907 posts 6/3/2006 10:44 am
Last Read: 6/11/2006 1:51 pm
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DATING DICTIONARY .......A must read.
~~ DATING DICTIONARY FOR PERSONAL ADS ~~
* 40-ish.................49 * Adventurous.........Slept with everyone * Athletic.................No tits * Average looking...............Ugly * Beautiful................Pathological liar * Contagious Smile.........Does a lot of pills * Emotionally Secure...........On medication * Feminist...............Definitely ugly * Free spirit................Junkie * Friendship first............Former slut * Fun............Annoying * New-Age.......Body hair in the wrong places * Old-fashioned......................No BJs * Open-minded...........Desperate * Outgoing...........Loud and Embarrassing * Passionate............Sloppy drunk * Professional...............Bitch * Voluptuous...............Very fat * Large frame..............Hugely fat * Wants Soulmate...............Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you : 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you : 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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6/3/2006 12:58 pm
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Simply delightful...LOL...thanks for sharing
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7/5/2006 3:18 pm
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Ha Ha Ha that is soooo Right on! That is so True for the men good. love to have a copy of that ha ha ha ha .
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