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Posted:Apr 5, 2009 12:06 pm
Last Updated:Sep 22, 2018 6:13 am
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Seems everyones at it so I better Join in ...... anything posted in this will remain private between me and the thousands that wont post.
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My Luck's in!
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Posted:Jun 16, 2018 6:28 am
Last Updated:Sep 22, 2018 6:13 am
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So... I was bored and thought to myself... Here! I haven't been on Affairlook for ages , I must have a look in and see if there's anyone about, maybe catch up with old friends, see if I can remember the Nickname of that nice couple I met at the Party in Dublin years ago, have a chat with my favourite Ginger, look at a few blogs etc etc.
Then I got Lucky!
It must be the new aftershave or maybe my looks have improved with age (it would be the only thing that has!) Suddenly I find I am irresistable to women aged between 21 and 24 who all appear to be supermodels, want to meet me tonight, are guaranteeing me a fantastic time who all type with that sexy Eastern European accent. I knew the day would come when I would become popular. I'm thrilled that they want to know so much about me, my Mother's name, my Pet's name, my Address, the name of my Bank and even my PIN.
If any real people are actually looking to chat to me I'll be the guy sitting in the corner, holding my breath and turning Blue waiting on one of these girls (or all of them) telling me where my fantastic night tonight is actually going to be. Apparently I'll be paying. 
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WTF???
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Posted:Jul 13, 2010 1:41 am
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2018 8:39 am
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Ever spend time thinking WTF?????
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Sorry but it's Funny !
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Posted:Jan 15, 2010 3:20 pm
Last Updated:Jan 19, 2010 2:57 am
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The floor of a Weight Watchers clinic in Växjö in south central Sweden collapsed on Wednesday night beneath a group of about 20 participants in the weight-loss programme.
“We suddenly heard a huge thud; we almost thought it was an earthquake and everything flew up in the air. The floor collapsed in one corner of the room and along the walls,” one of the participants told the Smålandsposten newspaper.
Then floor then started to give way in other parts of the room. Shortly thereafter, the smell of sewage began to waft up into the room.
“We’re going to have to find a replacement premises,” Weight Watchers consultant Therese Levin told the newspaper.
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Lovin it
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Posted:Jan 1, 2010 1:52 pm
Last Updated:Jul 12, 2018 5:12 am
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Break dancing Babies on Roller skates ......... I'm buying Evian water pmsl.
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A is for Life
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Posted:Jan 1, 2010 9:12 am
Last Updated:Aug 29, 2013 8:48 am
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I Just thought at this time of year I should remind people of an old Slogan.....
A is for Life not Just for Christmas.
A treated well... will give loyal service when treated well.
A will accept you as it's owner and put faith in you to treat it well.
A will try to please you no matter how much you hurt it.
A knows that at times it's best to let you alone and sit quietly in it's basket.
A will usually come when it's called but if it doesn't hear you it's not always deaf.
A pushed into a corner will fight back.
A is a Hunter by nature and needs regular feeding to not return to its roots.
A looks nothing like an Elephant but it remembers just as well.
A is never "Owned" but it can be trained to come home.
A badly treated might Snap back.
A is Loyal and will give service.
A trusts it's Master/Mistress.
A is daft enough to think we mean well.
A doesn't know what a lie is.
A only understands it's food and it's Leash.
If you had a this Xmas remember it's your job to treat it with respect and look after it's needs ... It will look after you as a result.
Be nice to know that Animal Sanctuarys the world over aren't innundated with discarded Dogs this year. Just because owners cant work out how to treat them. Or Dont understand the best way to keep them.
A is for Life Not just for Christmas.
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Profiles
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Posted:Dec 30, 2009 7:39 am
Last Updated:Jul 12, 2018 5:15 am
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I saw a Profie Earlier.......
Introduction
The philosophy I live by is "If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with." When I'm out driving I want to keep going forever. I've reached the point where I'm ready to meet someone I could spend a lifetime with. I've always been good at creating an adventure. When I go out, usually some friends and I hang out together and laugh for a few hours. I get along best with people who are always looking for new people, places and experiences. I'm not changing my life, I'm changing how I live it. If you contact me please give me some time to reply as I'm pretty busy. I look forward to seeing how the online dating world works.
My Ideal Person: DO NOT CONTACT ME IF YOU DID NOT EVEN READ MY PROFILE!
If Your not Prepared to Write it yourself rather than using proforma, Stock answers...... What makes you think It is Worth reading or More importantly wasting the effort of contacting someone too Lazy to Create a profile for themselves??
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Dear Santa
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Posted:Dec 14, 2009 12:37 pm
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2010 3:57 pm
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Ressurected again.
Dear Santa .........
Now I've tried all the normal approaches
All the pick-ups an' chat-ups an' stuff
Tried my hand at so-phistication
With some girls who were nowt if not rough
I've been seen down the discos an' dances
Bought cocktails for those that were broke
In my quest for the perfect companion
Who'd see me as her perfect bloke
I've dealt with the best dating agents
I've filled in their forms and told lies
About how I'm just like a male model
With tight buttocks and sparkling blue eyes
I've squandered my wages on chatlines
Spent two quid a minute on the phone
Where I've ended up gagging for Charleen
Even though she weighs thirty-two stone
I've frequented bars down the dockside
Where there's ladies that's best left alone
And I've offered my body quite freely
But I've always walked home on my own
So just cos it's coming up Christmas
And I've no sodding prospects in store
I'm sending this e-mail to Lapland dot com
And I'm hoping that this time I'll score
Dear Santa, please bring me a woman
Fer some fun in my forty-eigth year
Let's forget all the monogrammed hankies
All the socks and the chocs and the beer
You could leave me a fun-loving floozie
Or a perfectly sweet Irish rose
And what could be quite stonking is a lass who loves bonking
Now I really would like one of those
Please bring a voluptuous woman
A partner, a pal and a mate
I can take for a romp in the boudoir
Without having the need to inflate
Perhaps I should spare you the detail
But a session's got nowt to enthral
When your off up to bed with a bike pump
And a puncture repair kit and all
Please bring me a home-loving woman
Cos I've brushed-up my cooking technique
No Spam, egg and chips like my mum did
But dishes that's sexy and chic
We'll have seafood and hot, sticky pudding
Drink wine 'til we're Mozart and Liszt
Then I'll make several filthy suggestions
Till she finds one she just can't resist
Please bring me an underwear woman
A lingerie kind of a dame
Who loves to wear silky suspenders
And doesn't mind me doing the same
We can twang at each others elastics
Then I'll climb up the cupboards (top shelf)
Where I'll fling off my big, baggy Y-Fronts
And dive in, like the Devil himself
Please bring me a kind, caring woman
Cos I know I've gone well past my prime
But I'm sure I can still do the business
If I just take my tablets on time
I won't pester no more, that's a promise
You won't hear me again, not one squeak
So Santa, please bring me a woman
And a fresh one each night of the week
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Bah Bumhug
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Posted:Dec 2, 2009 6:13 pm
Last Updated:Dec 23, 2009 5:49 am
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Can you Imagine any other time of year when perfectly reasonable respectable parents would pay an old guy in fancy dress with a fake beard in a shopping Mall and set their on his knee ???
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Apology
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Posted:Nov 15, 2009 7:00 pm
Last Updated:Nov 16, 2009 12:04 pm
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I just Listened to an Apology. I heard the Message and listened carefully to the words said. I was awestruck at what was said and the content of the apology. I thought of a special (Very Special) friend and I just thought I needed to say ........
I am Not
I never Have Been
I never Will be
I Now know I could be
But after that speech ..........
I'd be proud to be an Australian !!!
To The Remembered Australians and Survivors. Fair Go !!!
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10 Signs of Danger !!
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Posted:Nov 15, 2009 1:26 am
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2009 3:56 pm
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Shamelessly stolen from someone else but Sooooooo True !!!
Women Speak
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying FUK YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!
10 Added Myself
SILENCE : Hide sharp objects, Put anything you recieved from your Ex or Mother in Storage, Find Emergency supply of Ibuprofen and a hot water Bottle, Leave for pub and Book yourself into a friends house for the night !! Remember to NEVER NEVER EVER say Time of the Month love?
Sits Back waiting on new ones lol.
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