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Poetry To Warm Your Va J J.....
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Poetry To Warm Your Va J J..... The following was written for Sweet wife, aka Perky Tits... I want to be inside you More than you can know You feel soooo damn good better than jello between my toes I know you have a visitor A very special friend Not the greatest threesome But I’ll take what I can get Don’t worry bout the wet spot Or the mess we’ll make I have an old red towel I’ll do ya right on that So how about it Sweety Can we have sex tonight? Look on the bright side You’re already all lubed up. I know you have a headache Cause of your Aunt Flow I promise to be quick So can we have a go? I will understand of course If the Va J J’s on time out Big Jim will be just fine With a hand job for tonight Love, LT How do you feel about sex during 'that time of the month?' Did my poem getcha all hot and bothered?..  ...or just bothered?...  (For more "erotic" writing by yours truly, you can check out this true story...TO ALL THE HORNY PEOPLE) lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS FYI...I'm a man but I can change, I guess, if I have too. (Red Green) UPDATE: I e-mailed the above this morning, and below is her reply: I'd love to get that towel you must have read my mind it will have to be a quicky and not from behind but you can take the pleasure to pleasure me tonight and I promise it'll feel good as I squeeze you really tight. DAMN, that made me horny!!... ...and it reminds me why I love this woman... Have a good day friends...   |
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When I was younger, it never mattered. The older I got, the more I'd rather not. 
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2/21/2009 11:13 pm |
LOL...am so glad I am over that part of my life....bye bye flow bye bye.... TASTE LIFE IN ALL IT'S FLAVOUR
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2/22/2009 3:24 am |
nice poem i love it but why did you bring it up since i started deer flow last night ggggrrrrrr and i dont like to do it while bleeding...     
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I don't mind the first day or the last day. The middle days, yuck. Not only that, its a bit painful. I can't wait until mine has decided to be gone for good. How long does menopause last anyway? LOL
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WE occasionally visited Aunt Flo. Like the above mentioned, not on the worst days. It seemed like the flow would stop sometimes until after. My x said that it was hotter, (temp wise) at that time. If someone is a bit timid, they can always use a condom. It is said an orgasm at that time of the month does away with cramps. I haave heard of men likeing to do oral at that time. Yuck "Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened." 
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2/22/2009 9:45 am |
Oh LT ~ ~ that poem is just too damned funny! How did Perky Tits react to it???? As for sex during "that time of the month" ~ ~ usually no but on the odd occasion I have had. Thank GOD I no longer deal with that!!!!! canyaz, menopause can last for freakin EVER it seems ~ ~ I finally had to have the big "H" surgery ~ ~ Butterflies are free...so am I
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2/22/2009 10:50 am |
LMAO..I am so horny during my period..its like nature's damn cruel joke..so if you don't mind a lil marina on your noodle come on over..
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like I said before........ you're a very lucky man LT...... be well.... tender hugs....m.
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First two days no way no how,nothing sexual in my being then i just want to kill Cute poem I'm a   and i'm here to stay
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sometimes I can really get into it but my hubby isn't into it at all, to bad cause sometimes he really misses out on some pretty hot sex thanks for your kind words the other day
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I only had Aunt Flo for a short time during My life. At first, I thought I was cursed ... however years later, and now; I feel I was blessed. I'm so glad I dound My way back Home *W* Sending some cotton sheets your way {=} After all the sex is gone, there is the mind - Lady Hunter / BAB Copyright © House of Lady Hunter 1998-2009 
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What a delightful post! And to answer your question... I don't have that visitor any more so I have no need for red towels at my house anymore!  This is definitely oneof the perks of being an *older woman*! When I did, however, I remember my body being in a constant state of arrousal...those were particularly sexually intense days during the menses. I was, however, married at the time to a man who had neither your sense of humor, sense of play or your primal bent. We were rarely on the same page and that nonsense went on for 17 years. How sad was that? Pretty sad, I will tell you if I look back on it. That's part of the reason why I just can not imagine living life with someone that I was not sexually compatible with ...not ever again. No joke. I loved both of your little poems, btw... It all can be very good, so be it... Just a little food for thought............. If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you... {=}
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Lusty, You always make me laugh and you are indeed a lucky man and PT is a lucky woman. I have always been horny during that time but thankfully spend very little time having to worry about whether a man is turned off by it or not b/c I'm arranged through various medical additions to avoid having any flow at all more most of my adult life!! Gotta love Depo and Mirena IUD's! Frankly, if a man won't fuck me with a little red color thrown in I say he's the pussy. Not like I'm expecting anybody to go down on me but like you said all lubed and ready to go! Just a slightly messier show. Like I said, bring the Mrs. on down for a vacation....hehehehe Kisses, LeeAnn Kisses, LA   
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lol good poem..butter would melt with you my friend!!! just adored the wifes reply... when i had mine i never care if i did it as it was always the best sexy by far!!!! hugs Lusty !!! shes a keeper   []   Seduce my mind and my body
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Great poetry here LT: It gave me them high-tide womenz blues. John Lee Hooker Recommended: [blog lucyjane78]
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2/26/2009 10:04 pm |
LMOAO LT loved your poem and her answer. Never did bother me I found a lot of women were horny as hell at that time of the month
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Taurus, Your poetry needs work. That's probably the best thing I can say..... DIV "My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur
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3/1/2009 3:14 am |
LT I'm now truly convinced that we are paired up by a much higher power, coz you and the wife are both nuts but as long as ya get to bust a couple who gives a rats ass roaming the cyber streets of blogland  
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