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Please Stop Sending Me Vagina Pics  

Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/11/2018 2:01 pm

    Quoting Platosgames:
    That was great. LOL

    I still get a few, but since I changed my age to 96, I guess they didn't want to give me a heart attack, so they've pretty much stopped.
It's like a little birthday present when I get them . . lol
I thought I'd take a look at things, from the other side. Some residual benefits not originally anticipated, actually came outta this post ...
Heart attacks are a concern . . in your case. Proves they don't look at your profile either !
Sympathy is a good thing.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/11/2018 4:53 pm

    Quoting  :

Yes... I can see that my smartass sense of humour is going to bite me in the butt... Lol. No worries.. I will cherish them without telling anyone anything... 😊 Please feel free to harass me whenever the urge arises... I feel one rising in me... as I write this... Eee 😱😁


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/12/2018 2:30 am

    Quoting  :

Oooo... Chilly Wednesday morning here this AM.. Coffee is hot and I'm warming up... The engines are revving... 🔥🚗🚔 Have a great one! 😁🔥


mc_justmc 64M

12/12/2018 6:10 am

While most of the response to this post was positive, I would have been a little nervous hitting the "post" button, considering the potential "backlash". It's been a harsh winter, and I'm not talking about the weather.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/12/2018 7:04 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    While most of the response to this post was positive, I would have been a little nervous hitting the "post" button, considering the potential "backlash". It's been a harsh winter, and I'm not talking about the weather.
Yeah... I thought about it for a half second. Seriously though... with all the drama and BS on this blog island, ya think they'll vote me off? 🙄 I almost forgot that I'm here for my own entertainment... and to get laid. It's liberating... 😁 I might just see how close I can get to the edge. The world is still flat... right? 🌎


FMAOPLS 70F
27112 posts
12/14/2018 1:44 am

It took me a bit to figure out that you weren't being serious.

Great Post. Made me think, and then made me laugh.

Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/14/2018 5:16 am

    Quoting FMAOPLS:
    It took me a bit to figure out that you weren't being serious.

    Great Post. Made me think, and then made me laugh.
Glad you were able to laugh. It's always fun to poke fun at oneself ... and it's always nice - when people "get it".
Have a great Friday !


CampoGirl 58F
43434 posts
12/16/2018 1:15 pm

The majority of men here in the area use dick pics only... when I log on, its a SAUSAGE FEST ! Looks like a field of mushrooms. LMAO

Now on my Blog: 👄 New Pictures 👓


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/16/2018 1:53 pm

    Quoting CampoGirl:
    The majority of men here in the area use dick pics only... when I log on, its a SAUSAGE FEST ! Looks like a field of mushrooms. LMAO
Rally? That's funny. ...mushrooms? Eeee... 😨🍄
Although... sauteed with onions ...hmmm. 😊 I have dic pics, but they are burried away for friends. Perhaps I should use one as my main profile pic...That's an idea... 😗 eee. Naked ... 😶


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/19/2018 9:52 pm

    Quoting  :

You were on cam ??? Wow... Yes , I would have LOVED to see that. Pussy as far as I could see ? 300 photos ??? Please stop . . . ! Lol... Sounds like you had a blast... So, why did you stop?
Hey... nothing stops you from continuing - does it ? At the very least (since this piece was a tongue in cheek satire), you are ALWAYS welcome to send me samples to my Private Mail Box here on my blog - I would welcome them. They are special , aren't they ?


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/21/2018 4:38 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    This is funny. Don't hold your breath though I actually disagree with your assertion that a pussy is more attractive than a dick...
OK . . . Recall this post ?
Evidently I somehow , magically enrolled myself into the 'Pussy Pic Of The Day Club'... lol Go figure. Every morning like clockwork... the pic arrives...
Just saying... If you have something on your 'wish list' (in life)... ask for the opposite... ? True it is only one. BUT it is a BIG ONE ! The power of reverse psychology ?
Anyway... Have a great FRiday!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/21/2018 4:41 am

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:


    Oh, thank you for the laugh! I love this.


Happy to be the bearer of chuckles. Sorry for the late reply . .
Have a great Friday and a great weekend !


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
12/21/2018 7:56 am

Haha I’m happy for you, my friend. Clearly the universe likes you.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
12/21/2018 10:31 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Haha I’m happy for you, my friend. Clearly the universe likes you.
Lol. At the very least SHE does... Or she's a huge tease.. Or both..
Women .. who can figure them out? So unpredictable.. Right? And cute!😱😍😊
Happy Friday and Haply Holidays !🎅


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
1/19/2019 8:39 am

    Quoting TartWiffAHeart:
    I was so tempted to send you 100's of vagina photos lol
Hey... What happened to my daily dose? 😳🤔
Or did you run out of inventory?
Hey... No pressure.. Lol... 😊


Philherdesire 56M
87 posts
2/1/2019 3:38 am

Hi Paul

I saw the title to this blog in your signature, didn't notice it before until now, the title so enticing, I just had to click.

I'm glad I wasn't drinking coffee as I read it, sure would have spat it all over my monitor in a fit of laughter. I haven't been around on
'sex/dating/I don't know what it is sites'
until just a week or two ago.

I don't think I have ever seen so many cock and pussy photos in the one place!

I kinda undertand that most blokes are proud of thier little guy and any excuse to display him, as you say he's the one with the brains.

But the sheer number of vaginas on women's profiles, I've never seen anything like it!

Bravo to all those women, keeps me inside and safe off the street for days and days. I'm the kid in the candy shop for sure. Keep em coming ladies. I'm yet to receive a vagina in my inbox just yet, the best I've had so far is a pair of really really nice titties.

hehehe (can you hear mutley?)


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
2/1/2019 4:26 pm

    Quoting Philherdesire:
    Hi Paul

    I saw the title to this blog in your signature, didn't notice it before until now, the title so enticing, I just had to click.

    I'm glad I wasn't drinking coffee as I read it, sure would have spat it all over my monitor in a fit of laughter. I haven't been around on
    'sex/dating/I don't know what it is sites'
    until just a week or two ago.

    I don't think I have ever seen so many cock and pussy photos in the one place!

    I kinda undertand that most blokes are proud of thier little guy and any excuse to display him, as you say he's the one with the brains.

    But the sheer number of vaginas on women's profiles, I've never seen anything like it!

    Bravo to all those women, keeps me inside and safe off the street for days and days. I'm the kid in the candy shop for sure. Keep em coming ladies. I'm yet to receive a vagina in my inbox just yet, the best I've had so far is a pair of really really nice titties.

    hehehe (can you hear mutley?)
True.. This place is deffinitely trippy and quite a bit of fun, as long as one has an open mind and laughs along with all the bullshit that comes with it.
I have no inner monologue, and I prefer to be as open and honest as I can.. Some people get my sense of humour... And.. those are the type of women I attract.
Glad you weren't drinking that coffee..☕
I have other posts, that are equally irreverent.. "The Mall, The MILF.. 9And a Song.. "
Hey... Join the crew and open up a blog. That's when you'll attract the ones that c a n actually read! 🤔😂
Yep. It's all good. Thanks for popping in.. and have a great time. Don't take any of the drama to heart. This place is a lot of fun.. for those intelligent enough to know how to play this game..
Have a good one! 👍


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
2/14/2019 4:10 am

    Quoting SouthOCguy69:
    Didn't fool me one bit, its just a bunch of BS so many people believe it LMAO
It was supposed to be a satire.. Funny thing is, I started getting vagina pics in my email... Lol 😱 So yeah... Glad you laughed. Drop by any time. 👍


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
2/25/2019 12:29 pm

    Quoting  :

Hmmm.. Good question. I imagine there is. I've never checked. You're right about having variety... That's for sure! Hey.. What are you going to do, right? 🤔
I have mine, locked up in a vault. I pass out a key for those who are curious.... 🔑
Thanks for popping in. You're welcome here any time! 😊


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