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My AH HAH Moment
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My AH HAH Moment So I had this completely weird AH HAH moment last night. I say it was weird because it kinda snuck up on me out of nowhere (I know, right? Does that really happen to people? especially at my age? ) so I decided it might be time to do a little bit of research. Gasp! Work! OMG - WHO does research anymore, that's a brain thing, right? So ... back to the story ... it's now morning. My five minutes of research is done. Ta Da! Thank you brain for being so incredibly smart - I only needed five minutes. Humor me here guys - I'm still drinking my cup of coffee so I might be rambling a bit. I was wondering why sex was just really fun when you had a drink or two BUT sexually frustrating at the same time. (Ok I was really thinking about that time when his head was between my legs sucking for all it was worth and I felt like slugging him because you know - it WAS SO NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.) There you are having a drink or two or three and getting along really well with the hot 'you fill in the blank here so let's say Person' and well you've got these amazing thoughts running through your head thinking about all sorts of body parts doing pretty much anything. Hell, you're thinking the table sounds good too. I mean really - you've had a drink or three - the wall, the table, the floor, the bar - it's ALL good. You're trying to get a read of the situation but short of sticking your head at his waist level or under the table - it's kinda tricky here. Plus, you know he's giving you those touchy feely signs but maybe that's just the alcohol - it's hard to say. Let's assume - We are getting the green light here!! Wahoo. It's going to be an amazing night - All systems are GO! Thrusters on FULL. Forget the wall, the table or the floor - it's time to step it up to the big guns - a room!! This is where things get dicey. We've got Mr. Wonderful and Ms. Curvaceous on a collision course for some absolutely amazing blow your mind - every way possible sex. The laughter is amazing, the jokes funny as all hell - the clothes are being flung to the far corners of the universe, the wall is pretty good too, Mr Wonderful is feasting on Ms. Curvaceous's bountiful harvest and now let's fast forward a bit .... Mr. Wonderful is having an issue and Ms. Curvaceous is wondering if her clit has gone on vacation and didn't tell her. All of you are GASPING out loud! I know, I know - you are all swearing it's NEVER happened to you. Mmmm hmmm. I'm going to get hate comments from this - I know it!!! Houston, we have a problem. Performance anxiety? Or do we have 'Whiskey V-jay jay or Whiskey penis going on? (I didn't even know these were real terms for goodness sakes!!!) If anyone asks me what Whiskey V-Jay Jay means - I might have to smack you. It is NOT Whiskey in her V-jay jay. If you can't keep up with me - you shouldn't be reading my blog. So I've come to the conclusion I've clearly been living underneath a rock for years. But ya know - this kinda explains ALOT of things. Hence, my AH HAH moment. My research on the topic: Alcohol decreases the brain’s ability to sense sexual stimulation. WHO THE FREAKING HELL wants that? !!!!! And why aren't we educating the mass population about this? Doesn't this belong in a college class like with balancing a budget or something like that? Shouldn't signs be put up at ALL Bars ? !! WARNING: DRINKING is Hazardous for your Orgasms!! So every guy on the planet pouring that extra glass of wine for his wife - is going to get UnLucky? Really? Or is the sex just going to be less than ideal? Or maybe it's just she couldn't stand him anyway so she needs the wine and he's just horny so he'll do anyone? (I may have just solved all relationship problems here) I need some feedback on this one. You know - inquiring minds. After all, it's about the research. (Getting back to my coffee now.) |
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10/14/2019 10:02 am |
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As you have learned.... it is not all black and white. There is the magic pill but with consumption of alcohol will diminish the effectiveness. Then the conundrum ..... do you drink and have a large time and you can shoot pool with a rope or moderate the drinking and put odds on your side. What happened to the days of pop another beer and let er fly?
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There are two issues here to consider.... as men mature their blood flow to the magic wand slows down and as women mature they have a tendency to over think...... which surely creates a ahh hah moment
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I used to see it all the time at parties we would have.We'd have to do a sweep of the house our neighbors boat the cars the yard even the school behind us. At two or three in the morning.Finding people frozen in time with their pants still at the knees and face planted. The simple rule! Just Enough for her to show a sign.A giggle , a mispronounced word. This driver doesn't drink. Using more than all the road!
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It's a playful post folks. It was meant to cause a smile this morning.
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5/8/2019 8:04 am |
Drink after sex...
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In the, ahem, Scottish play, Shakespeare claimed that alcohol: “it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance” I think he was thinking about brewer's droop, however!
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Darling.... life is full of decisions, they change as you mature. When you are younger, you worked on getting her drunk so you could have your way with her. Then after a few trips around the sun, you do not drink so you can have your way with her. Life is not fair but the only game in town. I think I took a sociology class in Austin or maybe Waco.... that suggested that is why mature people turn bi. hmmmm
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