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Blogs > JaniceJanes > Jan's Thoughts

Jan the Candidate  

JaniceJanes 49T  
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8/27/2018 9:07 am
Jan the Candidate

A friend of mine sent this to me as a joke;

It's a Sticker that says "Janice Janes for Congress"

Gave me a good laugh. I’m not the least bit political and have no real intensions of ever going any further then voting. I’m registered as an Independent and have gone “Both ways”.

Anyway, I had a Dream about this last night.

I was leaving my apartment building when dozens of news reporters surrounded me, sticking microphones in my face and they were all yelling questions at once. Shoving, shouting, chaos.

In my Dream I had trouble understanding the questions in all the noise and bedlam but I believe it went like this;

Q. “What is your Party?”.

Yes, I love to Party. Do it all the time.

Q. What Platform will you run on?

A. I don’t recommend running in Platforms. Too dangerous. Shorter heels maybe.

Q, What is your position on Climate change?

I can Climax in almost any position so I do change positions a lot.

Q. What do you think of the bull Stock market?

A. The Cock market is fantastic. It’s good when it rises and goes up. Especially a Bull cock.

Q. What is your position on Immigration?

I usually squat in the shower when I Irrigate, Opens me up for a good cleaning.

Q. Will you accept Private Funds?

Fun in Private is best, not Public. I don’t like people watching.

Q. What is your Position on Capitol Punishment?

I used to live in DC so it’s available there too. Now I get Punished in New York. About the same, bent over.

Q. What will you Stand for?

Kissing, other than that I usually lay down or on my Knees.

Q. Will you go after the Feminist vote?

Yes, I try to be Very Feminine everyday.

Q. Are you on Twitter?

No, just Hormones at the time.

Q. What do you think about our Fiscal position?

I’m in pretty good Physical shape so I’m OK in almost any position.

Q. What will you Focus on if Elected?

Oh yes, Erections should be Focused on as much as possible.

I think it went pretty well for my first time as a Candidate.

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