First Time for Everything!
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Posted:Jan 3, 2011 2:42 pm
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Something very cool happened here over the holidays!
Yeppers...on a whim last week I asked the sweet, sexy, love of my life Perky Tits if she would like to go out of town for New Year's Eve to meet raw_n_heelz
After some discussions about logistics with our and such...she said sure, let's go meet them.
We had a great tme with them out having drinks, talking about life, joking around and everyone felt comfortable and we walked away knowing we'd made some new friends.
The extra cool part was when we came home, we spent a couple hours together on the site...mostly reading here in the blog.
My wife has always known I've been here on the site...but this is the first time we met anyone together and the first we've gone and shared some of the stuff I actually do on here...like this blog. It was just a very cool feeling to share with her what has become a very positive part of my life.
I hope Christmas and New Years was good to you all..
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
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Aren't Christmas Colours awesome.....
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Posted:Dec 27, 2010 12:48 pm
Last Updated:Jan 13, 2011 3:50 pm
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Is it just me...or does that Christmas red tank top make everything look better?
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Merry Christmas and Happy New year friends. I hope this season is going excellent for you...
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
FYI...that is my other half in the picture, affectionately referred to as Perky Tits by me in these parts.
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Just call me Awlphuktup...
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Posted:Dec 21, 2010 9:56 pm
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2011 9:14 pm
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So last post I was thinkng about some of the crazy assed things I did as a ...and lived to tell about it!
I don't know about you, or you all...or y'all...depending where you live...but my mind tends to wander when I starts to thinkn'.
Things just pop in and outta there with no rhyme or reason sometimes...
On this particular day, I was thinkng about the time we rode our BMX bikes from the farm to school to show our friends...long story short we ended up building some ramps to show off just like on the farm, and a couple of our "town" friends MAY have gotten concussions from bad landings...pussies...
Anyway, that's not what this post is about. Around the same time I remembered a certain birthday where I invited everyone in my classmates to my party...all 13 of them...including girls! I think I was turning 12. A couple days before the party my parents said I can't have the girls, just the boys...so I spread the news...except one girl didn't get the memo and on the day of the party she is still expecting to come out and I had to tell her she couldn't.
Towards the end of the school day she presents me with the birthday gift her parents had sent with her to give to me...and she says...
"Here is your birthday gift from me. It's ok that I can't come to your party. My parents are dumb sometimes too. Happy Birthday!"
I still remember that gift...it was one of those helicoptors on a stick with a cord you pull and it flys up in the air...the harder you pulled the cord, the higher it went! I played with that thing for at least two years...until one of my brothers shot it down with a home made bow and arrow...
Here is where I am Awlphuktup...I still feel bad about that day and kind of guilty too, like I shouldn't have taken the gift...and also for missing telling her earlier etc, etc,.
There are a million things I should feel guilty for and don't...like the 50 women I cheated with on my first wife...frankly, she was cold and mean to me...I needed and deserved some affection (and sex)...so I went and got it. It would make sense to feel some guilt about cheating...but I don't and never did.
There are events that transpired when a business partnership failed that resulted in actions some would say were less than honourable...the kind of things that fall under the category of..."Revenge is a dish best served cold"...but I don't feel guilty about them either.
There are other things...with the point being...why do I still feel bad about a simple childhood mistake, like I need to track this girl down and apologize...when I have no such feelings about things I did as an adult...things I feel like I should have some remorse for, but don't?
Whose idea was it to lay in the dark naked and think so much anyway???
Anything you'd like to get off your chest?
I won't tell...
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
FYI...I think it is totally cool that we can have a dirty mind and a clean conscience...at the same time!
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The beginning of the end...or end of the beginning...or...
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Posted:Dec 15, 2010 9:12 pm
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2012 10:07 pm
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I came into this world in the usual way...or so I've been told. I have to take Mom's word on that...and the first two stories below.
God I miss her... ...And then there was one
Growing pains...
Unlike most , I spent my first six months in an incubator, but like most I became mobile at about a year old. At 1 1/2 yrs old I was wondering around our yard on the farm and discovered the new basement poured for the new house Dad was gonna build...so I looked in the basement window opening to see what I could see...and ended up in the bottom in a foot of water.
My six months pregnant Mother had to call a neighbor to get me out...
At 2 1/2 Dad left me in his 1966 GMC truck "for just a minute" to run into the house...somehow, I knocked the truck into neutral and it started rolling forward. I bailed out the window and the truck came to an abrupt halt when it hit the barn...
At the age of four I watched one of our many cows caring for her day old calf and decided to get a closer look. I wandered over there at about half speed (like a four year old jogging), and tripped just before I got there. Luckily the new born calf broke my fall as I landed right on top. Of course the little bugger bellered and Momma freaked out and started head butting me to get me off. Luckily I managed to stay on top of the calf until help arrived or Momma cow probably would have gotten her hooves into the act...
Shall we continue?
At 6 or 7 years old I remember entertaining myself with a rope swing Dad had set up in the barn. After a while though I got bored with swinging using only the momentum I could generate from the ground. The solution lay in the ladder on the wall. The length of the rope was just right, so I put the rope in my mouth and started up the ladder with the intention of putting my foot in the loop to start my swing a few rungs up.
I can't remember if a rung broke or if my foot just slipped...but I can remember the rope ripping the two front teeth on the top row out. I can also remember running to the house with the teeth in my hand and the blood pouring out to get some help...
Then a year or two later there's the broken toes from a cardboard bobsleigh and 13 step staircase as my track, there's the stitches caused by everything from running the neighbors ATV too close to a barb wire fence to sliding off the granary with a cedar roof.
Puncture wounds...nails in the feet were fairly common up to the age of ten, but it is amazing how much a dart stuck into the collar bone can hurt. It seemed logical...we had two dart boards and two sets of darts...and it was so much more exciting than one ball and two ball gloves...
How many of you have seen the show Grown Ups that came out recently? In that show they have a thing they call Arrow Roulette where they stand in a group and shoot an arrow straight up in the air...and then they scatter......amateurs.
We learned 30 years ago that if you stand in a cluster and TRY to shoot an arrow straight up the safest place to be is exactly where you stand...it is almost impossible to have the arrow go straight up and straight down, even adjusting for the wind the closest we got was within about 6 feet of where we started from.
I understand the urge to scatter. Looking up at the arrow coming down (and it takes a few seconds) you would swear it is going to land right on your head. Amazingly, that is one of the few things I did as a that never once resulted in an injury...
Yup...Growing Pains...most self inflicted of course!
I was just relaxing this evening thinking about growing up (one of my sons is 12)...and I remembered all that stuff...good times!
How about you? Have any growing pains?
Have a great day and evening...
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
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Vampires suck...
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Posted:Dec 13, 2010 6:05 pm
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2011 10:00 pm
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After the last post, I started thinking about all the things that people may believe in that would fall under the umbrella of incredible or extraordinary...and there is a crapload of crappy crap that somebody somewhere believes in.
Somehow, Vampires got inside my head and I started thinking about them. I mean from what I know they are basically human like all of us but mostly immortal also.
I would think they would reproduce through similar means...and I assume the females have their special friend come a calling every month. With a vampire's special diet I can only imagine what kind of turmoil could happen.
Can you imagine PMS with a super strong, fast mostly immortal blood sucking she beast??...
From all the movies I've seen the Vampire ladies are pretty hot...not sure I'd trust one with Big Jim down her throat though... ...just seems like the risk vs reward thing isn't quite right.
I am curious though to know what sex would be like with one who is say 200 years old and a lifetime Kegler...she would be nice and snug but probably strong enough to cut off the circulation or maybe even cause a rupture...
...and if there was a blow-out, then I would think things would get really interesting. Of course I would probably pass out from the pain and be completely defenseless.
Do they extend and retract their incisors? I only ask because I've seen them both ways...and there just doesn't seem to be a whole lot of good reliable information out there...
On another note...what the hell is this smiley thing for... ...?
Anyway, like I said at the beginning...Vampires suck...so does my Vacuum cleaner. When it doesn't suck it really sucks...which brings me to another question...do Vampires suck?...or do they just go for an artery and try to keep up?
That's kind of what happens for me when I shotgun a beer...it's not like I'm drinking, the beer just gets forced down my throat from atmospheric pressure.
Have a good night and day friends...
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
FYI...may I suggest if you meet a Vampire that you not call them a "Blood sucking parasitic freak of nature"? I think that might just piss them off.
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What do you get when...
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Posted:Dec 7, 2010 8:30 pm
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2011 9:17 pm
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What do you get if someone is an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?
...drum roll please...
You get someone who lies awake all night wondering if there really is a dog!!
The Centre for Inquiry Canada has decided in it's infinite wisdom to start running ads on the Toronto city transit system.
The main message and campaign is inspired by astronomer Carl Sagan's quote...
"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."
followed below the headline by the words :
"Allah, Bigfoot, UFOs, Homeopathy, Zeus, Psychics, Christ"
The purpose:
"...to challenge ideas and ask difficult questions to promote reason, science, secularism and freedom of inquiry"..."Why is belief in Bigfoot dismissed as delusional while belief in Allah and Christ is respected and revered? All of these claims are equally extraordinary and demand critical examination," says the campaign's website"
I'm not sure what the net effect of this campaign will be. Even in Canada many religious people get elected or appointed to positions of power and influence and go on at a minimum to make laws and set policy that affect us all. Taken to the other extreme, there are dictators with no religion and facist militants backed by extreme religion imposing their will on their populations...ergo the meaning of the picture!
Any thoughts on a campaign like this? What effect if any do you think it will have?
Enjoy the day friends!
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
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Save A ...
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Posted:Dec 5, 2010 11:04 am
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2011 9:33 pm
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No man in good mind has denied
Their love an aft cowgirl ride
I on the bottom
She slaps my scrotum
while driving my cock deep inside
I love many different positions during sex, depending on my mood, but the reverse cowgirl shown above is definitely one of my favorites. I love the view with everything from my lover's curves to watching my cock going in and out, to the feel of how her bum and legs and pussy seem to just envelope the whole area...mmmmmm, mmmmm, good!
Her on top facing me is awesome too...because I can see her face and play with her boobies of course...
I was just thinking about the weekend we had together where that picture was recorded...and then I was going through other pictures...and then I started getting horny so rather than rub one out, I thought I'd share this to kill some time until my sweet Perky Tits gets home and we can re-enact our favorites!
Do you have a favorite position? One standby style that is guaranteed to satisfy?
Any pictures you care to share to back that up?...
Enjoy your day friends!
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
FYI...the above picture and limerick was a comment I posted over in the incredibly erotic blog of [blog roger_the_hound]. I highly recommend checking it out.
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Call me, call me anytime...
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Posted:Dec 1, 2010 4:04 pm
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2010 9:07 pm
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I see a LOT of people with my job and I talk to a LOT of people. Sometimes I talk to people on the phone and do business for years before actually meeting them face to face.
I don't know about you, but over time I get a picture in my head of what they might look like by the sound of their voice.
There is this one woman I've been dealing with on the phone that gives me a boner every time we talk. She has got THE most sexy voice I have ever heard. I mean she could make killing baby seals sound hot her voice is that sexy.
I can't say why it's sexy exactly for me...just the combination of tone, pitch, volume, pronunciation, speed...her choice of words maybe and a light English accent. Whatever it is, I would look for reasons to call her when I felt lonely or horny or grumpy and a short 5 or 10 minute conversation with her about ANYTHING would just make my day better!
So needless to say, my mental picture of her was one of EVERYTHING I find physically sexy in a woman. I probably pictured her in my mind's eye in a lot more detail than say someone I perceived to be a middle aged overweight man but lets just say it was not a voluntary imagination. It isn't often I get a boner talking to someone about an over due invoice or a logistics issue for delivery or whatever...her voice is just that damn sexy!
Long story short she showed up in our office this week and we finally met face to face...and, how can I say this....YOWZZERS!
My first thought was how can someone with such a truly unbelievably sexy voice belong to her? Her true appearance could not have been more different than the one I had in my mind's eye.
I knew the image I had imagined was completely fictional and probably unrealistic but in all the years this has been going on I've never experienced such a vast difference between fiction and reality! She was every bit as sweet and kind in person as she was on the phone...a beautiful person from the heart. There was just nothing about her physical appearance I found attractive. I guess that isn't entirely true, her eyes were wonderful. Nothing spectacular in terms of colour or shape...but attractive and warm.
I still find her voice extremely sexy and I still look for reasons to call her but the fantasy isn't quite the same now!
Ever have an experience like that? Were you wrong in a good way or a bad way?
Enjoy the day friends!
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
fyi...if you've met me, you may abstain from answering the above questions...unless of course you were overwhelmingly wrong in the good way...
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Not my fault!
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Posted:Nov 24, 2010 11:28 pm
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2011 9:51 pm
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Wow, not sure how to explain this...but shortly after my last post here back in January and the fantasticabulous hot and special weekend with Perky Tits...I was abducted by aliens.
That is the only acceptable explanation for what has transpired and cause such an extended absence and lack of interaction around here!
Ok...I wasn't abducted by aliens...but I may as well have been because the time has shot by at the speed of light!
The photos above are before and after pictures of our now completed basement reno. Without going through the entire play by play the whole process started with jack hammering out the old floor and digging the basement out another 18 inches deeper to maximize headroom. After that came new plumbing, electrical, framing and finishing including the porcelain tile floor, bar and new modular leather furniture!
We've also put in a new sub floor on the main floor along with new kitchen cabinets and built an 18' x 26' detached garage. We are only half done the reno on the main floor bathroom, living and dining room. That will be really nice when we're done though with new tile and hard wood floors. I'll post some pics when it's done.
The other picture is of me and Perky Tits this summer at Wreck Beach in Vancouver. We spent a week out in Vancouver and Vancouver Island with our family but we did manage a day to ourselves to run around naked!
All is well in my world...and I hope it's been a good year for you too. Happy thanksgiving to my American friends!
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
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Don't tell anyone...but...
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Posted:Jan 10, 2010 11:11 pm
Last Updated:Jan 1, 2011 9:42 pm
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The thing is...I had a fantastic weekend with Perky Tits.
Mineral Spa, two person Jacuzzi tub, Red Wine, massage and a whole lot of what is shown in the picture!
Wow did we need this weekend, and we are planning the next one!
Have a great day friends...and we'll catch up with you soon!
LT
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It sucks...and not the fun good kind of sucks...
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Posted:Dec 31, 2009 7:55 am
Last Updated:Mar 22, 2010 9:30 pm
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I've been off work since Dec 18th...which is good...but I got sick and have been sick basically since Christmas Day.
It is a nasty head/sinus cold with dry cough and brutal headache arround my eyes and cheek bones...really sexy and attractive stuff. It makes you unable to sleep properly and that, plus being sick by itself, means there is not much energy to do anything.
Plus, who wants to be around a coughing, sniffly, sneezing, leaking sick guy anyway??
I should have planned to work through from the 18th...then at least I could have used sick days and saved the vacation days for when I was healthy...but who knew right...
I think I am starting to be on the mend...with my luck I'll be all better just in time to go back to work...
I've said before when things don't go the way I wanted or planned, that worse things have happened to better men than me...but it still officially sucks!!
Anyway, I hope you all have great plans for all kinds of fun and debauchery for New Years...and have a gooder!
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
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NOT...as easy as it looks!
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Posted:Dec 24, 2009 6:53 am
Last Updated:Mar 4, 2012 1:03 pm
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How do I tell you this story?...
Short and sweet...
Me and Perky Tits was fooling around the other day and we have a Purple Dildo not unlike the one in the picture. Usually I put it in hot water for a while before play time but this night the purple dildo came out spontaneously.
So, in an effort to make it more pleasant, I took this fake purple cock and stuck it in my mouth to warm the surface a litle bit for her and provide a little wetness before I used it on her.
PT says let me help you with that...so she puts her hand on the fake purple cock and moves it around in my mouth a little bit...
...then she grabs the back of my head and pushes the fake purple cock all the way in..."Don't want to miss a spot Honey"
Jeezuz H Christos... I started choking and hacking...and coughing...I thought for sure I was gonna lose my lunch AND a lung!! One good thing is at least I know my gag reflex is in perfect working order, if I never need it...
Now, keep in mind this fake purple cock is only 6" long and...suffice to say, I have a new appreciation for all you ladies who gobble up our manhoods and make love to us with your mouths without so much as a hint of discomfort!
Do you the Gobble the Knob?
Do you like the Blow Job?
Do you cough and spit?
Do you have a fit?
Does it make you feel like you are going to have your inards become outwards like I felt???....
Have a great day...and Merry Christmas friends...
lustytaurus. LUSTYTAURUS
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I'm so ticked right now...I could...eat a bag of chips...
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Posted:Dec 22, 2009 1:30 pm
Last Updated:Apr 22, 2010 9:03 pm
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You know when you buy a bag of chips...or cheesies...or Dorito's or whatever brand, and the bag seems only half full...and then when you open it up, many times the chips are all busted up so small you can't even dip them properly??
Well...I saw an Old Dutch employee today stocking shelves with all my favorite chip brands...and it was like...how can I explain this??
He was moving fast...grab a bag stick it on the shelf...grab a bag stick it on the shelf...grab a bag stick it on the shelf...grab a bag stick it on the shelf...grab a bag stick it on the shelf...etc
Then when the last couple bags need to go in...he would, with his left hand and open palm simultaneously shove with the left and stuff with the right.
SHOVE-------------STUFF
SHOVE-------------STUFF
JAM, JAM, JAM,--------SHOVE--------STUFF
I looked on in shock and awe...and then the horror of the moment hit me...all those years I have blamed this on the store clerks...when it has been an inside job all the time!!!...
I was so angry I almost gave that a guy a piece of my mind right then and there...but I am getting to the age where I need to start thinking about how many pieces I give out...
Do you eat chips? What Kind?
Are you tired of digging crumbs out of the bag AND the chip dip?
Well...Are ya???
Have a great day and evening friends...
lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS
FYI...have you ever stopped to consider?
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