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Halloween funnies!  

Apollorising2057 63M
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10/31/2018 6:16 am
Halloween funnies!



Halloween funnies!


There was an old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out.
The old woman went in her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string.
When she walked out of the room her husband yelled, "You can't go out like that!"
"I can go out as whatever I want and so can you!"
The man agreed and went into his room.
Soon he came out naked with a string tied to his penis and a potato at the end of the string.
The woman said, "You're going out as that?"
"Yes," said the old man. "If you can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a dicktator."



A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, "Trick or treat?"
I looked at him and asked, "What have you come as?"
He said, "A werewolf."
I said, "But you're not wearing a costume. You've just got your normal clothes on."
He said, "Yeah well, it's not a full moon yet, is it?"


Have a fun Halloween everyone


Halloween funnies!

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Apollorising2057 63M

10/31/2018 3:32 pm
    Quoting Leegs2012:
    Yes!! That gets my cock nice and hard!!
Enjoy my friend!
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Leegs2012 51M
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10/31/2018 2:10 pm

 Yes!! That gets my cock nice and hard!!


Apollorising2057 63M

10/31/2018 1:35 pm
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    The couple one was my hubby and I were both laughing at that one loved it. Thanks for the laughs my friend and may you and wifey have a fun filled sexy Halloween..
My wifey and me funny indeed if it's the right couple picture!
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Apollorising2057 63M

10/31/2018 1:19 pm

 Halloween legs for you!
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Apollorising2057 63M

10/31/2018 1:16 pm
    Quoting  :
Your too far away for my candy so I will give you a laugh instead!
Thank you for cumming by my humble little blog and have a very good, and fun Halloween sexy!
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Tmptrzz 61F  
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10/31/2018 11:52 am

 The couple one was my hubby and I were both laughing at that one loved it. Thanks for the laughs my friend and may you and wifey have a fun filled sexy Halloween..
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Leegs2012 51M
96137 posts
10/31/2018 10:40 am

 LOL!!!


Apollorising2057 63M

10/31/2018 7:07 am

 Hi sexy,
Thanks for passing by!
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Bunnysyummy2 64F
11293 posts
10/31/2018 6:57 am

 LOL good ones hon

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