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A Crazy Canuck's guide to nothing and everything! This place for me started out primarily as a place to whine, and has since evolved into what it is supposed to be...a place to share thoughts, ideas, worries, jokes VICTORIES and DEFEATSEnjoy, and Y'all come back now hear? *********************************************************** Are you a victim?...or a survivor?...please visit The Healing Circle to receive or offer help and support.
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If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there is he still wrong?
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Posted:Jan 19, 2006 9:15 pm
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2012 8:48 pm
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Things you Won't Hear a Man Say
I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.
I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her.
No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.
Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines, I don't look at them anymore.
I understand.
This movie has too much nudity.
Damn, we're late for church.
No. I don't want to see your sister's tits.
Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
Put some panties on, for Christ's sake!
I'd like to take you out on a date but your tits are just too big.
Here honey, you use the remote for a while.
While I'm up, can I get you anything?
Sex isn't important. Sometimes, I just want to be held.
We never talk anymore.
Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
I'm sick of blowjobs. How about if I just try to satisfy you for an hour?
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Favorite things
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Posted:Jan 17, 2006 5:42 pm
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2012 8:48 pm
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Thought it would be fun to post some of my favorite things...watched the sound of music over the holidays(don't tell anyone!)and see what y'all have to say...and tell me some of yours!
1)Boobies...I love boobies, big ones, small ones, hard ones, soft ones...loooove boobies!
2)oral...going down on a woman is one of those special treats for me that really never gets old...never...I am especially fond of doing that from behind
3)watching...I never knew how much of a voyeur I really am until recently...don't get me wrong, being in the thick of things is awesome...but being in a room watching people screw and play, hear the noise smell the passion and see the action up close...wow
4)Being undressed...It is just fantastic when a woman takes it slow...one piece of clothing at a time, touching, kissing, licking, sucking as she goes...by the time the zipper goes down...
5)seduction...I love those moments when you meet someone new, online or "in the real world" when things just click...there is chemistry...you don't know why, maybe when you aren't looking, and you know that some special moments are yet to come...no pun intended!
Look forward to hearing some of your favorite things!
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Greatest pub
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Posted:Dec 24, 2005 1:35 pm
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2012 8:47 pm
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A Scotsman, an Englishman and a Newfoundlander were sitting in a bar in Toronto. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional.
"As good as this is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home.
In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out
of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he will buy the fifth drink for you."
"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."
"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Newfie. "Back home in Sin Jahn's there's the Codfish Bar. The moment you set foot in the place, they'll
buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually.
Then,when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you get laid, all on the house!"
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately shout down the Newfie's claims, but he swears every word is true.
"Hmmmm," said the Englishman, still suspicious. "Did this actually happen to you?"
"Not me meself, personally, no," admitted the Newf. "But it did happen to me sister quite a few times
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the rest of the story
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Posted:Dec 18, 2005 2:03 pm
Last Updated:Jun 14, 2015 11:42 pm
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I posted this to voice(more accurately type) my opinion, since it seems to matter to so many of you. I'm married and I am seeking extramarital sexual experiences. I'm here alone because my beautiful, sexy wife does not wish to explore. At one point these things were discussed and agreed to...now (ten years later) those discusssions don't apply. Here is the real dilemna for discussion. How does a person reconcile loyalty and fidelity with a real desire to explore? No matter what somebody loses. If I choose fidelity, then I give up experiencing all the things we are all here to explore. If I choose to play alone, then I risk hurting someone else, best laid plans and all that. To make matters more complicated...I really am a very decent human being with a legit conflict here. I want to experience everything....and I don't want anybody hurt. Comments? Advice?
Merry Christmas!
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