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Blogs > tamaloa_aulelei > The Excellent Blog of Tamaloa

Clarification.  

tamaloa_aulelei 48M
59 posts
10/3/2020 5:25 am
Clarification.

I have noticed that in numerous online writings a situation is described as a ménage à trois when it should properly be referred as a threesome.

They're not the same thing and should not be used interchangeably.

A threesome is a sexual session involving three people. When it's two guys and a girl it is also called a gang bang. Usually a threesome refers one guy and two girls.

A ménage à trois is an arrangement in which people share a sexual relationship, typically a domestic situation involving a married couple and the lover of one of them, usually but not always the husband. The French have words for this sort of thing. That's one of the things that make them French.

One does not have be married be in a ménage à trois. For example, I am not married either Bonnie or Jill and I am not married Kim either.

I did propose Bonnie but she turned down. I got down bended knee during a garden party the patio and got out the little ebony case containing the engagement ring I had made years and years ago, the one with the 101-point flawless pale blue diamond in the platinum setting, and asked her if she would do me the honor of becoming my wife.

She just about passed out and I had catch her. Everybody applauded. I picked Bonnie and carried her away the front lawn and laid her down and sat next her and talked with her. My guests excused themselves by ones and twos and we walked back the patio and talked some more holding each other's hands.

Bonnie was crying. She said she couldn't marry me because I was too old for her and it was breaking her heart to turn me down because she wanted to say yes more than anything in the world. Her father thought she was an idiot. He told me so on the fourth tee at Forest Acres the other day when he and the wife came for a visit. He'd be dangerous if he ever learned how stop overplaying a pitching wedge.

Bonnie moved out at the beginning of the fall semester and shacked with the first guy who was nice her. Unfortunately for him I am a very tough act to follow, if not actually impossible, so she dumped him after a couple of weeks and came back. By that time Jill had already moved in and had taken over the en suite formerly occupied by Bonnie, so Bonnie took over the<b> third </font></b>bedroom formerly occupied by Kim. And then we all had a threesome in the bedroom occupied by Yours Truly.

So now we have a ménage à trois. And we've had a couple of threesomes. We had a foursome last weekend when Kim came to visit from Grand Rapids. But that was just a foursome and is not to be confused with a ménage à quatre, which would be a more permanent living arrangement which isn't likely to happen unless Kim quits her job and moves back.

I really love Kim. She muscular for a girl and plays rugby and she's really hot and she can fuck like nobody's business and always tries to have the most intense orgasms possible and lots of them. Her vehicle sports a bumper sticker that says "It is better to have played rugby and lost than to have played softball."

I don't play rugby myself. I'm more of a football and basketball kind of guy.

tamaloa_aulelei 48M

10/3/2020 7:54 am

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I'm going to replace the text of this post with a jpg version so the Affairlook software doesn't fuck with what I actually typed. POS keeps dropping letters and words and it annoys me that I have an epileptic online system for an editor.


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