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Funny Hump Day Wednesday - You Will Hate Fridays!  

Apollorising58 63M
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3/27/2019 3:10 pm
Funny Hump Day Wednesday - You Will Hate Fridays!



Funny Hump Day Wednesday!

You Will Hate Fridays
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil... Satan: Why so glum? Guy: What do you think? in hell! Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. Are you a drinking man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and colas. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! And we don't worry about getting a hangover because you're dead anyway. Guy: , that sounds great! Satan: You a smoker? Guy: You better believe it! Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs . If you get cancer no biggie, you're already dead, remember? Guy: Wow... that's awesome! Satan: I bet you like to gamble. Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do. Satan: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots. If you go bankrupt... you're dead anyhow. Do you do drugs?? Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean... Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the<b> drugs </font></b>you want, you're dead, who cares. Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place! Satan: You gay? Guy: No... Satan: Ooooh You're gonna hate Fridays.



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"Holy shit Batman I went to deep into Batgirl", said Robin to Batman on Hump Day Wednesday!


Funny Hump Day Wednesday!

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vopesahe 62F
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3/28/2019 3:18 pm

 A great satan joke Apollo.
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3/27/2019 6:05 pm

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3/27/2019 5:29 pm

 Good afternoon


Tmptrzz 61F  
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3/27/2019 4:00 pm

 That was a great Satan joke my friend, I hope your enjoying your hump day..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


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3/27/2019 3:24 pm
    Quoting HAMONMAN:
    RE #3 - Is that Danny DeVito ?

    It seems he's showing up everywhere these days ...
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HAMONMAN 64M
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3/27/2019 3:16 pm

 RE #3 - Is that Danny DeVito ?

It seems he's showing up everywhere these days ...


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