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Request for a pay rise....
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Request for a pay rise.... Something to laff about  I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in a salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour. I work in great depths. I plunge head first into everything i do. I do not get weekends or holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark work place that has no ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, The Penis & the reply to tat.... Dear Penis, After considering the arguments you have raised, the admin rejects ur request for the following reasons: You Do Not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You DO NOT always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations (lol) You do not take initiative. You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift. You dont always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 60. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave ur designated work area before you have completed your assigned task. You SPIT at your customers. And if that is not enough, you are constantly seen entering and exiting the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags. Sincerely, The management Have fun  Cheers, xoxoxo Wet_p |
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Read it somewhere ........ couldn't recall where. Glad you have it here for the others to ponder and enjoy.
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3/27/2010 4:29 am |
im sure with the right viewers, it can get carried away as it goes on
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