would like to share with you all now.....
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For anyone unfamiliar with the internet phenomenon that is Goatse, you may wish to look up it...um, I mean look it up....all shall be revealed and I'm quite sure that you'll be eternally grateful to me for enlightening you...
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Half-Nekkid Wednesday
Posted:Sep 21, 2011 7:10 am
Last Updated:Sep 17, 2018 4:31 am
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I've been admittedly somewhat lapse recently in joining in this - sorry
Nonetheless, better late than never as the colloquialism goes so here's a few quicky pics
For anyone left befuddled as to why my nipple piercing has miraculously jumped to my right side in the bottom left hand photo, it's actually due to me taking the pic in a mirror. Weird eh?
Anyway, enough of my chin wagging, may I wish you all a happy HNW

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Um....
Posted:Sep 15, 2011 1:43 pm
Last Updated:Oct 18, 2011 4:17 pm
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...you know, there are some things in life which no matter how one looks at them, just aren't right.
Such is the case with the photo below in fact....
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My good man I must respectfully ask you, seriously,WTF?!?!?!

(And is it just me or does this fellow bear an uncanny resemblance to actor, Gerard Butler?)
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