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Ten Excuses For Not Wearing A Condom.
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Ten Excuses For Not Wearing A Condom.  Ten Excuses For Not Wearing A Condom.I ran across this and thought it was funny and sharing it with you all. In my many years of swinger playing I have actually heard a few of these myself from guys, you may have to. Well anyway you may get a chuckle from these like I did. 1. I can't wear a condom because the lube they use on them irritates my cock. 2. I don't have the extra money to buy condoms. 3. I don't like buying them, because it is embarrassing to buy them from a clerk I don't know. 4. My doctor said not to use them because of my allergies, I am allergic to them. 5. I don't need to use a condom, because I am sterile and can't make a woman pregnant. 6. Don't worry about a condom, when I get ready to cum, I'll just pull it out. 7. No matter what type of condom I use, it always explodes when I cum. So why bother using one. 8. My wife or my girl friend never require me to wear one. 9. I get regular monthly STD tests and I'm always clean, no problem with me. 10. I don't like using them because it takes away the sexual feeling.  |
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It's not dinner time yet. I never wear a condom before dinner.... Yep... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Always better to wear one BigHead😎
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#s 5, 8, & 9 are my standards !
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 This is awesome Fran. The excuse I get sometimes is......I forgot to bring condoms.
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I have never used an excuse not to wear a condom. I think putting a condom on kind of dampens the sex excitement, but that only last for a moment.  I can hear people using those excuses though...sheesh...like that is going to get one to home base!
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Lol i can hear some people saying those.
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lol...better gloved than risked
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