The Pussy and the Fisherman
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Posted:Mar 3, 2009 3:47 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2009 2:47 pm
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The Pussy and the Fisherman
The pussy is a marvellous piece of muscular kit
however if you make a slip you will be in the shit
though rated high on a menu of most men’s dish
nevertheless, it has an unpleasant smell like fish
However all good anglers, they can catch a cod
ignoring the smell tempt it with a long bendy rod
poking, prodding and licking until moist, gives in
will feast on a clit and drink the juice from within
Now wet, warm and swelling by all this pounding
the fisherman reels it in on his rod for grounding
muscles contract as the pussy writhe and squirm
with shouts of joy as the angler fills it with sperm.
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Mystery
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Posted:Mar 3, 2009 7:35 am
Last Updated:Apr 6, 2009 2:17 am
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Mystery
Undressing the women with one's eyes
just thinking about, there bush surprise
is it hairy trimmed or shaved clean bold
what chance for the mystery to unfold?
Wonder what she’s wearing underneath
knickers, a thong or just something brief
what colour her panties and what design
or if her pussy is bear, would be sublime
Is it ginger or blonde or maybe jet black?
the hair on her head matching her crack
I wonder if the triangle of heavenly bliss
would part its lips for a lick, suck or kiss.
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Humorous Questions & Answers
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Posted:Feb 20, 2009 7:59 pm
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2012 3:48 pm
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Q: What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A: We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
Q: What's the definition of a Yankee?
A: Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
Q: What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q: What do women and police cars have in common?
A: They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming
Q: What's the difference between a and a bitch?
A: 's fuck everyone at the party, Bitches fuck everyone at the party except you.
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.
Q: Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
A: Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Q: What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
A: Popeye almost killed him.
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Reality of Life.
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Posted:Feb 19, 2009 1:39 pm
Last Updated:Mar 6, 2009 12:42 pm
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Reality of Life.
Standing alone in the quite with the stillness abundant
while all around is busy, but not a sound to be heard
a slight cool swirling wind gently caresses
speaking in a ghostly tone of solitude
Looking into nothingness seeing all in a different light
the darkness afar form shadows
like an angels wings a cloud offers comfort
the emptiness consumed by thoughts
Voices from within reveal the reality of life
as a passing stranger pleasantly smiles
an acknowledgement of the present
such is the beauty of living.
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The Story Of Adam And Eve
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Posted:Feb 13, 2009 7:33 am
Last Updated:Jun 17, 2013 8:25 pm
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The Story Of Adam And Eve
Now ever since that time began
The woman has seduced her man
Taking apple from a forbidden tree
The naughty Eve soon persuaded he
Come hither Adam, quick over here
As Eve told Adam to taste her ware
Oh Eve my dear what have you done
God told us not to pick from that one
Blaming it on a serpent as she grinned
As Adam told her that she had sinned
You have picked it from the tree of life
Forbidden fruit is of trouble and strife
Knowledge of good and evil, God said
No more eternal life, we’ll all be dead
But Eve being a woman, gets her way
As Adam eats the apple that fateful day
On eating the fruit aware they are nude
Cover up the bits that now appear rude
Trying to hide from God feeling shame
Are told never to enter the garden again
A curse of hard labour is what it’s worth
For having sinned and pain in childbirth.
AHB © 2009
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More Awkard Sexual Moments
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Posted:Feb 12, 2009 4:25 pm
Last Updated:Feb 13, 2009 2:58 am
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I remember another time in my famous van.
There was a spot next to the electric sub station just outside of town.
Not the most excluded place, as it was like a lay-by down this lane, but at least it was somewhere reasonably quite.
Well me and the girl had fallen asleep in the back
both naked. When all of a sudden we woke thinking who's that outside the van. Before we had a chance to put any clothes on the passenger door opened and a torch light shone on us, then we saw this Policeman's head.
Ah! he said I wont ask what you two have been up to!. I was going to ask you to step out side but I can see that would be a bit embarrassing!
Its just there has been some break-ins at the sub station here recently and it would be advisable for you to move on.
He then said "Oh have I seen you before somewhere"? No I don't think so officer, maybe it was my brother.
It just happened to be the same one that had been chasing me around the car-park a few months earlier.
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Awkard Sexual Moments
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Posted:Feb 12, 2009 4:07 pm
Last Updated:Feb 12, 2009 5:50 pm
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Well, we all have them over the years... haven't we?!
I remember back in the 70's when me & my mates had a mobile disco.
once a month we used to do a free show for the local handicap hospital.
well we all used to get very bored, but it was a good cause.
this particular night I was so bored I had my girlfriend with me so we decided on the way home we would stop off at the local recreation car park on the outskirts of town.
now this was back in the 70's when we had a miners strike & the country was on a 3 day working week & a 50mph speed limit was in force.
being late at night & no one else around due to the country's predicament I wasn't hanging around, I just wanted to get inside my girls knickers as fast as I could.
well I suddenly noticed we were being followed by my brother in law & one of my mates so I just went even faster as I didn't want them to know where we were going.
as I turned off about 1/2 mile away from our destination the lights were still behind me, even closer in fact, now we had a thunderstorm as well,
so I turned into the recreation ground driveway & into the car park which was of shale base, this car was right behind me so I was going round & round with the shale being sprayed all around until I noticed a police patrol car entering the drive.
as I came to a stop this car whom I thought was my brother in law was actually a police car.
oh my god! anyway the driver had jumped out & was running towards me holding onto his hat cause we still had this thunderstorm going on.
he opened my door shouting at me what the F... do you think you are doing!
I replied.. "I thought you were a mate of mine" to which he replied, I am no f...ing mate of yours & I don't like playing games of cat & mouse, what the f... you doing here at this time of night.
well officer what would you be doing, if you had a pretty young horny woman next to you, I replied cheekily.
that was it... I know where you live young lady and you are going home and I’m going to follow you to make sure you do & as for you young man you are going home frustrated to teach you a lesson.
well they did follow us home to her place but I said to her go to your back door & hop over the back fence & I will drive around the block & pick you up which we did.
it was then off to another secluded spot I used to know, down a quite lane for the best sex we had had all the time we had been together.
not so much as awkward, but I could have been locked up had I not known the police officer!
I think there is a morale to this story!
when you want a fuck!
don't fuck with the law!
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Sun And Moon And You.
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Posted:Feb 4, 2009 8:08 pm
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2009 7:52 pm
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Inspired by a post Where does the Sun set by my friend nakedarkangel
Sun And Moon And You.
Sun and moon they remind of you
The day and night your purple hue
You are just like a ray of sunshine
The picture of beauty and so divine
A warmth from your heart you show
In darkness is an effervescent glow
For one who sees your radiant smile
In your shadow would follow a while
Different colour that cloud reflect
Is mirrored friendship you redirect
Like sun and moon everyday will set
The three of you I will never forget
AHB © 2009
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Intoxicated By You
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Posted:Dec 19, 2008 3:36 pm
Last Updated:Feb 16, 2009 10:17 am
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Intoxicated By You
( written by Adrian xxxxxx .. Bisley/Manor Music .. Copyright 2008 )
I'm here in limbo looking at my screen
Wonder what could or might have been
Driving me crazy as I look in your eyes
Did you tell the truth or is it just lies
Sitting here what seems like a lifetime
I really thought you wanted to be mine
Sending you flowers along with a poem
Yet still I'm here without even knowin'
Chorus:
Intoxicated by you from the first day
Intensely overjoyed in an illogical way
Like poison your just a medicine to me
Drunk on your love and to blind to see
This is another song that I wrote today
Will it be number one with regular play
With everyone singing a song about you
Of words I wrote about how I love you
Now I know this is really only a dream
As I am thinking where have you been
Why you don't write me or let me know
Or is it time for me to pack up and go
Chorus:
Intoxicated by you from the first day
Intensely overjoyed in an illogical way
Like poison your just a medicine to me
Drunk on your love and to blind to see
AHB © 2008
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I
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Posted:Dec 19, 2008 3:07 pm
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2009 5:03 am
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I
I don't want to be sat here on my own
I want to be with you in a happy home
I want to hug and squeeze you so tight
I want to love then cuddle you at night
I want to see your smile all of the time
I want you because you are just divine
I want to share together a future life
I want to marry you then call you wife
I want you now till the end of my time
I want you so that I can call you mine
I want you to be just happy every day
I want you so bad what more can I say
AHB © 2008
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Verbs.
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Posted:Dec 5, 2008 12:44 am
Last Updated:Dec 19, 2008 2:19 pm
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Verbs.
Within this message that I am sending
Putting into words like verbs containing
Like love in my heart is always reigning
For you my dear, takes some explaining
These words I write are not pretending
Just affections for you I am extending
My love for you which is not for lending
Is a love forever that will be remaining
And I know that you are comprehending
That destiny will bring us a happy ending
AHB © 2008
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I Know.
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Posted:Dec 4, 2008 5:27 am
Last Updated:Jan 4, 2009 1:06 pm
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I Know.
I haven't shaved in over a week
If you saw me now you'd freak
Should I take a photo, and send
Or if I did, would it you offend
Instead I'll get out of this grave
Visit the bathroom have a shave
Then I will know just what to do
Send more flowers just for you.
AHB © 2008
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Am I Asking Too Much.
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Posted:Dec 4, 2008 5:23 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2024 7:29 pm
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Am I Asking Too Much.
Sitting here in what appears a war zone
Bombed by thoughts my troops are gone
Stare at your photo with a luscious smile
Have not heard from you in a long while
Think of you and the dreams in my head
Staying awake all night not going to bed
I miss you and I wish that you were here
Attacked by insomnia the reason unclear
Should I be doing something else instead
Of thoughts conceived inside of my head
If only you would write and stay in touch
To stop the battle is that asking too much
AHB © 2008
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