So...I've Been Thinking...
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Posted:Aug 8, 2007 12:04 am
Last Updated:Dec 27, 2007 6:30 pm
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No...really...I've been doing a lot of thinking, and working, and servicing the other half...and being serviced...and thinking...then sleeping and working and servicing and thinking...
...sometimes I do the servicing and thinking at the same time...and sometimes I have been able to do the sleeping and working at the same time.
...once I almost fell asleep while being serviced, but I have never fallen asleep while doing the servicing. Sometimes, the thinking carries over into the sleeping...and sometimes the sleeping continues into the thinking.
...sometimes I find myself sitting on the edge of the bed with one shoe on, and one shoe off...and I can't figure out if I'm going to bed or getting up...but usually of late there's been a half or totally naked woman in the bed, so it hasn't been difficult to decide where I'm heading not withstanding the aforementioned confusion...
I've decided my wife is at least a little bit evil though...I was heading upstairs the other day to watch my favorite football team play, and I have a Beer in one hand, and the other hand is holding a plate with a nice juicy steak with a big pile of potatoes...so what does she do?
She walks out of the bedroom buck naked, props her leg up, and asks if I want some...you know.
 ....normally, this would be a no brainer...but I had steak, potatoes, Beer and a football game all competing for my attention...as a compromise, she let me take her up on her most generous offer at half time...
I hope you all are doing well...I really am doing well...busy...but well...
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
FYI...Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.[/B
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I'M NOT MAD...yeah right!
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Posted:Jun 29, 2007 12:40 am
Last Updated:Jan 3, 2012 12:30 pm
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I was reading an article online the other day called..."5 signs your girlfriend (or wife) is mad at you"...and what to do about it. As follows...
She Goes Quiet...apparently, this technique is called 'the silent treatment' and among women, this is a universally accepted snub. For me, it would mean I finally get some peace and quiet time. I'll need to teach my wife this technique for when she gets pissed off, seems like a win win to me!!
She is Flirting with Another Guy ...according to this article, if this happens she is trying to make me jealous (if it is a rare occurance). The advice is to leave her alone but make sure she knows you're watching. Again, I have not experienced this...and being a bit obtuse, she probably have to go down on him before I'd notice...and at that point I'd probably be more inclined to make it a threesome than get jealous!!
She Says She "Isn't Mad at You"...I understand this one, and for me it falls under the category of 'if you don't want to know the answer, don't ask the question' If I think she's mad at me, the last thing I'm gonna do is ask her!!
She Stops Touching You...in my house, sometimes the touchy feely stuff falls off for a few days...but she still wants sex, it's just much more efficient. Get out the lube, bang her hard for a while, few wipes with a towel and get out, no cuddling required!! Kinda like the silent treatment, I fail to see the down side to this...
She Walks Away...according to the article, this is usually the beginning of 'the silent treatment' and may be combined with the 'flirting', 'no touching' and 'I'm not mad' techniques. I have experienced this in the past but not since I married the one I'm with.
I guess I'm lucky in that when it comes to knowing her feelings, particularly when she's angry, there is no grey area. She's usually in my face, telling me EXACTLY how she feels and what I need to do about it!!
I have longed for the walk away or the silent treatment!!... ...but I think she knows that, and knows me, hence the technique she employs to get my attention...
Me on the other hand...I am either calm or going ballistic...no such thing as a little mad!...but we're working on that...
How do you treat your significant other when your annoyed/pissed off/angry?
Is it effective?
How do they deal with you?
Last but not least, have a super day friends...
lustytaurusLUSTYTAURUS
FYI...If you want to have an affair to make your boyfriend/husband jealous, I'm ok with it... ...
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The Most IGNORANT Blog Post in the History of Blog Postings!!
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Posted:Jun 25, 2007 12:40 am
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2012 5:01 am
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Ignorance...From Wikipedia
Ignorance is a lack of knowledge. Ignorance is sometimes misinterpreted as a synonym of stupidity, and is as thus often taken as an insult. In many cases ignorance is seen as a pleasant alternative to harsh reality.
**Willful ignorance (or vincible ignorance) is a bad faith decision to avoid becoming informed about something so as to avoid having to make undesirable decisions that such information might prompt.
**Ignorance is bliss is a phrase that comes from Thomas Gray's poem, "Ode on a Distant Prospect of Eton College" (1742): "Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise."
I didn't set out to be ignorant this morning, it just happened that way. After the last post, I carried on with life...working, putzing on my house, went swimming with the etc.
I tried to get online to stay caught up here but I lost my wireless and the only line connection I have is on the third floor of the house, where it has been 100 degrees...ten minutes in that and I'm dripping wet like the town pump on cheap beer night.
I finally got my wireless working late yesterday, and I realized I know virtually nothing about what has happened here or in the world at large in the last four days. It seems like my only source of information is the internet, as I don't listen to radio, nor do I read the newspaper or watch television.
For me to unplug it's as easy as closing up my laptop.
Tom Cruise could have fucked Rosie O'Donnell on top of the Hollywood sign and I would not have had a clue about it.
I assume the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq are progressing normally, with soldiers and civilians dying everyday.
Are street gangs and abusers are still carrying out evil acts on innocent lives?
I don't know because I became unplugged. It's a little scary to me how easy it was and how quickly it happened.
Ignorance really was bliss, in some ways, while it lasted though.
How do you unplug?
Is it easy to do?
Does it concern you?
Have a super day friends...and friends I've yet to meet...
lustytaurusLUSTYTAURUS
Light travels faster than sound. That's why most people seem bright until you hear them speak.
~Author Unknown
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A Girl's Best Friend....
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Posted:Jun 21, 2007 12:08 am
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2012 5:02 am
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So I was awoken from my nap after work yesterday by a still small voice in my head.
"What are we doing for our anniversary?"
Our anniversary is coming up next month...our 9th in fact...and I'm glad this day is so important to her. She usually starts bringing it up about a month ahead of time...
I'm glad because I have one hell of a time remembering our wedding day on my own. I clearly remember the day and the month and the year of my first marriage. You see, it was the same day Wayne Gretzky got traded from the Oilers...
Then my mind started wandering a bit, and I remembered how I proposed the to my first wife. We were young and the ring was small. There were three diamonds in it though. A bigger one in the middle with a smaller one on each side.
I took her down by the river underneath a rail bridge where we talked for a while...then I took my knee, presented the ring and asked for her hand. The pain from the gravel working it's way into my knee-cap was softened by my nerves waiting for her answer.
That marriage didn't last, and when I met the woman I am now married to, we moved in together.
The second christmas we spent together I decided to take the next step. This time, I wrapped the ring up and put it inside another gift. Her ring is a diamond solitaire, a little less than a carat in size with F-G color and VVS1 quality, mounted on a 14K gold band. She has a small hand, and I clearly remember looking for the perfect diamond for her.
The jeweller had asked a price range and I told him my intent...so I didn't know the cost until I found her diamond. I didn't have any money at the time, so the next step was to convince the jeweller to let me take the ring and pay for it over the next few months with no money down.
The ring was placed inside the bowl of her other gift that Christmas...a Victorian style pedestal sink. At first, she was so excited about the sink, and new bathroom, she didn't notice the other small box. I waited patiently as she discovered the smaller gift and unwrapped it.
I didn't mean to make her cry, but she was so happy at the same time. I will never forget her attempt at words, her trembling hand as I put the ring on her finger, her intense embrace or the joy in her face.
Happy Anniversary indeed...Dec 25/1997...the day I got engaged...the formalities took place July 3rd/1998, but we exchanged our hearts 6 months earlier...
Are you married?
Do you remember your engagement day? How did it happen?
How do (or did) you want it to happen?
Did he surprise you with a diamond? Were you happy?
...or a little disappointed?
Do you remember your anniversary?
The questions are curiousities, I mostly just wanted to share the story...I felt really good remembering how it happened...
Thanks for listening...and have a great day friends...
lustytaurusLUSTYTAURUS
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Have You Taken It Up The Ass??
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Posted:Jun 18, 2007 5:17 pm
Last Updated:Dec 16, 2010 4:02 pm
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I confess, I have taken it up the ass. In fact, it just happened today.
It wasn't by marathonman45202Da Hand
...nor was it TakethemoneyRUN[blog TakethemoneyRUN] with a nasty probe.
...I would be ok if it was OneLooking4Two[blog OneLooking4Two] with a strap-on...but it wasn't!
Nope, I bought some parts for my car today from the auto wrecker...and boy do I feel screwed...
I needed a new radiator fan assembly for my ten year old car. Brand new the assembly is over a thousand dollars. Used they still felt the need to charge over $300.00...and I still have to install it myself.
Keep in mind, the part came off a whole car that isn't worth $300.00, not to mention this rad fan assembly is a couple of small electric motors mounted on a hunk of plastic.
I don't mind paying for things when I see the value. I like having the option to buy used parts and install them to save some money, and keep my vehicle in order.
I DON'T like getting screwed...and I'm sorry, but the guys around here in the car parts business are in cahoots I'm sure as the price difference between all the wreckers was only about $10.00.
...and just to be clear, I'm totally ok with car sex...just not this way!!
Have you been screwed lately?
Was it in a good way or bad way??...
Have a good one friends...
lustytaurusLUSTYTAURUS
FYI...the pic with this post is of car sex, and all car models are over 18 years of age.
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Only in my world...oiy!
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Posted:Jun 16, 2007 1:22 am
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2007 10:02 pm
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Well, I managed to get both my ex-wife and my current wife mad at me...about the same issue.
One was for one reason, and the other for a different reason. It's times like these when beer and/or gratuitous sex come in handy.
If you have either to offer...LET ME KNOW!!
How's your weekend going??...
lustytaurusLUSTYTAURUS
...in the meantime, I think some demolition work is in order!
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NOTHING...says I love I love you like...
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Posted:Jun 13, 2007 12:32 am
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2012 5:02 am
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...a new floor!!
Yep, progress was made this last week and weekend. We put a new concrete floor in the basement. I must backtrack a little so you know how significant this is.
When I started on the basement, the first task was to re-arrange some things like move the laundry room from one side to the other, install plumbing for a bathroom and shower, reinforce the main beam to get rid of a post to have a big family room...the usual stuff when renovating.
I had to jackhammer some trenches in the old floor for the plumbing along with a few holes to add some foundation pads for support posts.
I realized the 100 year old concrete floor wasn't in great shape...so I jackhammered all of it loose and hauled it out, leaving a dirt floor. I considered selling the old floor on E-Bay as a modular system but decided against it...shipping would have been a bitch!
At this point, I decided there wasn't enough height so I dug the basement one foot deeper and hauled all the dirt out...keep in mind, we are still living in the house and the laundry is still in the basement!
Obviously, this has taken some time, but to make a long story short...we got all the necessary prep work and plumbing done, and the new concrete floor is in and laundry all hooked up. We even picked out our fixtures for the new bathroom downstairs.
No more dirt floor!!
So I said to my wife, I bet you've never been this excited to do laundry huh?
Of course, in her enthusiasm over the significant progress and new concrete...she says, "I can't wait to do the laundry!!"
My reply of course is...that's the way it should be.
I probably shouldn't have said that...
It sure feels good to have that part of this house thing done...and what a difference already!!
Thanks for sharing this with me...I'm very proud of what we're doing here at home. This house has stood for 100 years and when we're done it will still be here long after I'm gone...maybe even 100 or more years. I feel good about that...
Have a super day friends...
lustytaurusLUSTYTAURUS
FYI...I found this pic with the post of the lady doing laundry...and noticed how content and happy she looks. I wonder if she just got a new floor there too?...
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WHO KNEW???
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Posted:Jun 7, 2007 5:06 pm
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2012 5:03 am
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I have experienced a pleasant and unexpected...almost gleeful feeling over the last few days.
It all started after my shit, shower and shave Tuesday morning. I was standing in front of the mirror drying off, and I decided to do an inspection of Big Jim and the Twins for grey hairs.(this all started here...SAY IT ISN'T SO...if you're curious.)
Anyway, I found a couple greys so I CALMLY trimmed them off nice and close...and it was then I noticed Big Jim hanging there.
He was thick and full, relaxed and completely flaccid...and I swore he was bigger than before!
My sweetie has been commenting the last while about how he feels big inside her...and we were wondering if her body was changing a little bit. The change in experience was and is wonderful, but since Tuesday, I have paid special attention to Big Jim during hard and soft times...and I have come to this conclusion...HE'S GETTING BIGGER!!
There is a difference in length, but it is most noticable in the girth. He's definately gotten thicker over time all along the shaft, and particularly the base.
I believe it's our nose and our ears that never stop growing...but I thought a man's manhood actually got a little smaller as the years ticked by. Who knows, maybe it's a genetic quirk!!
...or it could be I'm a delusional narcissist with bad eyesight!!
Do you have any thoughts on this?
Anyone else have this experience?
Have any of you women out there noticed something like this in your man?
Have a super day and night friends...
...and friends I've yet to know...
lustytaurusLUSTYTAURUS
FYI...I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous...
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My Brain in The Basement...
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Posted:Jun 4, 2007 12:58 am
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2012 5:03 am
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So you all know I've spent a lot of time in my basement this last month (6 weeks to be exact LHJB....)...most of it has been spent alone with tools like jackhammers or sledgehammers, circular saws...even had some quality time with my spade and a conveyor...that was special!!
My point is, I get bored easily and my mind starts to wander. I was thinking about how lucky I've been with my two sons so far. Behavior wise for sure, but even with their health.
Other than a couple very minor scrapes, they've never gotten hurt nor have we had to take them to the hospital.
By the time I was 6 years old, I knew the road to our local hospital by memory!!
For example...
My first six months of life were spent in an incubator because of lung problems.
When I was 20 months old, I crawled through a basement window and fell about 7 feet into a foot of water on concrete. The basement had no house on it yet. Mom was 8 months pregnant at the time and had to call a neighbor to fish me out.
At 2 1/2, I hopped into a tub of used oil and started playing in it like I was in a paddling pool.
When I was 3, Dad left me alone in the farm half ton and somehow I knocked into gear. It started moving forward of course but I got freaked out and bailed head first out the window. The truck stopped when it hit the barn.
At 4 years old, I saw a fresh new calf born and I went running into where it lay to say ,"Hey, welcome to my world"...only problem is I tripped just before and I landed on the newborn calf kinda hard. The calf bellered and Momma cow went into protection mode. I was lucky dad was nearby. They can do damage with their head and hoofs...believe me!!
When I was 5, I broke several bones in my left foot sliding down the stairs in a cardboard box. I didn't realize at five years old how fast you would go after 13 steps straight down, nor how sudden the stop would be at the bottom!!
At 6 years old, I learned about rope swings and managed to get one hung in our hip roof barn. Thinking I could get more swing, I put the rope in my mouth and started climbing the wooden rungs to the loft. The third rung broke and I fell with the rope firmly clenched with my teeth. My four front teeth grew back fine, but I think all the blood bothered Mom a bit!
I cannot imagine what my Mother went through, thinking about it now as a parent...but like I said, I was counting my blessings working away in the basement...I hope it continues.
I feel lucky to be alive looking back to when I was a , how about you?
Ever do dumb-ass things like me as a youngster?...haha!!
Have a super Monday friends...
lustytaurusLUSTYTAURUS
FYI...the yellow bear in the pic is my next guarranteed-to-get-laid gift for my sweetie...
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Coming Up For Air...:)
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Posted:May 30, 2007 10:53 pm
Last Updated:Feb 27, 2009 11:22 am
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It appears that my week or so absence has turned into a month!!!...How does that happen??
I hope everyone is well.
The pic with this post is the beginning of the destruction of my basement...started some time ago...to make a long story short, all my spare time in the last month since being here last has been spent tearing it apart and putting it back together again.
Work has been INSANE as well...between the two I have pretty much put my head to the pillow only to wake up to that most hated invention called an alarm clock...I've been winning that battle lately though by waking up at 5:30 am before the blasted thing goes off at 5:45...HA!...I guess it's a good thing...LOL!!
Ok...that's all I wanted to say for now......I really want to get caught up with all y'all!!!
lustytaurusLUSTYTAURUS
Somebody once told me that all y'all is plural for y'all......don't know if it's true, but I like the sound it makes in my head!!
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HEY!!...How Do I Stop This Train???
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Posted:Apr 15, 2007 9:16 pm
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2007 9:43 pm
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Ever since the previous post, it seems like all my moments are spent working, eating, sleeping, hanging with family or otherwise preoccupied with mandatory bodily functions!
Don't get me wrong, I'm getting all the sex I can handle right now too...but I haven't been here much at all.
Needless to say, I'm WAAAYYYY behind catching up with replies and visits to your blogs...but I went AWOL for a few months last fall under much the same circumstances as now. One day turned into another and then another.
So, as promised when I came back, (under threat of physical harm if I didn't...), I just wanted to let you know what's happening and why I haven't been around.
Part two of The Story of Sexy Trisha Lynn Amy Johnson is going to have to wait...it isn't all written yet as I intended it to be somewhat interactive.
I'm probably going to be buried all this week in RL...if I get some time, I'll definately be stopping around...
I'll be missing you though...and we'll be "seeing" you soon...
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
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The Story of Sexy Trisha Lynn Amy Johnson...
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Posted:Apr 12, 2007 1:12 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2015 11:19 pm
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The first time I saw her is forever etched in my memory. I was behind her about 162 or 163 cm away, in a South Westerly direction.
She was wearing blue jeans in the style of the day, and her bum was perfectly parted on both sides of the denim seam that disappeared into the fleshly divide.
She must have felt my eyes admiring her form, because she turned in my direction as though someone had called her name.
I saw her eyes light up, and she smiled as the beer vendor made his way in her direction. With all the discretion I could muster, I drooled at the sight of her camel toe, knowing I could be caught in my gaze at any moment.
I took my eyes off of her for but a moment, as some ferocious noises erupted from the floor where the Monster Truck Rally was being held, and when I returned my eyes to where she stood, she was gone.
I was sad and lonely, as my brief fantasy had ended suddenly. I remember how good she looked in her low cut and slightly too small “I’m With Stupid” T-Shirt. Her breasts were wonderfully wrapped and not too saggy. Her smile was genuine and I wanted to see it again.
My hope was fulfilled as I saw her again about a month later at the drugstore. She was standing at the pharmacy at the end of the aisle. I made my way through the feminine hygiene products as quickly as I could, for I feared I may not have another chance to discover our destiny.
As I approached I heard her voice for the first time, just as she was asking the pharmacist why Prozac was so expensive. I became weak in the knees at that moment, as my ears were blessed by the angelic tones that flowed from her body, entwined in various expletives.
Suddenly, she turned away from the counter with the prescription in her hand. She took a step towards me and as she looked up to see the path in front of her, our eyes locked instantly. I started to introduce myself when I heard her voice again…
To be continued…
What do you think she said?
Have a great day friends, and I hope you enjoyed the story of Sexy Trisha Lynn Amy Johnson so far...
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
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