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Book Club Gone Bad
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Book Club Gone Bad Never have I ever. A party game best played with a group of hard drinking women who are getting to know each other. If you haven’t, you are safe. If you have, you down the shot. This may be the one time your sexual history will stand you in good stead. I used to spend hours thinking up ridiculous things just to trap the girls who thought they’d be safe. It’s also a good way to find out who lies and what their “tells” are…. Jot them down in case you ever play cards with them later…. Now, even church going folk play this game though I imagine it’s a bit tamer than the one we played last weekend. And what you say? it must be true for you………. can’t name it if you can’t claim it. I started with never have I ever voted for a republican. Figured none of us would have to drink but 3 did. HA. Traitors in our midst. Next gal said, kissed a woman passionately. 1 of 5 drank. And we all celebrated a bit uneasily realizing #5 had a way to get us for a few rounds coming or at least cull the herd. The night wore on, the questions became more intimate, sillier and sometimes downright caustic. At one point, someone said never have I ever lied. And I called foul. Think back I said, as a . Nope. We pooh poohed. She held firm. Okay, as a , when a friend asked is my breath okay and you said yes when it wasn’t? Nope. One of the ladies threw her hands in the air. When a guy asks did you come? And it was enough already so you said yes even though you hadn’t. AAAND BINGO, we had a winner folks. But not because it was enough already, because she didn’t ever come, ever. Wow. Flabbergasted. We stared. She blushed. The tutorial began. Out came my bag of toys. Well, my GP bag of toys. One lady pooped out a lipstick vibe from her purse. Never have I ever used a dildo, or a vibrator, or a plug or even the shower. By then, we were drunk randy and telling it all. From our first discovery of the nubbin to our most outrageous jerking off stories. Eventually, from the not so distant bathroom came the sound of my thunder vibe and a scream. Then a raucous parade of women up and down my street waggling all sorts of bits and pieces. Luckily, no one called the cops and we scuttled back inside without intervention. The next day, Jim the best neighbor in the world asked why the parade and I told him one of the women in the group had a bit of a break through and we were celebrating. A small parade for a big moment. He nodded. He is the kind of neighbor that appreciates without detail. I think this group will work out well. Next time we may even remember to pick a book to read. You cannot conceive the many without the one. |
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[image] obligatory comment You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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Someone should record these sessions, not for anything other than the memories......
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I remember playing that game for the first time in my sorority in college.... boy was I ever undereducated until then! 
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Sounds like a hilariously fun evening..I really enjoyed this, and more of us should do that with a group of friends.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Sounds like a few of us on here should join!!! Charades is another goodie using Edward Lears dirty limericks (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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That night sounds a great night. Your rumbling of Republican voters in trhe midst is like finding Conservative voters here. What is it about the right that they have to be rumbled! The left wear a badge of pride!
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Sounds like a Fun Group  Visit my Blog Older but no Wiser and find out more
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Sounds like an awesome group hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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What a fun evening that must have been. Haha...I'm not sure if I have ever played "never have I ever" "Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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Now that's a great club to be in... Love it! Rachel Mae
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 I love this!Maybe this will be the post-Thanksgiving dinner game with my friends who are coming over...if we get bored with Cards Against Humanity.   
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Never have I ever read a more amusing blog than yours, Wicked. Please stay awesome! {=} My featured post this week: Pulling Fantasy Sex Out of My Ass.
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I fucking love you!!! Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety. Other women cloy The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry Where most she satisfies. For vilest things Become themselves in her, that the holy priests Bless her when she is riggish. ~~ from Antony & Cleopatra
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hehe, I could tell from the title that this was going to be a good read and you certainly did not disappoint! Awesome
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That's one book club I would definitely not care that much what book we chose... hahhahaha kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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Quoting Wickedeasy "depends on which house we go to. one of the members refuses to serve booze........." Bummer LoL Visit my Blog Older but no Wiser and find out more
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Never have I ever played that game. But I want to join that book club. Or maybe I could play voyeur and hide in the closet listening and watching. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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