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luv2suk1966 63M/57F
1927 posts
6/18/2018 1:26 pm

This is SPOT ON!!! I love it! Thank you for the laugh this afternoon.

Have a great day, and be nice to one another.


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
6/18/2018 1:41 pm

    Quoting  :

oh yah...


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
6/18/2018 1:53 pm

Serghio hasn't a clue what blogs are for. Maybe he needs to go to FB

(Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group


qvillebiman 66M  
373 posts
6/18/2018 2:15 pm

we think the best way is to answer every question " prefer not to say" and include 10 pics of a small package under a beer belly


DonnaChang 54F
212 posts
6/18/2018 2:31 pm

    Quoting qvillebiman:
    we think the best way is to answer every question " prefer not to say" and include 10 pics of a small package under a beer belly
What woman could ever resist that?????

Fucking Awesome!!!!!!!


LakeRidgeBBWSeek 63M
3847 posts
6/18/2018 2:35 pm

I agree with all those 'anti-rules" but keep in mind they should also apply to women posting profiles. Pics taken in the mirror of the bathroom you havnt cleaned in months (well if you have teen children, minutes) should always be included, right? I got critized once for saying that before you take that selfie in the mirror, LOOK at what is also in the reflection? If you cant clean it up, at least edit it out of the pic ! Same goes for pics showing you smoking or drinking or at casinos, when you say you dont do those things ! I recently looked at a profile where the gal said she was anti drug, if you look closely, there is a burning crack pipe in the corner of the pic on the table !


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
6/18/2018 2:54 pm

This is great hun so very true too..I needed a good laugh today..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


notsure1949 75M
10657 posts
6/18/2018 3:27 pm

very interesting


sphxdiver 74M
21063 posts
6/18/2018 4:00 pm

Well done !!

You've covered all the bases on this one !!


MickeyJ001 63M

6/18/2018 5:31 pm

Updating my profile now


smilinjack13 46M/48F

6/18/2018 5:43 pm

Nailed it!!


kcclaire0923 68F  
822 posts
6/18/2018 6:05 pm

Bravo Kitten!! Bravo!!!

You said it PERFECTLY....As a member here since 2011 I have been through and heard every one of those scenarios many times. I guess that explains why I have over 13 pages of blocked members..

{=} {=} KCClaire0923


devious789 35M
7 posts
6/18/2018 6:22 pm

Actually pretty funny.


mc_justmc 63M

6/18/2018 7:06 pm

You forgot something, take multiple pics of your dick while holding various objects, bottles, cans, thimbles next to it to show all the women how huge your cock is by comparison.


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
6/18/2018 7:20 pm

Stick your dirty tongue out. What woman does not want to be licked by that ? Take a pic with a cigarette hanging out of your mouth. Smokers breath is so hot.


Colby822 41F

6/19/2018 1:10 am

Keep messaging women who have ignored you (because clearly she didn't get any of the messages you sent prior) or told you she isn't interested (because you can totally change her mind through daily messages.)


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
6/19/2018 3:13 am

My fave, have a close up pic of you bent over, spread butt cheeks with the close up of your hairy, brown asshole and saggy balls. Extra cudos for the hemorrhoids. Yum.


FMAOPLS 70F
27112 posts
6/19/2018 4:05 am

Add a dick pic to each new message, and send a dozen of them, 5 minutes apart.

Best post I have read in ages. Kudos to you.

Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.


JackSh1t 62M  
6 posts
6/19/2018 9:17 am

Including a recent mug shot from the police department will help establish trust when she sees that the height indicated in the photo is the same as the height listed in your profile. That would give her no reason to doubt you.

One of my all time favorites: If she doesn't meet your standards, lower them.


galvsailor61 62M
291 posts
6/19/2018 8:25 pm

Superb Blog!! I love your cutting edge sense of humor!! Keep it coming, love!!


galvsailor61 62M
291 posts
6/19/2018 8:26 pm

No Joke.....Awesome Blog post!!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
6/25/2018 1:29 pm

You are funny and informative. I learned a new word from you. Hmm.. So I'll have to change at least one profile pic... Lol.. Yep... Thanks for posting this one! Oh.. And really nice legs btw... I have to fit the cliché now! (even though it's true!


Askaboutme96 28M

7/1/2018 2:46 am

That’s a bold strategy cotton let’s see if it pays off for him


LockedToy 62M/61F  
16 posts
7/1/2018 5:23 am

These are all great ideas, thanks.


storkjwr18 48M

7/2/2018 2:57 am

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I've been wondering what I've been doing all wrong on this site, and others. I will go back and amend my profile to your suggestions. You are definitely a life saver with all this great advice

I'm gonna have to step the game up now with yours, and others commentors suggestions. Thanks again.


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