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Blogs > LustyTaurus > A CrAZy CaNUcK...

THAT THING DOES WHAT???  

LustyTaurus 56M
Ask me for a photo
7099 posts
11/30/2008 10:14 am

Last Read:
2/16/2009 4:02 pm
THAT THING DOES WHAT???
I clicked on an advertisement...

"PRODUCT TESTERS NEEDED"

This particular ad was looking for people to try a new brand of soap but it started me a thinkin' about this whole industry.

What kind of things would I sign up for to test?

Here is a list of things I would test as a new product...

FLASHLIGHT...I love shiny things, what can I say...

LAXATIVE...what could be the down side?

ESCORT...someone has to break in the new girl in the agency.

TASER...on my new neighbor

HAIR REMOVER...I'd start with my back.

HALUCINOGEN...so I could better visualize the new taser.

New things I would NOT test...

COCONUT BODY RUB...I HATE coconut!!!

BUTT PLUG...especially concurrently with the laxative.

KETCHUP...I have HEINZ, there is no other kind.

WASHING MACHINE...I'm already married.

GUILLOTINE...unless it had a big screen for instant replay.

With all the new stuff and bright minds that create them...

Would you be a product tester?

What kinds of things would peek your interest?

Anything you would NOT sign up to test?

Have a great day friends..

lustytaurus.LUSTYTAURUS

FYI...the pic with this post is showing a PORTABLE HARDNESS TESTER. I have no information on it's effectiveness.
goodatpoetry2 74M
16552 posts
11/30/2008 10:26 am

 Sure! I'd love to be a tester. Anything that I already use some form of.
Maybe household stuff.
Definately not food.


SolarPowered0 118M
8346 posts
11/30/2008 11:56 am
I can't say I'd either test or not test any particular thing -- except to say, that if I were to test anything, it wouldn't be anyplace near you when you were testin' that laxative... unless you were concurrently testin' that butt-plug!

Solar...


saddletrampsask 61F

11/30/2008 7:37 pm

 I would love to test sex toys..even butt plugs?

I wouldnt wanna test dairy products..got the lactose intolerance thing going on


alex_200mm 64M
4963 posts
11/30/2008 7:57 pm

 Lusty,

I would test all manner of things, especially for the car:

a heads-up display, so I don't have to look down at the dash to see how much I'm speeding:

a GPS, so I never have to ask for directions;

a rear-mounted caltrop dispenser, for tailgaters;

and a low-recoil cannon, to clear the road of slowpoke laggards in front of me.

There's probably other stuff, but this'll do for a start.

Regards,

Alex


TheLilFondler 40F
2571 posts
12/1/2008 1:33 am

 *sneaks out of the shadows
hey i remember you
i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....


DIVISION77 47M
8325 posts
12/1/2008 4:41 pm

 Taurus,

I'd sign up to test lube for anal sex.

I'd only agree to anal with pale white women, though.

Wouldn't be an issue in Canada, would it?

DIV
"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur


sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
12/1/2008 8:37 pm

 I would test out all the new flavours of ice cream

i would never try a butt plug i am so with you there

i want to be a wine taster
[]

Seduce my mind and my body


canyaz 56F
17128 posts
12/2/2008 7:46 am

 Sign me up to test kitchen utensils!
There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.
canyaz


willing2tryit42 47M
1141 posts
12/3/2008 8:47 am

 "WASHING MACHINE...I'm already married." ......... I sir am a single man! Even I know not to type that! (no matter how many of us were thinking it, you brave, brave man!)


willing2tryit42 47M
1141 posts
12/3/2008 8:47 am


Liv___Inlavalova 50M

12/3/2008 10:20 am

 Actually Im still testing Affairlook, I just haven't made my decision yet.
Good to see you back, my friend.
Copy this signature, and I SUE!!


AtomicArtist0 52M
6014 posts
12/4/2008 8:21 pm

 I'd test out beer...even Canadian brews.


mediumWalter 47M
4236 posts
12/5/2008 9:12 am

 test:

shaving cream/razors
futons and hammocks
amplifiers (tube amps)
running shoes
nose hair clippers
graphing calculators
beef jerky

not test:

butt plugs
stinky cheeses
non stinky cheeses
all dairy products (except ice cream)
Blues is a healer. All over the world.
John Lee Hooker

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MisterPriapus 64M
6974 posts
12/7/2008 8:40 am

 .
ROFLMFAO Butt Plug

I find that already having two testes to be quite sufficient to my needs...

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Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

.


9dragonbreath9 67M
Ask me for a photo

12/7/2008 6:09 pm

 I don\'t think I would want to be a..............

toilet tester

tazer tester

nytroglycerine tester

bungee rope tester

just a few off the top of my head

Happy Holidays
Don\'t get lost in the fog, shine in the light of truth.


rm_cru1972 52M
4407 posts
12/13/2008 3:50 pm

 I would easily sign up for a cocont flavored/scented butt plug. But I would sign as LT


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