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Sex With An Alien
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Sex With An Alien Do you find that there are enough jokes and laughter in our every day lives ? Perhaps, not always. Today is that one day in the year to make up for it by celebrating 'National Tell A Joke Day' . Don't feel comfortable with telling a joke? Start off with a few 'one liners' or a 'knock knock' joke. From morning till night, let's laugh! Laughter has been proven to extend your life and provide a better quality of life. Try it out today and every day and see if you won't become a happier person and as a consequence, make all those around you happier as well ! ----------------------------- So... ... this husband and wife are abducted by Martians, get stripped and then get huddled into separate rooms. The wife meets the naked male Martian, but she's obviously not impressed. "It's too small", she chirps. The male Martian taps his forehead three times and his tiny one inch penis grows to over 9 inches in length. The wife grins. "But it's too narrow", she complains and frowns again. The male Martian, gently tugs on his ears three times and his eedee beedee penis grows to over 8 inches in girth. The wife looks lustfully at the Martian's member. Several hours later, the husband and wife are safely transported back to their home. The wife is exhausted and beams with a languid, satisfied and breathless smile. "Well... that was something special ! ", she gasps, grinning ... still out of breath and quite spent. "How did it go for you?" "Awful ! Just terrible ! ", her husband replies . "I have such a splitting headache. That female Martian just kept smacking my fucking forehead and yanking on my damm ears." ............................................................................ Let's hear your best jokes and let's have a smiley day! . . ..............................  ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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So many jokes out there and so hard to choose... Lol... Space is no object here, and neither is decorum - so bring it up on! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Oh My Gawd did you tell me this the "alienate me"??? Q: Why does Doctor Pepper come in a bottle?? A: Because his wife died Q: What's the difference between a zit and a Catholic priest? A: A zit will wait until you are 12 before it cums on your face Vegetarians give good head because they are used to eating nuts A submarine is long and hard and full of seamen And that concludes this chapter on Laughter for Thursday  (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where all the cocks were! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Dewey! Dewey who? Dewey have to use a condom? ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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In keeping with no decorum necessary, here's a few: Hell Fire Sex A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him, "You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever you choose, the person in that room will switch with you. They'll go to heaven and you'll take over until somebody switches with you. So go on, pick a room." The devil leads him to the first room where someone is tied to a wall and is being whipped. The second room has someone being burned by a torch. The third has a man getting blown by a naked woman. "I choose this room!" the man says. "Very well," the devil says. He walks up to the woman and taps her on the shoulder. "You can go now. I've found you're replacement." Chickens Normal chickens say cock-a-doodle-doo. Weird chickens say doodle-cock-a-doo. A slutty chicken says any-cock-will-do. Bad Pick Up Lines Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction. My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina? I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you. Twinkle twinkle little star, Let's have sex inside my car. If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
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8/16/2018 7:27 am |
Hahahaha Happy joke day!
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A reporter was interviewing Neil Armstrong, "So, Neil, did you know the impact your words 'One small step for man. One giant step for mankind' would have on the world?" Neil replied, "That's not what I said. There was static and it was misheard. I said one giant step for Manny Kind." The reporter asked him to explain. "I grew up in a small apartment. Our next door neighbors were Ethel and Manny Kind. My bedroom shared a wall with the Kind's bedroom. The walls were thin. I can't tell you how many times I heard Mrs. Kind say 'I'll do THAT when a man walks on the moon!'" Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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This joke is funny every time I see it.. thanks so much for making us all LOL this morning.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Oh No a\It's Little Johnny:A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!" And here's a doozy: kid snicker A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”  (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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I'm surprised that more jokes don't appear here. I did say knock jokes would be welcome! Lol.... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Lol loved it hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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So many jokes out there and so hard to choose... Lol... Space is no object here, and neither is decorum - so bring it up on! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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