They All Fall.....
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Posted:May 15, 2012 4:57 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2012 6:47 pm
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When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won. there have been tyrants and murders and for a time they seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall ... think of it, always.
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~Mohandas (Mahatma) K. Gandhi~
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What's Wrong With My Blog.....
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Posted:May 14, 2012 4:49 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2012 6:41 pm
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Okay, so I have had several people telling me that my blog page looks too wide, that they can not read or click the "Comment" button on some of my posts.
From my end everything looks fine other then the aspect that the web monkeys here have the "Calendar, Resent Visitors, People who like this blog and most resent comments by others" blocks are locked in place and do not move with the width of my posts like it once use to. They stick over and just cover the last part of the posting "Date and time Stamp"
But only down to "The Giveaway" the 3rd sticky post that I have. The rest below that everyone should be able to accessed and read with ease.
Can anyone tell me what really looks so wrong so I can try to fix it or have the monkeys fix it on their end?
Thanks
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Take It.....
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Posted:May 14, 2012 4:40 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2012 4:40 am
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The truth does not change due to our ability to stomach it.
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~Flannery O'Connor~
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Weekend Update.....
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Posted:May 13, 2012 9:45 pm
Last Updated:May 16, 2012 4:49 am
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Okay, wow, I was almost having withdraws from not being on here all weekend with ya'll so here I am, I thought I'd catch you all up..... For those whom of you even care.
Okay, so Friday night I decided, Fuck it, it's my birthday weekend, I'm going to go do something for me. So I was getting dressed, and I decided to go to the strip club and at least enjoy some naked bodies. Seems some strippers have a thing for a guy wearing a leg brace..... they must have smelt disability money or pain meds, I'm not sure which. So one hot little number comes and sits with me and talks, and then she talks me into a lap dance, What the fuck, it's payday, I've got a little extra, and I haven't had someone rub against me in months.
She did a VERY good job, I had to contain myself, I almost left my mark upon her crotch. Her set is done, I hobble back to my table in the corner next to the side stage. I enjoy watching the ladies and soon she's up to dace, she gets to the side stage, I go over and get more face full of titties and poon, I pay her properly and then she asks me, what I'm doing when I leave here. I said most likely just going home and jerking off thinking about her. She laughed and then asked why jerk off when I could just have the real thing. ..... I'm sorry, did I just hear her correctly? ..... She says she can get off early if she meets her Lap dance quota and can pay off her shift. I told her I didn't know and I'd have to think on it.
She goes off to the other stage to finish her set, and then comes back to find me. Asks me if I've thought about her offer. Do I have a Dick? YES I've thought on it, I'm so damn horny I'd just about fuck anything, I do have standards. I said Sure, what the hell. So she does her thing, and damn she's good. We talked about things to do when she gets out of here, how it's gonna go down, and ol' MO here is like hell yeah, out of the dry spell. I get her the money to get out of there, she tells me to meet her up and the corner drug store in 20 minutes, I give her my number, and I'm about to get laid, No thanks to this place.
So I'm there, I'm waiting, I'm watching every car as if I'm a about to be reunited with my long lost or something. I'm texting my friend "T" and she's like "FINALLY THANK GOD AND HALLELUJAH!!!!! Now maybe you won't be such an asshole". People keep staring at me like I'm on crack or something. 20 minutes go by, 25 minutes go by T keeps telling me "she'll be there, she felt what you had, who could resist it?" 30 minutes, 35, 45 minutes and I'm now pissed. She's got my number, her phone works I saw her on it. So I drive back up there, T said maybe she got held and couldn't leave. I make it there just in time for Roll Call, and she's no where to be seen. Now I'm livid, I just got duped by a stripper.
So needless to say Friday night was a bust.
I wake up early Saturday went into work for a few hours, lounge around, stew a little over the fact of how I was duped, Watched some TV, Read my book "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" .... by the way, I highly suggest reading it, Tucker Max is a GENIUS!!!!! And I get a Text from Coworker saying how plans have changed for the cookout due to bad weather and that the temperature of the pool has dropped. We'll be going over to her mothers place and just have Margaritas there. I try to find out what time as I'm already headed to the Liquor store to purchase top shelf tequila to ensure she gets good and loosened up.
As I send a picture of the VERY large amount of tequila (2.5 liters) to her with the response, "Oh my it's big" DAMN SKIPPY you know I am.... I mean it is  and of course I bought bottom shelf tequila for the moochers of the crowd. After all it's a Party for me and her mother's husband. We were both born on the same day 30 years apart.
She was very shocked that I had actually bought the liquor for my own party, but she loves it when I buy her the good stuff..... what woman doesn't. Later we all get together, just a small crowd, not a lot of us. Coworker, Hero, The Friend, Ma and her husband, and later we are briefly joined by the Deuce Bag and then his wife came and stayed.
I brought my blender as that it's professional grade and could grind a cinder block and still make awesome drinks right after. I am once again the master of the libations and ensure that everyone gets drunk. After all, It's my party and I'll get you drunk if I want too. Although there was someone there I wish to never get drunk as she becomes VERY pushy upon me, and not even all the Tequila in the Liquor store could get me on top of her, and sure as hell not under her as that I wouldn't survive to tell the horrific story of it. But she still demands me to kiss her even if I try to pull away, grabbing my balls, smacking my ass and twisting my nipples like volume buttons.
Now coworker, The Friend and Deuce Bag's wife have been planning a trip to go to Florida this coming weekend and a "Girls Trip" and Coworker suggests that I come along. Now first off this excites me because 1) I'd be most likely sharing a bed with her. 2) It was her Idea, not the other. 3) She sent me a text trying to be silent but saying "If you come to FL you can F me." ..... JACK POT WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!
I continue making margaritas and strawberry daiquiri's for everyone. I have polished off the good stuff within 2 1/2 pitchers, Now out of margarita mix and Coworker doesn't like the strawberry stuff. So who's the one that's gotta go to the store, ME, only because she gave me that look ..... I must be a sucker or something. I'm light beyond the capabilities of being a responsible driver and wouldn't you know it, there's a rode block just outside the complex, and I have to think fast. I remember a way to go the opposite direction through another complex, but I've only done it once, during the day, years ago.
Well I make I to Wal-mart as Coworker sends me a text saying the Friend needs cigarettes. I tell her she (Coworker) owes, but I would in NO WAY fuck the friend. She tells me to come to FL and she'll pay everything she owes. I tell her to just leave the party now, come to my apartment and I'll fuck her to where she'll never need a booty call again. I stumble to the register, get everything, and then some how make it back. And now there's even more people here, I don't know them, but the guy is funny as hell, and his chick is hot and keeps looking at me seductively. It has to be the tequila making me this damn sexy, it just has to be.
So now almost a gallon of tequila down between 3 fast drinkers and 2 slow drinkers, and the 3 girls are taunting me about going to Florida this coming weekend. The only thing I'm having a conflict on is getting the time off this late in the game while having a fully loaded schedule and a new intern starting Monday. We'd be gone Thursday Night to Monday. I'm the only specialist in our office that does what I do and do it as well, where there is only 1 other that halfway knows what I know. T keeps telling me I need to go down there and LAY IT ON Coworker and Lay It On Her GOOD!!!!!
So now I'm seriously thinking about going, but just somehow have to come up with a good "Get out of work" lie. I honestly don't call out of work, I haven't in 10 years. The only time I've taken off was 2 days a few months ago to get my mental shit together. Any good Ideas on how to call out of work? I was thinking of saying my mother is having surgery, but that could backfire if she comes into the office for a visit soon.
Today I woke up late, only a small headache (Very shockingly) and just proceeded to do nothing. I finished my book (VERY SHOCKINGLY) as that I'm not much of a reader. I never even finished a book in school, not even those easy 20 page books in elementary school. I went and got his second book "Assholes Finish First" and it's true, those guys do, and I want to be an asshole, I just need an even bigger asshole to be a wing man to make me look even better.
So that's the weekend update. That's the News, Goodnight, And Have a Pleasant Tomorrow.
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Eat A Lot.....
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Posted:May 11, 2012 4:36 am
Last Updated:May 13, 2012 8:05 pm
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When we win, I'm so happy, I eat a lot.When we loose, I'm so depressed, I eat a lot. When we're rained out, I'm so disappointed, I eat a lot.
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~Tommy Lasorda~
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Almost The Weekend......
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Posted:May 10, 2012 7:07 pm
Last Updated:May 13, 2012 7:57 pm
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So It's almost the weekend.....
What have you got planned? Any wild parties? Group Orgies? Are you going down to the alley way and gonna let the hobo flog you as you let him call you a "richy richy pussy" while you wear his 2 month old dirty undies?
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Grab It.....
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Posted:May 10, 2012 4:45 am
Last Updated:May 10, 2012 6:16 pm
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Mishaps are like knives the either serve us or cut us, as we grasp them by the blade or by the handle.
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The Countdown Is Over.....
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Posted:May 9, 2012 4:48 am
Last Updated:May 10, 2012 6:10 pm
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Well It's officially the end of the countdown. Now all the ladies can no longer worry about having to take their panties off to let them hang out to dry after all this anticipation 
So you really want to know what the fuck this has all been about?
You sure?
Okay, well you asked for it.....
It's My Birfday, YAY!!!!!
Shame on you all for not knowing! 
I'd stay on and post more about it, or how I feel about this just being another day and all, but I really need to be getting ready for work, and sense that's taking quite a bit longer to do now, I'll just have to do that later.
You can leave presents below, or ladies you can come over and line yourself up outside my apartment. I'll be home later, no fighting while in line please, I will get to you all. Or if you'd like to come over and redecorate my bathroom, I'd like a Golden phone in there, a Jar of pickles, A gallon of Mustard, and some flavored drinks.
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Measure Up.....
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Posted:May 9, 2012 4:34 am
Last Updated:May 10, 2012 6:14 pm
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Q: How Do you Define Success?
A: If I have enough laughter, if I go to bed contented with myself and my life. I don't think the world's standards of success are that valid.
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~Madeline L'Engle~
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Really Need To Just.....
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Posted:May 8, 2012 8:45 pm
Last Updated:May 9, 2012 9:49 pm
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I REALLY Just Need To.....
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You know?
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Final Day.....
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Posted:May 8, 2012 4:25 am
Last Updated:May 8, 2012 8:38 pm
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Only 1 Day left in the countdown.....
Aren't you just tingling with anticipation in your naughy bits to find out what this is all about?
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Think About It.....
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Posted:May 8, 2012 4:18 am
Last Updated:May 9, 2012 9:53 pm
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We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.
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~Albert Einstein~
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What Would You Do.....
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Posted:May 7, 2012 7:58 pm
Last Updated:May 8, 2012 7:03 pm
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If you have the ability to go do one thing, no worry of expenses, no worries of repercussions, just one thing, not a list of things to follow, just the one thing.
What would you go do?
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