Bathroom Selfies
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Posted:Sep 15, 2020 4:23 am
Last Updated:Apr 20, 2024 7:14 am
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Omg. Bathroom selfies..... are tired and boring.
Nobody wants to see your disgusting bathroom in the background. Nobody wants to see your hygiene products fully on display. Nobody wants to see your girlfriends laundry hanging in the background while you say yup I’m single. Nobody wants to see her hygiene products either.
Do yourselves a favor and go to Walmart and buy a full length mirror and hang on the back of your door in your bedroom or any other room that’s not gonna give away your poor excuse of cleaning up. And if you’re going to take a selfie in your bedroom make sure that’s clean because nobody wants to look at a filthy disgusting room it’s only gonna make you look like you’re just dirty disgusting pig!!!!
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How to up ones game
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Posted:Aug 13, 2020 10:09 am
Last Updated:Aug 13, 2020 10:09 am
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Some people are socially inept. Let me let you in on some intel which might help you get what you want.
1st. Shit, shower and shave before getting online!!!
2nd. Find common ground. A meeting spot that is familiar whichever parties are involved. Ladies, offer suggestions of places with different price so you dont alienate your future hookup....
3. Make definitive plans! Pick a place and set a time that you both agree upon;
Has anyone heard of ? Its a great resource finding hotels, restaurants and other such amusements in a desired location.
4. the place see what the dress code entails. Hint hint
5. Like Patti Stanger says, drink max. You want remember things the next morning.
6. Ask permission before putting your hands anywhere! Trust me on this
7. Dont douse yourself with cologne/perfume
8. Try keep your coversAtions from sounding like a cheesy porno.
9. Always have an overnight bag with anything you might need i.e. Lube for people who have no imagination!
. But of course if you’re not attracted, just be nice about it and say im going pass or i just dont think we’re a match. Dont be cruel, Have Fun!!
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My Limerick
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Posted:Jan 16, 2020 5:25 pm
Last Updated:Mar 16, 2020 11:40 pm
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Im a Yank
Not no friggin skank
I cant stand it
When all you
want do is wank it
All i want
Is smoke
And bake
The green and the dank
If i grab your shank
I want make you
bank!!!
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