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Blogs > wet_pussy4ever > ENTER AT UR OWN RISK..........

Stress Busters....  

wet_pussy4ever 50F
2510 posts
3/18/2008 8:59 pm

Last Read:
3/22/2008 8:21 pm
Stress Busters....


Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,' send me a brother.'
Santa wrote back,' SEND ME YOUR MOTHER.'
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and the Mattress
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Husband asks , 'Do u know the meaning of WIFE ?'
'Without Information Fighting Everytime .'
Wife replies,' No, It means, 'With Idiot For Ever !!!'
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Three Feelings:
What is the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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English Teacher: You know the importance of period?
: Ya, once my sister said she missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.
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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S?
B'coz people started licking the wrong side.

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Women asked man traveling with six , 'all these are yours ?'
'No, I work in a condom factory & these were received with customer complaints.'
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Two men met while both were looking for their lost wives.
1st: How does yours look ?
2nd: She is 5'7, 36-24-36, Fair, with Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Let us find yours!!
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asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my , I am confident. Your friend is also my , that is confidential !

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Mother to her teenage : I think this is the right time for us to talk about sex.
(Excitedly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know ?
The Mother Faints...!!
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T'row'a a nother public holiday in malaysia So, it's partayyyyyy time tonite...
Wet_p
wet_pussy4ever 50F
3059 posts
3/19/2008 1:58 am
    Quoting  :
ur welcummmmmmmmmmmm
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